All Ye Normal People! Decode This...

Yes, I said normal people because DOING is now a normal thing. Everybody does or do the DOING act. I always say gone at the days of abstinence o! This generation DOING is the normal dance.

I don't think we can find a relationship where the couples don't DO. It has even transcended to the churches now.
Head of Ushers abi Usher leader would do paper bag marriage(cohabitation) with choir mistress for years and yet every sunday they would dress together and go to church. The babe go climb altar to lead praise and worship. Baba God sha dey very very merciful. How dey wan deny say they never DO all the nights that they slept together.

Make I gist una the story of one babe when I know for Abraka. Her and her boyfriend are both workers in church. They would fire and scatter their room from Monday to Friday, then on Saturday they won't fire/DO because the next day is church.

Like seriously is Monday to Friday DOING any different from Saturday DOING? World people, we must always find a way to twist things to suit our own personal desire.

I am not trying to be judgmental sha, I just wanted to share the picture of the two toothbrushes DOING it and tell you that these days everybody..sorry almost everybody do the DOING act.

INFO OF THE DAY: Rate of STDS
The rate of chlamydia among African-American men is more than 11 times that of white men. Additionally, African-Americans remain the group most heavily affected by gonorrhea. In 2004, the gonorrhea rate among blacks was 19 times the rate among whites.

Wait o! Does this mean that black people DO more than white people?

Any which way, if you must DO always try to DO safe/Play safe.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Yansh Shoe

Take a look at this. What do you see? A pair of shoe with a yansh heel.

Girls, Onana-kí-dié-mu? Which style be this again?

Fashion plus yanga nor go kill us girls. Na our life be that. So many funny names in the female fashion industry. Two of the ones wen just reign recently are;
1) Heeless shoe a.k.a Lady Gaga shoe/Devil Shoe
2) Visible parting for weavons a.k.a Azonto parting.

I wonder who dey name all this things sef with the kain funny names when person dey hear. Anyway since I never see this shoe before or hear anybody talk about am, Me, Omote WAG have taken it upon myself to name this shoe 'The Yansh Shoe'.

The shoe is quite cute o! but it isn't something I would crave to have in my wardrobe.

So ladies wen sabi fashion die, keep your eyes open to see whether this yansh shoe would be a trending item.

INFO OF THE DAY: Origin Of Heels In Shoes.
Heels are said to have originated from the Middle East where heels were added to shoes to lift the foot from the burning sand.

Hmmm...history! That one na in the olden days o! Heels are now added to shoes not just to assist some girls who suffer from shortness deficiency but also to give ladies a nice look and good stepping.

N.B: Girls I beg you in the name of God. Wear the heel you can walk in. If its 4" you can walk in wear that one. Nor go do wetin pass you, come wear 8" dey waka like who wan break leg or dey hold another person to support you like say you be cripple.

I know 'looking good is good business' but looking good in the right way is important. If an 8" shoe looks good on you but you can't walk in it, please jejely settle for a lower heel.

GUYS, if you love a lady on high heels and your girlfriend can't wear heels, buy her a CAR. So that she can drive with bathroom slippers to the event gate and sharpadly change to the heels then manage to walk the short distance.

Lol, I am indeed back with my kolo, skoi-skoi, yama-yama, yenge-yenge, gbogbonye, everything goes blog post.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: The Internet.

Back With 'One Thing'

I am sorry!!! for my long absence from blogville. I was fighting a battle against change in life. The whole relocation and adaptation to the ABJ life nor easy. Getting to learn the roads, in order to prevent the loss-ing abi missing of WAG. I gats learn the road fast fast so that I nor go find myself for one aboki village before dey use me take do kilishi, lol.

Anyway, I am back now. Its been a while sha. So am not just back back, I am back with one of the latest lyrics/saying. It's called 'One Thing'.

Ok down to the explanation of 'One Thing'. One thing can be defined as the one response or reply given by a boyfriend/girlfriend to his/her spouse.

Most of us must have experienced it. If you haven't experienced it don't worry you might, especially if you have the type of boyfriend that chases after everything in skit.

My friend was giving me gist about how she called her boyfriend and he was answering coldly with just 'Yes, No, Ok'. She actually said, "WAG, I knew he was with another girl. He was doing me One thing".

Naim I ask, "abeg which one be one thing again?". She na replied that it is his one word response to anything she said.

I laugh tire. I said "shoo, na one thing dem dey call am now?"
Normally me and my friends just talk about this kind of situation as a one response situation but now my friend don rephrase am to 'One Thing'.

So if your bf/gf is giving you the 'K, Ok, Yes, No' response, he/she is doing you 'One Thing'. Hahahahahaha

INFO OF THE DAY: Days Without Blogging.
It's exactly 19days since my last post. That is 2wks and 5days. I did my last post on the 23rd of march 2013.

I am sorry guys for disappearing since but na still on the hustle matter.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.