Valentine Toasting

As far as you are in Warri, everyday is an experience. Early this morning, I jejely entered one keke to Enehren juntion, one guy entered after me and sat beside me.

This is what transpired between us,
Guy: Babe you make sense.

Me, I just lock up, face my phone. Which one be the you make sense this kain early morning. Then before I knew he threw another line.

Guy: How the valentine dey be na, make we align na. I like get your digits make we hook up tomorrow.

He brought his phone out and stretch it for me to input my number. I just replied, "sorry please I'm not interested".
Guy: I be single o! So nor fear (that's exactly what he said, I be single o, not I am single o)

I don't know if it is the refusal or the English I spoke that got the guy to continue pushing and talking. I still locked up and kept on scrolling through my phone, eventually I blocked out all he was saying out of my head. After a while he kept quiet.

Then the Keke driver turned on his radio and a Christian programme was airing. I didn't hear what the Pastor said but the next thing I heard was the Keke guy beside me shouting.
"Tell them Pastor, na true. All this girls of nowadays nor get sense, boy go toast dem, dey go dey form say e nor dress well, e nor reach, later dey go go church go pray, when God fit don already send them their husband for Keke".
He sighed after his exclamation.

For my mind I said, "see this one o, when dey toast just now don turn Christian because I bone am". Warri! they can change things on top someone's head, lol.

What I saw next was Enehren junction, I have never been so happy to see that junction. I quickly alighted and left the guy ranting.

Since I laugh a lot, the guy gave me a good experience to laugh about and share with you guys.

Valentine fever is in the air now, all the boutiques don turn Igbe(displaying red outfits) and some people are seriously eager to have a Val. Please relax, it's just a normal day like every other day, so you won't die if you are Val-less. If you have a Val, it is also cool and make sure you enjoy yourself tomorrow.

INFO OF THE DAY: Valentine City
There is a town in Texas called Valentine, but not for a romantic reason. The first train to arrive there happened to do so on February 14.

This is nice, it would be a lovely place to visit for val with your spouse. They really said money makes love sweeter. I'm not saying money is key in love o! but the truth is that only a financially comfortable guy can be able to fly his lady from 9ja to Texas for Val.

Happy Valentine my darling WAG readers, wherever you spend your day be happy atleast know that I love you all and send out my love. XX

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Info source: Random Facts.