Shout Out On Mother's Day

Last night, I strolled down memory lane where I remembered how my mum used to shout and reprimand me when I do somethings she didn't approve of, even though they seemed normal to me at my little age. Sometimes she used auto-correct on me(smacks).

Was my mum right? yes she was. I was very-very playful when I was little, I nor dey gree hear word.
Then I would wonder why she couldn't ignore everything I did, why she had to force me to do things against my will.

Now, I look back and see that I was too young to understand her actions, she was shapening me to be someone special in life.
My mum is the best I could ever wish for. Without her guidance I won't be where I am today, she made me who I am and I keeping thanking God everyday for her life.

Mothers are unique gifts from God. That's why I chose today to celebrate my mother and give a shout out to all mums.

Happy Mother's Day to my mum and her fellow Super Mums around the globe.


INFO OF THE DAY: Mother's In Space
Shannon Lucid was already a mother when selected in 1978 to be an astronaut. She remembers being questioned by the press at that time on how her children would handle her being a mother in space and she went on to set an American record for time spent in space. During an 188 day stay in space, she sent daily emails to keep in touch with her family.

Another recent example is astronaut and mother Nicole Stott, who made history in 2009 when she sent live Twitter messages from the ISS(International Space Station).

Lovely, that shows that a mother's love doesn't just cut across borders or continents, it's so strong that it can cut across planets too.

Reciprocate the love, celebrate your mum today.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.



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Info source: Wikipedia

Short or Long?

Should I tag year 2014 as the' Year of Relationship' ...... #thinking#

Relationship things keep entering my eyes anyhow. There are so many trending gists that I can yarn(talk) about. Yet what is on my mind is relationship related.

I saw this on one of the social media and decided to share it.

"ANY GIRL YOU CHASED FOR ONE YEAR BEFORE SHE SAID YES TO YOU, GUYS HOLD ON TO HER COS SHE MIGHT JUST BE THE RIGHT ONE UNLIKE THE SHARP SHARP"

I dey reason how to analyse this matter. Whether from the toaster's (boy's) or the toastee's (girl's) perspective. I think I would observe the matter from the toaster's angle briefly and leave the rest for you guys.

You know I always say that there is no fixed rule to relationships. If there was any fixed rule, there wouldn't have been any single lady apart from Nuns.

So from the toaster's perspective here is what I think - biko, na role play I dey do o! I'm not a lesbo - that said, over to the analysis.

Analysis 1: You may find out that after toasting the chic for one year and she finally agrees, she may no longer appeal to you.

Analysis 2: Someone else might have been doing the servicing for that one year while you stood at the road side as onlooker.

Analysis 3: Your bond with the sharp-sharp babe may just be love made in heaven and you would be grateful you didn't have to wait for one year to experience such bliss.

Analysis 4: After one year, the wait may be worth it, she could be the best you ever had or dreamt of.

Every mallam with he own kettle, do what best suits you. If you like spend 15years toasting a babe, you are OYO.

So Over to you WAG readers, what do you think?
Should toasting be short or long?
Guys, do you think a long chase would make her the right one?
Girls, should we gree quickly, not immediately o, like gree after a month/some months or drag the toasting long for 1year to show that we are wife material?

INFO OF THE DAY: Significant Other
Significant other (SO) is colloquially used as a gender-blind term for a person's partner in an intimate relationship without disclosing or presuming anything about marital status, relationship status, or sexual orientation, as it is vague enough to avoid offense by using a term that an individual might consider inappropriate (e.g. lover when he or she considers him or her a boyfriend or girlfriend).

Oyibo and their terms. 'SO' indeed#eyesrolling# abeg I won't liked to be tagged 'SO' if una like call me bush gal, I prefer defined tags, like 'girlfriend or fiancee or wife', before they mistake someone for concubine or mistress, lol.

So back to the main question,
Relationships: Lengthy Chase or Not?

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: Wikipedia

ILLITERATE WAKA

"Let's go out!!!", that was my restless feet talking.

I have been indoors resting since I got back from church and now these feet were disturbing that they wanted to go out. So I decided to take a stroll to my sister's house and I ended up doing 'ILLITERATE WAKA'.

Wondering what that is? I would explain. 'Illiterate waka' is a situation where you do a waka that shows illiteracy. In these modern days of communication, it's illiteracy to go and visit somebody without calling to confirm if he/she is home. It was in the days of our forefathers that mothers would just wake up one morning from the village and head to their son's house in the city without informing the son of their trip, not knowing whether their son is in town.

So back to my gist, I placed a call across to my sister informing her of my visit but her number wasn't going through. After many failed attempts, I just decided to blow to her house like that, with the guarantee that my sister is always at home on Sundays.

On arrival, I was disappointed. My sister wasn't home, the thing pain me chai!
See me when nor dey do illiterate waka, I always make sure I call to confirm before I step out, the only time when I try am the thing don back fire.

Please peeps, avoid illiterate waka o! Especially those babes that like weekend paroles/waka, make sure you call before you step out.


INFO OF THE DAY: Restless Legs Syndrome.

Restless legs syndrome is characterised by the compelling urge to move your legs, particularly when trying to sleep. The strange sensation in the calves has been described as a crawling ache. The cause is unknown, but it is thought to involve a nervous system malfunction. Iron deficiency is an important risk factor.

Thank God, my eyes were wide awake and sleep wasn't catching me when I decided to take a stroll if not some people for yab me say I get this syndrome, lol.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


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Info source: betterhealth.vic.gov.au

Wash and Gum Your Mouth

"Wash and Gum your mouth
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I saw this written on a fence just now on my way back from church. I feel that it's JAZZ!, maybe because today's sermon was somehow about the avoidance of fetish practices.

But I'm still reasoning 'wash and gum your mouth'. What exactly does it mean? Does it mean when you jazzically(spiritually) wash your mouth anything you say would gum and be final?

Is it like 'talk and gree'? whatever you say to someone, the person would just concur to it.

Nawa sha, so if that wash and gum advert is jazz, someone would just open his two korokoro eyes and call the number to wash and gum his/her mouth.

For the fact that they even did advert sef, is what should make you doubt/fear the more because crude/local things no need advert. Garri and Kpomor nor get advert, yet na them sell pass for market.

Hunger is wiring me here. Therefore, I'm off to wash my mouth and stomach with a nice meal. Happy sunday darlings.

INFO OF THE DAY: YOR KE
Garri in its dry form mixed with soft cooked beans and palm oil is called 'Yor Ke' in the Ga language, in Ghana.

I doubt if there is any name for that combo in Nigeria, most people refer to it as 'beans and garri'.
Garri has been a good substitute for many great men in beans situation where there was no dodo to accompany it.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


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Info source: wikipedia