Fatherland Or Heartland

Corpers We o! The passing out parade of 2012 Batch 'A' corpers is on the 14th of February, 2013. The same day as the big Ogbonge Valentine's day (for those who actually do Val).

2012 Batch 'A' corpers, choose this day who you would serve? Your Fatherland or your Heartland?
Better serve the fatherland o! It will aid in facilitating the income to sustain the heart land.

INFO OF THE DAY : NYSC Reminder
Most companies don't recruit graduates who don't have an NYSC discharge certificate.

I just dey talk am to remind some people make dey nor go do mumu follow love, lol.

N.B: The picture says it all, nice work by the creator of the picture.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: The internet

Game Of Luck

Someone specifically asked me never to blog again about the super eagles.
Haba na! The two times they drew I blogged about them. Na now when dey don manage win naim I nor go blog about them? Nooo, I just had to blog about the game, nor vex abeg.

No too much talk, it was a game of luck. Super Eagles didn’t have a good performance but they qualified. To me sef, the Ethiopians played better. The last minutes of the game were very interesting with the two penalties and the Ethiopians creating a keeper out a player due to the fact that their main keeper was given a red card.

After the 1st goal,my analyzing spirit just woke up and I took note of some thing. Its not any big issue sha o but I just still decided to share it with guys.
If you took note of the scoreboard, it read ETH vs NGA. This is the first time I noticed them using NGA for us. I normally thought they use NIG.

I took some pictures with my phone so you understand well what I mean


Like I said not an issue just wanted to share it. My know-know spirit at work, lol.

My Know-Know still on the highest, I started taking note of some people’s status.
Oya see status;
Nigeria 0 vs Ivory Coast 4-the next score line.
Thank God 9ja didn’t suffer the humiliation of leaving in the 1st round.
Moses lead us to the promise land.
We need more goals abi na this rubbish we wan go play ivory coast?
I see the hand of God in this.
Victor Moses–man of the match.
Ha! Shey na Ivory Coast we go meet ni? We for nor qualify oh!
Moses, thumbs up, Cote D’Ivoire here we come.
All hail Victor Moses.
Keshi with e bololo(skincut) be smarting as if he coached one better thing, we were just lucky.

What do you think about our next match? Fear catch me when I knew who we are up against in the next match.

INFO OF THE DAY: FIFA Ranking of Ivory Coast and Nigeria National Football Team
The Cote d’Ivoire or Ivory Coast National football Team nicked named the “The Elephants” are ranked 14th  in the world. While the Super Eagles are ranked 57th.

Blood of God! 14th and 57th, big 43 space gap. We need luck again on Sunday.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

What's The Driving Force Of A Runs Girl?

Runs!!!

Why do girls do runs?
The ones with poor background say they do it to be able to cope with their financial burdens.

The ones from average family, that are ok and comfortable, still say they do it to meet up with higher financial burdens or higher standard of life.

Then, the ones that are financially buoyant say they do it for power. To be able to open some doors which are normally locked to normal individuals.

After having this three above categories, it still surprises me to see a girl who comes from a very elite family doing Runs.
When I mean elite, her family is basterdly rich, just at the name of her family, doors will be opened and she is still doing runs.

I ask myself why? When her family can give her both money and power.

So, what exactly is the driving force behind a Nigerian Runs Girl?

INFO OF THE DAY: World Oldest Profession
Prostitution is regarded as the world oldest profession.
Prostitution is the business or practice of providing sexual services to another person in return for payment.

And now our generation has remixed it. Girls don't want to accept the tag of been called a prostitute, so its RUNS.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Still On The Hustle

Gosh! Its Monday again. Busy!!!

So many things in my head now. I don't know where to start from but I have been able to channel all my thoughts to two different angles.

1st of all, maturity is really an important change in life. As you get matured, you see that life doesn't go as planned or as expected, and you start seeing that there are so much irrelevant things that you drop along the way to being matured.

2nd of all, if I am going to vote at all in the next election, I think the man with the manifesto that says "empowering the youth and creating jobs for the masses" would lose my vote.
Why? Because we have heard all that over and over again, but when they get into power we don't see anything.

I'm having one of those mornings where you have those deep serious thoughts.
In our parents time, once you had a University degree you are sure of employment, now its isn't like that. You have to hustle hard on top your degree if not express go pass you.

So peeps have a nice day, still on the Hustle mood.

INFO OF THE DAY: Rate of Unemployment in Nigeria
Statistics show that the rate of unemployment in Nigeria is about 23.9% of the Nigerian population.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: The internet

K-Leg And Bow-Leg

Happy Sunday darlings.
I have a question for you guys. K-leg and Bow-leg , which one better pass?

Funny Things I Have Heard Some Guys Say About Girls With K And Bow-Leg;
A girl with K-leg/2Left legs/Knocking knees has big hips or outspoken hips. They mean that the girl's hips protrude because her legs bend inward after the hips.

Kobow leg/Goal post/Bow-leg in a lady is good during sex. Like the name goal post implies, she is wide open for the guy to score and again she would be good at wrapping him between her legs.

All these my guys nor go kill me with funny interpretations of things. Whether k-legs makes the hips bigger or bow legs makes sex better, they are both deformities.

Not really a nice sight, when the leg deformity is to the extreme. Another reason to be thankful to God for giving me good legs *smiles*
So just for fun, K-leg and Bow-leg, which do you prefer?

INFO OF THE DAY: Blount Disease
Blount's Disease is a deformity in the legs, mostly from the knees to the ankles. The affected bone curves in or out and forms the usual "archers bow" which can also be called bow-legs.

If a child is sickly, either with rickets or suffering from any ailment that prevents the due ossification of the bones, or is improperly fed, the bowed condition may remain persistent. Thus the chief cause of this deformity is rickets.

Thank God for enlightenment and health education. Most parents are aware of this now and take precautions to avoid it happening to their children.

If you take note, you go see say the number of children with K-leg and Kobow leg don reduce compared to before.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: Google images- orthoseek.com
Info source: wikipedia.org 

SuperEagles@Disappointment.Com

Eagles OKOLODO! Disappointment!

