Smoking, My Weird Pleasure

I hold my phone waiting for it to ring with a call from my mother because I know say as some world people don see this title "Smoking my weird pleasure" dey go rush call her say, "Mumsy WAG, WAG don dey smoke o!", lol.

Be patient guys, read through and know why I call it my pleasure. I don't smoke, I have never had the guts to try it, I guess because of my good moral upbringing and the many talks of 'Smokers are liable to die young'. Like I said, I don't smoke but I'm a secondary smoker. I think most people are secondary smokers.

You become a secondary smoker when you are around someone who smokes and you inhale the fumes abi the cigarette's scent/odour/smell, anyone you chose to call it.

So why is it my weird pleasure? Unlike most people that frown at hanging out with someone who smokes, I'm actually indifferent about it. Inshort I take pleasure in it. I like to perceive the scent of cigarette especially in an AC tight place. There is this nice scent/feeling I get anytime I perceive it.

You know why the thing is weird. I don't smoke, neither would I like my future husband to smoke but I like been around smokers. Like if I go to the club and come back, I go just dey perceive the whole cigar smell for my clothes(I nor know whether una get wetin I dey talk?).

The way I like the scent of cigar na something when dey still dey baffle me.
Sotay, I don know how fake Benson cigar dey smell. Benson sha, to me happens to have the coolest scent of all the cigarettes. Dunhill Switch is equally nice. I heard Marlboro is another nice one but for the big boys, from what I know it's the number one cigarette worldwide and quite scarce and more expensive than other cigarettes in 9ja.

There is this particular male friend of mine, every time I hang out with him, I would be begging him, "Please smoke na". My friend go just laugh and say, I be big kolo o! I nor dey pity am or think about he lungs". Me I go say, "abeg e, plus me minus me, you go still smoke, so nor form saint now because I dey beg you".

I don't just know why I love the scent of cigarettes. It's just something weird that I like. I'm not sure I'm the only one that likes it because all those runz girls when dey follow white men go still like am since most whiteys are always smoking inside AC and that is the perfect place to enjoy the cigarette scent.

I just remembered sef, one of my friends, my closet paddy like am too. She refuses to wash her clothes immediately after clubbing, just enjoying the smell of cigar+alcohol+sweat. Indeed they say birds of the same feather flock together, lol.

INFO OF THE DAY: Cigarettes and Dry Drunkenness.
The term "smoking" wasn't established until the late seventeenth century. Before then, it was often referred to as "Dry Drunkenness".
Cigarettes are the most traded item in the world.

Too much of everything is bad. Just the way I tell people to know their alcohol limit and drink to where their body fit carry them, that's the same advise I give for cigarettes even as I love the scent because;
The Federal Ministry of Health warns that smokers are liable to die young.

So whether wet or dry drunkenness, high with sense.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Info source: Random Facts