RzxpwR61w18mAw4dwL9HngFa3TQ Life Of A Warri Girl: Warri In My Veins

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Warri In My Veins

Hmmmmmm.......

For days now, I have been staring at my screen reasoning the first word to type.

"How do I come back to blogging?", I asked myself. Its been a while, "Do I still have it in me to blog?". Then some five minutes ago I decided, YES. I still have it in me. I be WAG nothing can change that. Whatever I write, I still remain WAG because it's better to come and blog now than not to blog at all. As my area people go call am, 'At all,At all, na Winch'.

So Kpokishious WAG is here.

What have I been up to all these months? Many gbogboyen up and doing tinz. Picked up some new words like 'Kaiya, Akponkre and Tupangar', these I would explain as the blog goes on.

Omo to find money nor be beans o. My parents really try to train me(Daddy,Mummy, MIGWO!).
Na now wen I don start to dey hustle naim I know why couples of this our generation dey say dey want a small family. Nor be say dey nor get the ear to listen to noise of many children but dey nor wan hook for throat when school fees matter show.

Now when I don turn semi gbogbo bigs gal as par footing my bills personally by myself, na now I understand the statement when say "Money nor easy". Na spending with sense things I dey do so. Nor be say I nor dey flex myself o, I must to flex myself afterall na me work for my money but at this stage, the flexing na with sense. I flex, I calculate. But I must still flex even with the tight work schedule because At All,At All naim bad pass.

I don see many things for this ABJ sha. I go dey share dem with una twele-twele as the blog ministry goes on. Let me just give you guys one particular small experience which still makes me laugh anytime I recall it.

I got home from work one fateful day and there was no light. Me I just lockup and reassured myself that power would be restored later at night. Na when heat+mosquito come dey show me strong thing for night naim I know say the mara don pass be careful because its an unlikely situation in my estate not to have light over night.

Sharpadly the next morning I asked around to know what the problem was and someone said our transformer got burnt abi e blow? Sha-sha transformer don spoil.
I said "Ye! and I haven't pumped water". I didn't have water in the house. Omo come see your girl dey run dey find meruwa(aboki who sells water). My heart dey cut because for warri if you hear say NEPA pole don fall just know say the light battle is over. Either you get ready to be buying constant fuel for your generator or plan B, you buy a carton of candle cos na indefinite suspension from light be that.

So as I hear say transformer burn naim I quickly rush buy water. Low and behold, as I just dey lock the gate after the Aboki supplied the water, Power was restored.
I shock! I say "shooo, this nor be transformer when dey say burn?" A friend replied, "You don forget where you dey? Na Abuja you dey not Warri o".

I laugh tire. This is a typical scenario of saying 'You can take the girl out of the town but you can't take the town of the girl'.

Warri in my veins,
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice to have you back WAG. Originality queen.

lady p said...

Lol. She's back. Area!!!

Anonymous said...

Lolz.na so
Lalategus

Olisaemeka__ said...

Welcome Back

Warri Girl said...

Thanks dear, I'm glad to be back.

Warri Girl said...

AREA! Hey! I greet you lady P

Mark Adigbo said...

Kpokish Queen in Macmoets palace, this ur Tukpagish yarnings get weight sha... make this ur Osusu talks bring award to the WAG headquarters ooO

Jumitebabe said...

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahhahaahahahwelcm bk Hon!

Warri Girl said...

Amen o! May our osusu purse runeth over, lol. Thanks dear :)

Mark Adigbo said...

You r highly welcome to "Osusu RunethOver democratic party" IJN. Amen

Warri Girl said...

Ise!

osahon said...

Its been a long while,welcome back

Mercury said...

AREA!!!
Like we Waffi peeps dey talk am, 'who nor go nor know'... I dey London still dey off all my light switch and sockets before I comot from house, "Warri in my Veins"...
Welcome back WAG.

dimeji said...

Kpokishious as u dey

Anonymous said...

Jumu ooooooo. Welcome back

Unknown said...

Was wondering what happened to WAG welcome back kporkish lol

Warri Girl said...

Mercury I hail o! You carry Warri take cross boarder, hahahahahahahaha. I understand sha, once a Waffiarian always a Waffiarian.

Warri Girl said...

Thanks for the warm reception peeps. I feel happy to be received back.

Anonymous said...

FtuneZ says...Nice1 mejumu ....

Sirikenna said...

warri girl di sharp, where u hibernate go na?? Everyday i dy check ur blog c weda u don post anything. Ahbin tink say abj stress don hijack u. Remain sharp

Warri Girl said...

UNA-MEN, the stress be wan hijack me but I struggled against it. Sorry for my long absent, you can subscribe to my blog via email so you would be notified immediately there is a new post. On the mobile version you would see the subscribe link down under your name in the comment box while on web version, there is a box by the right side of the blog to type in your email. Thanks, I hope you subscribe for more interesting posts. Xx

Sirikenna said...

ah dy folo u for twitter @warrigirl1, u no wan gree folo back. My handle na @datphboy

Sirikenna said...

where for abj u dy work sef?? Wuse, nyanya, utako, area 1-11, where??

ighxo said...

U got me cracked I swear. Its a nice piece. Happy u still gat dt originality. Anyway, I was waiting to get some scope on those abuja slangs u hinted..lolx

Ighxo

Warri Girl said...

Don't worry the slangs are coming in a bit. Thanks dear, originality for sure.

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