Yes I watched the match and once again I regretted. The thing pain me that I don't even know where to start narrating from.

1st of all, as I saw the Super Eagles come out in their white jersey I said 'Ha! bad-luck! Why white?'.
From what I can recollect, anytime we wear white jersey we never win.

The game started and I had small hope for us. I was satisfied with Yobo being on the bench.

There is a thin line between love and hate. Mikel that I was calling fine before just turn de-worwor(ugly) for my eyes, when he missed that penalty kick and he was passing nonsense balls.

The penalty missed by Mikel pained me but hope was restored when Emenike scored. Emenike is our Super Champion, giving us two goals in our two matches, if only we had more of him on the team.

In a way sha, I didn't like the referee when he gave Ahmed Musa(the guy with the blonde hair) a yellow card and awarded a penalty kick to the Zambians. But what can I say? The referee's decision is final and its not like the Super Eagles played a very good game. So plus referee, minus referee our performance was still poor.

I saw something that made me laugh. When the penalty was awarded to the Zambians, Keshi just bent he head down dey use hand take rub/clean he's bololo(skincut).

 Cleaning of the bololo wasn't going to help. We had a poor team, that's it.

INFO OF THE DAY: Mourinho's Birthday
José Mourinho was born on the 26th of January 1963. He turns 50 today.
Mourinho is regarded by some players, coaches, and critics as one of the best football coaches of all time. Mourinho started out as a player and eventually switched to management.

He has managed different teams such as Benfica, Uniao de Leiria, Porto, Chelsea, Internazionale and Real Madrid where he is currently the head caoch.
Since 2002, Mourinho has not gone a full calendar year without winning at least one trophy.

So, Happy Birthday to one of the greatest coach ever.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit & Info source: The internet, wikipedia

Thinking...Nigeria Vs Zambia

The last time it took me about 30mins to decide to watch the Super Eagles play. Now its taking me some hours almost a whole day sef to decide if I am going to watch them play later in the day.

At 4pm this evening, the Super Eagles would play their second match in group C of AFCON 2013, against the Chipolopolo of Zambia.

The problem is even if you know that the eagles may probably fall below expectation, when you watch their match, you always have a small glimpse of hope and if they f-up and dash your hopes, it hurts.

I wonder what Yobo&Keshi were saying here. Maybe explaining the reason for their bad performance

Still thinking, watch or not to watch? I don't know. The events of my day will be the deciding factor.

I pray Super Eagles have prepared well and stepped up their game, make Zambia nor go use us take shine.

INFO OF THE DAY: Past Match History between Nigeria and Zambia and the Stake Involved in Today's Match.

Both Nigeria and Zambia will be gunning for the three points at stake if they are to keep their hopes of advancing to next stage of the competition alive after both faltered in their group openers.

Nigeria and Zambia have met 16 times at full international level with five victories apiece while there have been six drawn matches.
The first meeting of the two sides was on October 28, 1973, in a 1974 Nations Cup qualifier which Zambia easily won 5-1.

However, history favours Nigeria as far as the Nations Cup is concerned as they have beaten the Chipolopolo four times out of five meetings at this stage of the tournament.

Keshi, your boys better play well o!

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: mobi.supersport.com

Crazy Postinor Buyer

Through out my history of blogging, never have I received a mail as funny as this. While reading the mail sent from a WAG reader I couldn't help laughing and I said I must share it with the WAG family.

This the mail;
Dear WAG,
Nice work on your blog. You are so humorous and I always look forward to reading your posts every day.
I want to share a funny experience I had with you. I went to the pharmacy to buy contraceptive, postinor2 to be precise and I had 500naira note with me.

The guys at the chemist after giving me that look of 'I know you made love last night', said postinor2 was 300naira.

I was like 'Since When?' Its 250 na. They said no 300, still staring at me with that funny look expecting me to just buy it because I was getting a kind of forbidden drug. I said "how can it be 300. Postinor2 that all the girls in Nigeria know is 250 since when did it become 300?"

I locked up and ignored their look and I priced the thing well. I told them its either 250 or I'm going to get it somewhere else.

The guys said "oya take na but we don't have 50naira change o, its only 200naira we have". I said ok, collected the drug and the 200naira but as I was about leaving, I had a second thought. Instead of leaving my 50naira with them, I decided to use it to buy pregnancy test strip.

At least let me use that one later on to confirm if the postinor2 worked just been playful because I knew it would work, lol.
The guys were surprised when I got back demanding for PT strip with my change.

On my way home, I just kept on laughing at everything happened.
I actually priced postinor2, it was just so funny and I wanted to share the experience with somebody and I thought of you, WAG the chic that blogs about anything and everything.

My boyfriend couldn't stop laughing when I gave him the gist. He asked "why I couldn't just ignore and buy it for 300?" I guess I did it just for fun and secondly for the silly look those guys gave me.
People do that a lot, stare at you silly if you go and get a contraceptive, like you are the greatest sinner alive. Almost everybody in this generation lashes, so no need for people to put up the holy act.

Keep up the good work WAG and am looking forward to your next post, you are free to share my crazy behaviour of pricing postinor. Xoxo

Hahahaha.... Pricing postinor2! This babe nor send o and I like her freestyle spirit sha.
Me, I  have always know P2 to be sold for 250 but I wonder if it is a fixed price. Chics, what do you think?

INFO OF THE DAY: Contraceptive Reduces Ovarian Cancer Risk
Studies have show that the use of oral contraceptives(birth control pills) for 5years or more decreases the risk of ovarian cancer in later life by 50%.

If you have celebrated 5year or more anniversary for lashing along side taking contraceptive, clap for yourselves. Well done! You have reduced your risk of having ovarian cancer.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: The interent-wikipedia.org

Good and Bad Jealousy

A matured acquaintance of mine said, "there is an element of jealousy in every person". A good friend is one who is able to over come this feeling and change it to happiness."

She said you can be jealous of your friend in a good way. When you wish for what your friend has but you are happy she has it.

