RzxpwR61w18mAw4dwL9HngFa3TQ Life Of A Warri Girl: ILLITERATE WAKA

Sunday, 16 March 2014

ILLITERATE WAKA

"Let's go out!!!", that was my restless feet talking.

I have been indoors resting since I got back from church and now these feet were disturbing that they wanted to go out. So I decided to take a stroll to my sister's house and I ended up doing 'ILLITERATE WAKA'.

Wondering what that is? I would explain. 'Illiterate waka' is a situation where you do a waka that shows illiteracy. In these modern days of communication, it's illiteracy to go and visit somebody without calling to confirm if he/she is home. It was in the days of our forefathers that mothers would just wake up one morning from the village and head to their son's house in the city without informing the son of their trip, not knowing whether their son is in town.

So back to my gist, I placed a call across to my sister informing her of my visit but her number wasn't going through. After many failed attempts, I just decided to blow to her house like that, with the guarantee that my sister is always at home on Sundays.

On arrival, I was disappointed. My sister wasn't home, the thing pain me chai!
See me when nor dey do illiterate waka, I always make sure I call to confirm before I step out, the only time when I try am the thing don back fire.

Please peeps, avoid illiterate waka o! Especially those babes that like weekend paroles/waka, make sure you call before you step out.


INFO OF THE DAY: Restless Legs Syndrome.

Restless legs syndrome is characterised by the compelling urge to move your legs, particularly when trying to sleep. The strange sensation in the calves has been described as a crawling ache. The cause is unknown, but it is thought to involve a nervous system malfunction. Iron deficiency is an important risk factor.

Thank God, my eyes were wide awake and sleep wasn't catching me when I decided to take a stroll if not some people for yab me say I get this syndrome, lol.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: 123rf
Info source: betterhealth.vic.gov.au

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eayaa d tin dey pain sha..u for jus hail d neighbors na,abi dem nor knw u?

Warri Girl said...

Neigbours sef nor even dey to greet. I felt it!

Olisaemeka__ said...

Heyaaa sorry o, but I was at home now, u shdve come over...lol

Warri Girl said...

Hahahahahahaha

Unknown said...

dat kin waka........Painment***

Benjamin Osioh said...

Na aproko nai do u so....ohoyin 4 u....waka jugbe

Warri Girl said...

Ha Benji, instead of you to tell me sorry :( #crying#

soso said...

The truth is from time to time we all get to do this kinda stuff,, not that we don't know what to do "like you calling your sister 1st in your case" but the inherent human instinct in us kicks in ,,and when it does, sometimes we get it right, other times we don't,,,,,,and in my own opinion I don;t think we ought to get it right all the time else #webecomemorerobotandlesshuman#........at times i'm guilty of this illiterate waka too..... sorry sha , hope u had fun in the waka-rin!!lol

Warri Girl said...

Thank you dear

Unknown said...

Nawa oh, heard a new one today "illiterate waka".

Warri Girl said...

Be sure of more slanga-franca(deduced from lingua franca) on this blog.

Son of Dike said...

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....so sorry sweetheart...You for kom my own house make i help u ease off the disappointment...WAG,Your boy dey salute you 101%!!!

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