Better Go Come

Hey peeps, I know you are all waiting for gist and what I caught. Una nor dey go church self, me am just coming back so now am ready 2gist. Yesterday didn't really go as planned ooo.

At about 12:30, when I don deck shaygay ready to storm the marriage with all fishing tools, my popsy called me and said "wakajudge, where we going to today". I laughed at wakajudge but told him I was off to a marriage along Jakpa road.

He said "that's good, traditional marriages don't start on time, so you can help me pick up something at airport road and drop it off at my friend's at refinery road". Me being a good Omote(daughter), I agreed thinking it was something I would just do sharpad-ly and be off to my yankee sea to fish.

Otor oooo, it wasn't like that. Got to airport road and I was delayed, spent over an hour there. Chai! my body bite me tire, I dey restless anyhow for there, like dog on heat. So tay,I wan start to dey bark self.

Finally got the package and headed to drop it off(see me doing DHL for my popsy). I got to his friend's place, ManU verse Fulham match was on. The premiership is back most boyfriends are disappearing, if you be sharp girl, you go chewing-gum your own and escort him to all matches.

There was a scene where Usian Bolt was shown among the spectators. I hear say he be wan try out for ManU, hope say he get football skills oooo, if not he go turn cripple commot that field.

I dropped the package off. It was 4pm, I face the marriage, there sha be no loss ooo, my decking can't be in vain. By this time, hunger dey kill me, I was in the place called H-ing zone.

Thank God, food surplus, I gauge wella and scoped for fishes, I didn't see anyone ooo, e be like say I arrived too late, the sea was dry, all the fishes were gone. Na I say ok, time to face house, bad fishing trip.

Am not disappointed o, I be Warri, no time for dulling, am saving my tools for another time, fishes nor they finish for water. Better go must come.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.