A bad jealous feeling is when you wish for what your friend has and you are so angry that she has it, so you try everything in your power to make sure she loses it.

My acquaintance always says this; "I'm jealous but happy for you". At first, I raised my eyebrows anytime she said that.
Yes o! I dey fear because some people na real enemy of progress. Their jealousy fit bring about your down fall.

So one day, I opened my mouth and asked her well, "Shooo, what's up with you and this your being "jealous but happy for me".

Naim she reply: "No WAG, nor reason am like that ooo! Na good jealousy, nor be bad one".
So she explained the difference for me between good and bad jealousy.

WAG readers, what do you think?
The principle of 'two side to every coin', does it apply here?
Is there really such a thing as good jealously and bad jealousy?
Is jealousy not jealousy?

Me sha, as a sharp Warri Girl, I dey use sense take follow the babe.

INFO OF THE DAY: Socialization Factors on Jealousy
Factors of socialization can influence how partners react to jealousy in romantic relationships. Women may experience less severe jealousy when a male partner is unfaithful, because many women have been socialized to believe that men don't attach emotional importance to sexual intercourse.

Jealousy, the Green-Eyed Monster. It's best to keep off its path.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: topics.wisegeek.org

Super Eagles 1st Match In AFCON 2013

Yesterday evening, 21st Jan. 2013, it took me 30mins to decide whether to continue watching The Event(a series) or to go watch the Super Eagles play their first match in the AFCON 2013. I finally decided to watch the Eagles.
I said 'Naija na my country, make I watch see wetin dey wan do, not like am expecting much from them'.

The match started and I kept on rolling my eyes it was just a normal Nigerian match with the Super Eagles dancing round the field.
Finally, the 1st goal! I didn't shout goal o, because I be nor wan injure myself by raising my spirit high and it gets scattered if the The Stallions of Burkina Faso later equalizes.
I just said 'Nice one super eagles'. The goal was scored by Emmanuel Emenike.

After that, the game was just a waste of time. There was the yellow cards turned red card for Efe Ambrose, fine boy Mikel Obi getting angry and looking finer #eyesclosed#.
Then more f-up play from the Eagles.

You know the saying, that 'a typical igbo man wants to chop alone', Uche carried that silly selfishness to the field when he had a clean shot at goal but due to his selfishness he refused to pass the ball. I trust Nigerians, dey go done kill that guy with curse.

Funny enough, through out the game I was expecting The Stallions to equalize because of their level of coordination but at the 90th min of the game, I concluded that Nigeria had luckily managed to win this one. The clock was ticking, 4mins injury time and I was waiting for the referee to blow the final whistle when at about the 94th min , there was a counter attack by The Stallions and that gave them the Equalizing goal.

I was like, WHAT! our defense was so loose and scattered. What were those defenders doing for Christ sake? Gosh! I got so mad with the Eagles, why cant they just stop disappointing us?

For making me get angry and committing an offense against me by watching their the match instead of my series, I'm going to hold some culprits responsible.
The No.1 culprit is Keshi....his team leading with less than a minute to go, they were still attacking and giving the ball away needlessly.
No.2 culprit is Uche... the time he should make a pass, he shoots, the time he should hold the ball, he makes a careless pass which led to the equalizing goal.
No.3 culprit is Yobo... too many mistakes by him.

In conclusion, the Eagles had police ball(high balls) at its best.

INFO OF THE DAY: Nigeria's Past Performances in AFCON
Nigeria won the African Nations Cup twice (1980 and 1994). More recently they took third place at the 2002 African Nations Cup, the 2004African Nations Cup, the 2006African Nations Cup, and the 2010African Nations Cup.

Once upon a time, Nigerians believed strongly in the Eagles and we used to sing "when Nigeria win Brazil, when Nigeria win Brazil ooo...Bebeto start to cry, when Nigeria win Brazil" for them.
 Now its different, how did they get to this present state? Just like Olise said in his analysis of the match, 'that's what you get when you keep on scattering and rebuilding a team.'

Let's hope they impress us with a win in the next match against the Chipolopolo of Zambia.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit&Info source: The internet

Mint Money Missing

You know how SSCE and JAMB English paper is like. You are given a long comprehension passage to read then asked to answers some questions at the end. This is like one of those papers.

1st of all, we are going to read the passage news after that, I'm going to answer the questions.

Culled from Vanguard;
SOON all that the National Assembly would be doing is investigating or probing one matter or the other. Even before the committees set out on these missions, the public is always certain about the outcome: nothing.

It is therefore with benign equanimity that Nigerians learnt that money was missing from the Mint, the factory that prints the national currency, at least the bit that is not imported. Its official name is the Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company. The Mint has no security.

The scandal is not that money is missing; a milder manner of reporting a theft, but the disclosure that nobody knows what was stolen. The Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria guesses it is N2 billion, the Managing Director of the Mint said it was N1.5 billion while another Mint official posited an easily negligible N900, 000. The fact is that money was stolen from the Mint since early December.

It was not the first time. Would it be the last? For how long has this been happening? How was it possible? How much has been stolen? What about the numerous security cameras and body searches meant to forestall such occurrence? Who could steal from the Mint without official connivance?

To move N2 billion would require a sizeable vehicle, no matter the denomination in which the money is. Even the more paltry N900, 000 (an unlikely interest for a Mint thief) cannot be tucked into pockets. Stealing from the Mint falls in the realms of the highest levels of organised crime.

Questions and Answers:
1) It was not the first time. Would it be the last?
Until you catch thief before you go know say na thief. I don't think this is the first neither would it be the last
2) For how long has this been happening?
For a very long time. People don thief tire on top our head, catch us mugu for this Naija, but we never still get sense because we go still fall mugu again(there is still corruption).
3) How was it possible?
Blind man nor dey waka for where e nor know, person when know road must show am way.
4)How much has been stolen?
More than we can imagine, this one when nobody know the correct figure so, hope say they never thief the whole 9ja.
5)What about the numerous security cameras and body searches meant to forestall such occurrence? Who get house na know where switch dey to on and off light.
6) Who could steal from the Mint without official connivance?
Like I said before, na who get house, or person wen know owner of house, na know where switch dey.

