NYSC: Now Your Status Changes

The NYSC Batch 'C' Orientation Camp opens today. Some people say NYSC is "Now Your Suffering Continues". Echawen(not me and them) Thunder fire their mouth, dem think say e easy to go school graduate, come go service join, mstweee..... e nor easy joor. That's why I say its "Now Your Status Changes". I know say you go suffer small sha with the whole change and adaptation to new environment but all na experience, all na life.

Before you go to camp, world people go wan disturb your ears with "CAMP IS FUN!!!" but when you reach there you would be shocked by what you see. So my OTONDOS white fowls, here is a brief summary of what to expect in camp. Oooh and if you were able to have powerful Abuja connection to get yourself posted to Abuja or Lagos good for you but if you weren't able, nor worry God dey.

First of all, when you reach the camp gate you would see different tired strangers with faces like people wen dem just release from prison. They are tired from the various journeys but dey still dey smile because they made it to the camp. That's what Fella calls suffering and smiling.

Secondly, registration starts. Trust na where there are Nigerians, there must be unnecessary pushing and struggling on queue. Dem go wound some people sef on top registeration matter. You are then given the big dalabiia Kahki , white short and shirts. Only mugus go wear their kakhi without amendment. Inshort I dont think you can even walk in it without amending it.
By this time the complaining don start. You start saying what is fun about camp?

Thirdly you are going to know the value of the two combo below....

Fire

Kettle

I say na NYSC camp go make you know the importance of hot water. When you wake up to take your bath for early mormor(morning) like around 3am, the kain cold wen dey blow, you fit get heart attack as you pour cold water for body.

Fourthly, after like two days in camp without passing out excreta, your body would start to give you sign. From what they describe about a woman in labour I think the signs of holding shit would be equal to labour pains(am not sure is the same pain sha since I never born before). Anway after going some days without shitting you would so miss this.....

But adaptation is key and since I don't advise anyone to use the camp toilet, except you ready to catch contor yamayama and sweeti (toilet infections), you have to use this.....

Black paper bags

Short-put mood has to be activated and please thank God well well for the person who invented black paper bags. If your camp is also blessed with good bushes, that would be a fine substitute for Water Closet but be careful of reptiles.


The fifth thing you would discover in camp, is how precious a .....

Socket is

especially for the Blackberry users but the Nokia torchlight phone users can go 3days without charging.

Lastly, after a while you start getting use to the whole parade routine, squad 1, squad 2.......then going to relax in mami market (the Protea and Sheraton of camp), the stage for toasting starts. Guys go dey razzel chics, girls go dey struggle to be noticed.
Don't worry people there are enough guys and girls to go round in camp. For you babes at least one guy must toast you no matter how you worwor reach, but if you go camp come back and no guy toast you then omo its pastor,church and deliverance tinz.

INFO OF THE DAY: NYSC Shifts 2012 Batch 'C' Orientation Course In Three States.
The orientation course for 2012 Batch ‘C’ corps members will commence  today the 6th of November, 2012 nationwide except in three states of Bayelsa, Borno and Yobe. The postponement for Bayelsa State is as result of the recent flooding in the state and the subsequent accommodation of displaced victims at the NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp in Kaiama and security challenges for postponement of the course for corps members deployed to Borno and Yobe State.

Corps members deployed to all the three States of Bayelsa, Borno and Yobe will have their orientation course from Wednesday, 28th November, 2012 to Wednesday, 19th December, 2012 at the NYSC Camps at Kaiama Grammar School, Kolokoma-Opokuma Local Government Area of Bayelsa State; Wanune in Tarka Local Government Area of Benue State; and Magaji Dan Yamusa, Keffi of Nasarawa State respectively.

My dear WAG Otondos I wish you safe journey to your various camps and a safe stay there. You would actually know that camp is fun when you come out of camp and look back to the 3weeks experience.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


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