INFO OF THE DAY: Obama Takes Oath of Office to Begin Second Term
Obama, with a slight smile, took the oath at an intimate, private ceremony in the Blue Room of the White House lasting less than a minute, raising his right arm and placing his left hand on a family Bible.
The president solemnly swore to “faithfully execute the office of President of the United States” and to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God.”

When this man speaks I believe the words out of his mouth unlike some leaders I know, I nor dey even bother my self to listen to them because all those their 'so help me God' na washi.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: www.vanguardngr.com

Shoprite Coming To Warri

Good News Waffarians(Warri based peeps), Shoprite is coming to Waf city.

I have heard the rumor before but I didn't send it until yesterday when I actually saw a billboard at Effurun round about saying...
Shoprite Coming to Warri Soon.

Its presently under construction and the name of the contractor was stated on the billboard. Right now, I don't know the exact location but stipulations are saying it just might be by Effurun Roundabout just before the Army Barracks.

If you take note of the area I just described, you would see that a massive portion of land has been cleared, fenced and you can see that something is about to go down there, with all the many sand and granite when dey heap for there.

I don't know when dey go build am finish but all I know is that its coming, its coming, its coming!!! And am waiting.

INFO OF THE DAY: Shoprite Nigeria
Shoprite  Nigeria which started operations in Nigeria in December 2005 has turned out to be a shopping love to millions of Nigerians with outlets in some major cities, such as Lagos, Abuja and Enugu.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Elastic Girl

Saw this picture and I was like WTF! See how flexible this chic is. I am jealous.

Just for my joints to shake small yesterday at the club they nor gree. The joints wan disgrace their papa head. Come on shake and do azonto and etighi this joints nor gree o, I guess na lack of clubbing dey worry dem.

Abeg o, why do babes still do this?Wear high heels that they can't walk with to club? Me, I jejely wear my hot outfit with flat shoe because I nor fit shout say I break my legs in the process of shaking my body(dancing).

I don't have anything against heels but if you know you are going to take them off in the middle of the club and start dancing bare footed, why did you bother at all to wear it? If you want to wear heels, wear it all through and don't take it off half way and be dancing like one CELE prophet without shoes.

Then secondly, please!!! If you can't smoke, don't smoke? Don't hold cigarette and be puffing out smoke like one ODE.
Especially the chics, what's up with the cigarette? Some girls say it makes them look more sexy and catchy. My own be say 'do wetin you fit do', nor go dey carry cigar when you nor fit smoke, almost wan use am take burn person.

Ok, back to my reason for blogging. Why are some girls this overly flexible?
I can just imagine that guys would go gaga for this kind of chic because she can bend to any position during ...

This one don pass flexible, this na elastic.

INFO OF THE DAY: Dance's Health Benefit 
An hour of vigorous dancing can burn up to 500 to 700 calories depending on your height, weight and fitness level. And it's a lot more fun than trudging along on the treadmill.

Studies have shown that regular activity through dance can help prevent heart disease and decrease blood pressure.

So I didn't just go to groove, I went to stay healthy.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The Internet

Osun Five: The Arrested Goats

I had the intention of blogging about the arrest of five goats in Osun State last week Tuesday the 8th of Jan, 2013. I don't know why I didn't blog about it, I guess too much aproko made me forget.

Goats!!! as in GOATS!!! not human beings were arrested.

The five goats were arrested because they violated article 101, cap 11 of the laws of Osun State.
According to the Director of Environment Management and Sanitation in the State Waste Management Agency, Mr. Henry Ogunbanwo, the goats were arrested by officers of the agency who stormed the area to inspect the level of compliance of residents of the area to earlier instructions to keep their goats and other pet animals in cage.

Officers of the agency actually provided food for the goats while in detention but the animals did not eat the food well as they were tied down in the detention and denied access to natural food and free movement.

This week Tuesday the 15th of Jan. 2013, the goats were dragged to an Osogbo Magistrate Court along side their owners.The court asked each of the owners to pay a fine of N2,500 to the State government but pardoned one of the owners, Mrs. Adetayo, whose goat died while in custody.

Heeenh! Died in custody ke! As how na???
I'm suspecting some....hmmmm....peppersoup tinz.
If I was the owner of that goat, I would demand for the body of the goat.
Yes o, make I see my goat know say another man nor chop free of charge, all my sweat when I use take rear the goat.
I would request an autopsy,lol.

I doubt if the body of the goat can be brought out. The goat must have said farewell to this world inside some people's pots, maybe used for Ukodo(pepper soup,yam/plantain), goat meat stew, Isi-Ewu or Nkwuobi.

Its so funny to know that goats where actually arrested. Those goats will go down in history as the first Goats ever arrested.

INFO OF THE DAY: Article 101, Cap 11 of the Laws of Osun State.
Article 101, cap 11 of the laws of Osun State prohibits birds and other animals from straying into residential areas.

Take note, in case you live in Osun or are thinking of relocating to Osun State, tie, chain and padlock your pets well so that dey nor go arrest dem.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: sunnewsonline.com

Guilty But Glad He's Alive

Someone very dear to me was involved in a terrible motor accident on the 28th of December 2012, and I just got to find out yesterday.

The last time we spoke was on the 27th of December and I was really angry with him because he's my person, one of my mainest guy and he didn't wish me a Merry Christmas.

He laughed over it and I got really angry. See me saying he didn't wish me Merry Christmas and he was laughing and making me feel stupid.

I just got so angry and decided not to talk to him, or chat with him again until he apologizes, and I didn't hear from him again until yesterday when he called to tell me he was involved in a tragic accident.

The accident happened on the 28th of December, a day after I got mad at him. Lives were lost in the accident. My friend was unconscious for about 2weeks in which two different emergency surgeries where performed on him.

I was in shock yesterday. I couldn't say one word as he explained everything to me. Telling me how he wasn't meant to survive that accident, talking about how other people lost their lives and he survived.

I felt so terrible and guilty, for been mad at him not knowing he was fighting a battle with death.

He has been discharged now but he hasn't recovered fully.

I'm grateful to God for my friend's life and I pray that he has a quick and speedy recovery.

My Darling, I know you are definitely going to read this, I am so sorry for being mad at you. Know this, you are always going to be in my prayers.

INFO OF THE DAY: Elective and Emergency Surgery
Elective surgery is done to correct a non-life-threatening condition and is carried out at the patient's request, subject to the surgeon's and the surgical facility's availability.

Emergency Surgery is surgery which must be done promptly to save life, limb or functional capacity.

I learnt something which I intend to implement in my life as from today and I think you WAG readers should do the same.
Even if you are angry with someone(either for a silly or serious reason), don't totally shut the person out. Still try and keep in touch to know if the person is alright.
I'm hopeful and positive that my friend will recover back to his old self 100%, by God's Grace, Amen.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Who Owns A Man?

This was sent to me by Ighox, one of the major commenter on this blog.

Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?

Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for 1 year.
Wife: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5 years and is still sucking!
Mother: I carried him for nine months.
Wife: He was only 3.5kg then, so whats the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother: He passed between my legs.
Wife: Hahaha! He only passed there once. He stays in between my legs like everyday.

Please my people, WHO OWNS A MAN?

Before you una answer, make I first reply Mr.Ighox. I don't know whether he is planning to marry now but what I have to say is this - a man is owned by both his mother and wife.

Without his mother, his wife would never have met him. Although his wife is going to be his major support throughout his life, he still owes his mother his life.

I'm a sister, a wife to be and a mother to be, so my advice to every man out there is to find a balance between his mother and his wife. Set boundaries, so each knows not to encroach into the other's territory.

Nothing is more perfect for a man, than when there is true love between his mother and wife.

INFO OF THE DAY: World's Youngest Mother Ever.
The youngest mother whose history is authenticated is Lina Medina, who delivered a 2.7kg boy by cesarean section in Lima, Peru in 1939, at an age of 5 years and 7 months.
When doctors performed the caesarean to deliver her baby, they found she already had fully mature sexual organs from precocious puberty(puberty occurring at an unusually early age).

The biological father who impregnated Lina was never identified.
Suspects were her father, her 9-year-old mental defective brother, a drunk villager, or one of her relatives during one of frequent festivities celebrated by Andean Indians which often ended up in orgies in which rape was not uncommon.

The child was raised as her brother and only discovered that Lina was his mother when he was 10. He grew up healthy but died in 1979 at the age of 40 of a bone marrow disease.

Wow! Shocking, a mother at 5. Just imagined if her son lived then one babe go come say na she own the boy because she's his wife. Nor be swear dey go swear for that babe?!

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: Wikipedia

Armed Forces Day

♫The labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain.....♫

It's Armed Forces Day.
This is a day in which we have the opportunity to pay special tribute to the men and women of the armed forces....to all individuals who are in service to protect our country. The Nigerian armed forces is made up of the Army, Navy and Air Force.

I don't know what am suppose to say. Maybe 'Happy armed forces day' or 'Shout out to the armed forces of Nigeria'. Whichever one is correct, I have paid my tribute. I'm doing this post to Salute them(the armed forces).

E nor easy abeg. Even if we say Nigeria is corrupt, there are still some committed force men/women who leave their family and loved ones to go for peace keeping mission and all that.

INFO OF THE DAY: Top 7 African Countries with the Highest Military Strength and Fire Power
The list of the 7 best countries in Africa with highest military fire power and strength are as follows from first to seventh position;
Egypt, Ethiopia, South Africa, Nigeria, Algeria, Kenya, Lybia.

See Egypt o. The armed forces of Egypt are the largest on the African continent and one of the biggest in the world.

Nigeria,'The Giant of Africa' is in 4th position in Africa.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The internet -Google Images
Info source: answersafrica.com

Magician Makeup

This is a very powerful Magician. One of the greatest transformers of our time. All hail Magician Makeup.
Take a look at some of his marvelous transformations;

See American wonder. The magic worked wonders on theses chics.
Shout out to all the babes who have extreme worwor disease(who are ugly) but are cured by Magician Makeup until when they wash their faces.

This is why my brother and his friends say that it is good to give the girl you are toasting an early morning surprise visit, to actually see how she looks without makeup.

INFO OF THE DAY: Urine Therapy
A popular therapy called "urine therapy" is used by many celebrities to stay healthy and beautiful. This includes rubbing your first urine of the day on your face and drinking a few drops.

Phew! Urine therapy, irritating.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The Internet
Info source: holleewoodhair.org

The Boss And The Boyfriend

I received this from a female WAG reader. She is in a predicament and needs our advice. I'm going to share her mail with you guys, its quite lengthy sha but read through so you can help her out.

The mail;
Please I need your candid advice.
I nor know who send me message o but I think I am already in some deep shit. Help when I help naim put me for this soup when I no cook. I had known my boss to like young smart guys but never thought she would be playing the same game to my territory...

My relationship has lasted for more than 5years and is heading to marriage as we speak. Even if its been one sided with me handling most of the financial aspect, I still can't imagine me without my boo. Paying most of the financial aspect doesn't mean all ooo! Abeg, make una no get me wrong. He is soooo cute and intelligent. A dream most ladies would have for a perfect man.*wink*

I closed from the office one day and as usual he would be picking me up in few minutes. Coincidentally, my boss' driver called and told her that her car just broke down so I offered to help drop her over at her house since my man lives in the same area with her.
I heard his car horn, so we walked outside. With our usual welcome kiss, he opened the door for me and my boss too. I started the formal introduction as courtesy demands but the smiles and spark on my bosses eyes were just confusing...hmmm.

"Well, just ignore" my mind told me. Again she complimented my man's car as being 'sleek' and 'beautiful'...Oh my word! Whats bringing all this kind of love terms into this now?! Gist brought gist and she found out my man could handle a building project which she didn't have time for. In the spirit of good business they exchanged business cards..

"Ok baby, you're home now." My boo said. We were already at my gate. I got my usual goodbye kiss and left him all to my boss to finish up their journey.
"Take care of yourself Jenny. See you at the office tomorrow. Make sure you finish up that Grant chart tonight." My boss said to me.

"Ok handsome, we can go now." I heard her saying that to my man. Guys at this point, I felt like melting. Its not like I am getting unnecessarily jealous or that I don't trust my man, but truth be told, my boss is just 42, single, classy, rich and much more beautiful than I am.

Just few minutes after he left, his number was no longer connecting and my boss was not picking all her lines! Hmmmmmm... Na wa oo. Yes I can pretend that I was just calling to check up on him but the truth was that I was scared to death and regretted leaving both together. I am already feeling fucked up...

There was an sms alert on my bb; see as I rushed just to read a text message. Thank God it was from my man. He just wanted to let me know he was home and had a flat battery and couldn't charge his phone in his car because his car charger was bad. "No wahala my love" I responded.

Guys, we never even talk go anywhere, he has complimented my boss as being "a very nice lady.."

OMG! A lot of neutrons hit my brain like a billiard ball experiment in one second. A lot ran through my mind and I found myself shaking. God! Whats happening? What must they have discussed about that he likes her now? A lot of questions I was asking myself. I felt cold inside like I just lost something. I don't know, but I was getting just too uncomfortable.

I could feel my boo's excitement. "We have finally made it big baby!" He said.

I was like, "Big? How?"

"Yes baby, yes! Your boss gave me the construction contract of her two houses at Jeddo and a 50km road contract. She promised to give me more work if I could impress."

Guys, here is the problem; she asked my man for a secret date. He was not suppose to tell me this but he did. What do I do? What do we do? These contracts are worth more than 10Million Naira!!!

INFO OF THE DAY: Beauty Bias.
Studies show that physically attractive people tend to have better paying jobs in higher level positions than do their less attractive counterparts. This preference is collectively referred to as "beauty bias."

From studies, you can note that most female bosses are usually very attractive. So before Jenny decided to ask for help, you go know say the matter don pass be careful.

WAG readers, help her by dropping your thoughts and suggestions in the comment section.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: Random Facts

Married He-Devils

Omo men, girls are not smiling. As in, I'm just seeing different para(angry) messages from different babes on different social media.
One caught my eyes, its was the status of one of my correct personal person, Dark Diva.

She wrote " If you hide your wife, then pretend to be single and you come and chase me...God will punish you this 2013 oh!
If you have a serious girlfriend or are engaged and you come and chase me God will punish you this 2013 oh!
If you knew me when you were single and now you are married and you are coming back all in the name of I made a mistake, God will punish you this 2013. You know yourselves and I know you...so don't tempt Baba God....."

My babe dey para. I need to ping to get the aproko of the He-Devils coming back after getting married.
But why do men do these;
1)Go back to their ex after getting married?
Another of my friend's ex who got married was telling her that he is coming back because he can't live without her, she's meant to be in his life. What arrant nonsense! So he didn't know he couldn't live without her when he went to marry another person, Ekpa(fool) *sighing*

2) Meet a single girl and lie to be single when they are married?
Some of my guys say that married men have more babes than them single guys. Being a married man attract more girls. Funny enough my guys aren't far from the truth, thanks to the Runz girls association.

Married men una don marry abeg leave us alone na for the single guys to marry.

INFO OF THE DAY: Study on Marriage
A 15-year-long study found that a person's happiness level before marriage was the best predictor of happiness after marriage. In other words, marriage won't automatically make one happy.

In my own word, look before you get into marriage. Make sure you are happy with the person you want to marry so that you don't come out of it shortly afterwards to say it was a mistake.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: Random Facts.

Bar And Bra

I saw this on my brother's profile and I decided to share it with you guys.

BAR and BRA both have the same alphabets.
Both are flexing zones.
Both have restricted time of opening and closing.
Both make men go crazy when opened......,
So flex with sense.

Yes o, guys flex with sense make una nor go kolo finish because the things inside bar and bra are really intoxicating, especially the bra.

At least for BAR, you don't care about the owner. You own is to drink and move on. You can even decide to change bar at any time but for BRA.....hmmmmm its different o.

They say after God fear woman. The babe wearing the bra fit just catch you for local, that you are just stuck there and not able to move, you ready die follow the things inside the bra. Or she might be one of those gaga crazy babes that as far as they have opened for you, you must stay with them, there is no escaping.

Come to think of it sef, why would you want to escape. Shey na you go toast the babe make her open for you, so you deal with whatever you see whether she be Angel, Jezebel or Karashika, na you sabi.

INFO OF THE DAY: Jogger's Nipple
Jogger's nipple is a condition caused by friction that result in soreness, dryness, irritation or bleeding of one or both nipples during/following running or other physical exercise. The friction can be from the repeated rubbing of a t-shirt or other upper body clothing against the nipples during a prolonged period of exercise.

This condition is suffered mainly by athletes. In order to prevent this, some male athletes may chose to wear a sports bra under their shirts.

I wonder how it would have been if guys had to wear bra on a daily basis, it would have really been a funny sight, lol

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit & Info source: wikipedia.org

Dust Your Slippers And Run

"Police is your friend", that's the Nigerian Police Slogan but yesterday I had a rethink.

Omo if you have any Coaty(police officer)as a friend, dust your slippers and run o because when those guys get angry or agitated they don't have friends.

I use to have some Mobile Police Officers as acquaintances, I hail them when am passing and sometimes gist with them.

Yesterday, what I saw made me catch cold.
They were treating one guy's fuckup and the brutality I saw in their eyes was scary. All pleas from various individuals that they should let the boy go fell on deaf ears. They were bent on dealing with him.

Na then I real know say Police nor get friend o. See people when dey pally(associate) with them normally dey beg them, they nor still gree.

E clear say when they don enter that action zone dem dey shut of their friend side. So they are not your friend.

INFO OF THE DAY: Criticism About Nigerian Mobile Police
The Mobile Police have been widely reported as brutal violators of human rights, particularly during the 1990s, which has earned them the nickname "Kill-and-Go" amongst the Nigerian population (this is because they are known to gun down innocent civilians and simply walk away with impunity).

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: wikipedia.org

Named After The Mighty P

Onana-ki-dei-mu?
Wetin be dis one?
9ja!

Dey nor go kill person o!
Water named after the mighty P.
Maybe they made it as a substitute for guys that like to put P in their mouth, to use it as a supplement and imagine its the real thing.

WAG readers, would you feel comfortable drinking this? Me, I would definitely not be comfortable at all.
In short, I can't buy this sachet water because I don't think the manufacturer was thinking properly when chosing this name, so how am I sure he was in his right senses when packaging the water.
#justmyhygienereasoning#

It might have still been named after a cat, or the first letter might be an 'F' instead of 'P' but the name is still somehow.

INFO OF THE DAY: Fact About Unclean Water
Lack of access to clean water and sanitation has claimed more lives through disease than any war through guns.

Almost 4million people die each year from water related diseases. Unclean water is the biggest killer of children under five; around 90% of all diarrheal deaths are in this age group.

Let's try and ensure that we drink clean water.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: Matador Network

Prison Break Season 2

This one na season 2 hey!

Three days ago I did a post about Prison Break. Today's post is about another prison break which happened in Delta State.

This was culled from yesterday's Vanguard, 7th of Jan, 2013.

Ogwashi-Uku in Aniocha South Local Government Area of Delta State is in the news again after the kidnap of the mother of the Finance Minister, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iwela. This time, following a jailbreak reported at the Federal Prison, Ogwashi-Uku.

Three inmates were reported to have escaped.
Circumstances leading to the escape of the inmates were still sketchy at press time.

However, State Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Famous Ijieh, said: "It was a major incident. We will get them. We have pictures of the three escapees and are already in search of them".

This one na real season 2 hey! Dey wan scatter our prisons, dey wan pieces our prisons......

Where is our Nigerian Alex Mahone(from prison break series), get to work, find these guys and lock them back up. Just that this our Alex Mahone shouldn't be a drug addict o.

I have heard one gist sha, that most security officers take things, like igbo to help them deal with their past ordeals and stay focused.
They say in every rumor there is an element of truth but I think we can still have clean officers and agents like Jack Bauer.

INFO OF THE DAY : Julia Roberts Was Once Engaged To Kiefer Sutherland (Jack Bauer).
Julia Roberts met Kiefer Sutherland in 1990, when they co-starred in Flatliners. In August 1990, they both announced their engagement, with an elaborate studio-planned wedding scheduled for 14 June 1991.

Roberts broke the engagement three days before the wedding allegedly because Sutherland had been meeting with a stripper named Amanda Rice. Sutherland denied having an affair with Rice and said that they only met because he liked to play pool.

On the day of what was suppose to be their wedding date, Roberts ran off to Ireland with Sutherland's friend Jason Patric.

Kiefer Sutherland and Julia Roberts, two of my favorite stars. It would have been so nice to see them as a couple.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: Google Images
Info source: Vanguard, wikipedia

Remember This?

Saw this picture and I was like "Wow! see olden days TV ooo".
Most people have forgotten that televisions were once like this.
Back in the days my neighbours' parents would lock the cupboard and go out with the key so that they can read their books instead of watching TV, lol

I'm not sure the next generation would know what that is, maybe they would think it is a picture of a microwave(I think microwave is the only technology existing that seems similar to the picture).

INFO OF THE DAY: World's Largest Plasma TV.
The world's largest plasma TV is made by Panasonic, although it is unlikely the high definition set will fit in anything less than a mansion.
The 152" 3D TV has an impressive screen resolution of 4,096 x 2,160 pixels, which is such high definition that viewers shouldn't see any difference between looking at the display and out a window.
For optimum viewing you would need to be seated between 25ft and 38ft away, according to industry experts.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The Internet
Info source: dailymail.co.uk

Hooking Up Friends Equals Headache

This is the way the hookup usually starts,
I use one of my female friends as my display picture and a guy pings to say "your friend is beautiful".
I reply "Thanks".
The next thing you know, the guy says "hook me up".

I hate to see that line "hook me up".

Sometimes, I would start asking my self, "who send me make I use fine girl picture as my dp?"

The way guys disturb na die. One of my guy actually said I was a wicked friend because I refused to hook him up.
E nor go understand. Hooking up dey give person serious headache.

First of all, when I tell the girl that one guy wants her pin, she would want me to do a long autobiography of the guy.

I have told my guys, if you see me physically with a female friend, toast her yourself, don't expect me to run an autobiography of "the guy is single, looking for a wife....blah, blah, blah.

One thing I have noticed about hooking up people is that when the relationship is going smooth, you are totally forgotten(which I don't mind because I don't want to be inside anybody's relationship).
But when the relationship is going south, you are resurrected with the assumption that you as the arranger or hookup-er(the one that introduced them together) can also be the fixer of the relationship.

Hooking up people has too much issues, so I have decided to stay clear.
My male friends are free to toast my female friends. E nor concern me, na their own toro(cup of tea) but they shouldn't expect me to influence the toasting process.

WAG readers, am I the only one who has this kind of reasoning or am I just a wicked friend like my guy said?

INFO OF THE DAY : Woman's Reaction To A Man's Approach
When a man first approaches a woman, she will base 55% of her initial impression of him on his appearance and body language, 38% on his style of speaking, and 7% on what he actually says.

So guys you see, why its good to do most of the talking yourself, it speeds up the toasting process.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: m.randomhistory.com

Prison Break

Seeing my title Prison Break, maybe you are expecting Micheal Scofield and Lincoln Burrows Tinz.
No.
Today isn't about the series but about a prison break which actually happened some days back here in Nigeria.

The prison break occurred at the Sagamu Prison in Ogun State at about 3am on Wednesday, the 2nd of January, 2013.
No fewer than 20 inmates escaped while others were shot in the process of escaping.

This is na real prison break.

The run-away prisoners were said to have dug a large hole on the wall at the back of the prison through which they escaped.

If I wasn't reading this on the dailies and seeing it on the news, I would have thought am still watching prison break series. You know that Micheal Scofield and some inmates also escaped from Panama prison through a hole which they dug in the ground.

Hope there isn't a T-bag among the escapees.

INFO OF THE DAY: Other Prison Break In Nigeria
Bauchi Prison - There was an attack on Bauchi prison by 50 gunmen on the 7th of September, 2010. The gunmen were suspected to be members of Boko Haram. 721 prisoners escaped.

Oko Federal Prison - August 19th 2012, Heavily armed men invaded the Oko Maximum Security Prison in Edo State, freeing 12 inmates.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Years Alike

I just found out something really cool. The year 2013 has exactly the same calendar with the year 1985, 1991 and 2002.

Surprising shey? I never thought there could be an exact repetition in the calender. Its just like this year has happened before. Indeed what goes around comes around.

Oooh and if you haven't gotten any recent calendar of the year 2013, you can dig up and check if you still have your old calendar of 2002 and use that for the time being *winks*.

INFO OF THE DAY: Dana Air Resumes Flight Operations Today.
After not being functional for the past six months due to a crash of one of its aircraft which killed all 153 passengers, crew on board and others on ground, Dana Airlines will today, the 4th of January, 2013,conduct its inaugural flight. The flight would be from Lagos to Abuja.

I hope proper measures have been put in place to avoid future accidents.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Nigeria's Surprise Posters

1st of January 2012, Nigerians woke up to the news of fuel subsidy.
1st of January 2013 Nigerians got another surprise.
The news that President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has started campaign for 2015 elections went viral.

These posters were placed in some areas in the Federal Capital Territory Abuja on the 1st of January 2013 and they didn't generate a lot of good reactions.
Nigerians Vex (got angry).
How can campaign start for an election that is still two years away when we have more important and pressing national issues which needs urgent attention?

However, the Presidency yesterday disowned the posters.
Special Adviser on Media and publicity to the President, Dr. Reuben Abati, in an interview, said the posters did not emanate from the presidency and that the President has not authorized anybody to print any campaign posters for him as regards 2015 elections.

There are speculations that it might have been placed by some ill mannered persons, to tint the President's image. Presently, no body or group is taking responsibility for the posters.

Definitely nobody would want to take responsibility as the poster matter don cast so. If it was accepted well by Nigerians, you for notice say one group for don come out to take the glory.
They say pikin wen good na e papa pikin but pikin when bad na e mama get am.

9ja! We wont stop getting silly surprises until we improve as a nation.

INFO OF THE DAY: Jigawa State House Urges Governor To Contest For Presidency.
The Jigawa State House of Assembly has announced its full support for the state governor, Sule Lamido to contest the 2015 presidential election. Speaking while receiving the 2013 appropriation bill, the Speaker, Alhaji Adamu Ahmad Sarawa said it became necessary for the lawmakers to speak up considering the pressure on  Lamido from all parts of the country to run.

Its obvious the election talk has started. Whether it is the right or wrong time it has started.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: Vanguard

High Note

Fun!!!
I had so much fun yesterday, lots of food, booze and friends around.

I got into the tipsy zone sha which am still recovering from. One of my guy Malcolm pinged me and said "WAG, I can see you started the year on a HIGH note".

Hmmm...... High Note.
Yes indeed I started the year on a High note and I intend to finish it on a high note.

By High note, I mean a year of bliss, joy, fun and laughter. I pray not to have any down note of sorrow this year, by the Grace of God its bliss for me throughout 2013 *smiling*.

As for new year resolutions, I didn't set any. I'm hopping for the best.

I never knew that 2nd of January wasn't a public holiday like December 26th. You know as a student Xmas season was always during the holidays and last year, I was a corper, so it still was like holiday too.
Now I'm a hustler, so I had to kick my ass up and get back to hustling. See me thinking am just going to relax through out the day :(
But I have to answer the hustle call.

INFO OF THE DAY : Uduaghan Promises Kidnappers A Hard Time This Year
Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State has vowed that his government would step on toes this year, if need be, to check the menace of kidnapping, armed robbery and other violent crimes in the state.

Ok ooo, make we dey watch for improvement because the rate of kidnapping na D.I.E, if you get small bar(money) before you know dey don kidnap you.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: Vanguard

Happy New Year / My Last 2012 Experience

Happy new year everyone.
Yeah!!! We made it to 2013
Thanks be to God!

I came here to just wish you guys a happy new year but on a 2nd thought, I decided to share with you my last experience for 2012.

I went to church expecting to dance my body scatter into 2013. When it was time for praises, the choir almost spoilt my show. Dey wan use their blues spoil my makosa spirit.

All my initial ginger to dance was almost shattered as the chior start to dey mix sing opata(sing wrongly).
The songs they were rendering were slow and boring. I couldn't shake body at all, I was just clapping my hands and swaying to the songs which were supposed to be bubbling songs of praises but were coming out like hymns.

I guess the choir got signs that they were losing the congregation and there was a change. The mic was handed from the English choir to the Urhobo choir.

That was when the church groove started.
There is a way they play all these their bands(jazz band I think), agogo and other musical instruments, along side Urhobo songs that gets you moved, whether you want to or not.

Come and see kirimomo and Abo-Abo(dancing Urhobo dance) to all the E-we-wus the Urhobo choir was rendering. Urhobo choir killed it. I really dance body scatter.

Later, I found out that the guy who was leading the choruses in the Urhobo choir was a musician and he has his own band.
I'm seriously considering him for my traditional marriage.

Hahahahahahahah, you guys shouldn't get any idea. No Mr.right or marriage plans yet but the year is just starting and am being open and hopeful. Enough of my narration, na just happy new year I be wan wish una before ooo.

INFO OF THE DAY : Agogo
An agogo is a single or multiple bell now used throughout the word but with origins in traditional Yoruba music and also in samba baterias.

The agogo may be the oldest Samba instruments.

Once again,
Happy new year my darlings and I wish you a blissful 2013.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The internet
Info source: wikipedia.org