'A study has revealed that checking social networking sites like Facebook or Twitter is much more tempting than sex and cigarettes.
Researchers at Chicago University's Booth Business School used Blackberrys to record reports about participants' willpower and desires over 7days'.
When I read it, I didn't care about the cigar part all my own na the sex part. See my eyes doing Usian Bolt, reading fast fast to know where the survey was carried out. Then I saw it...Germany
'The online poll of 250 participants in Germany showed that the craving to interact through tweets, photos, and comments was stronger than sex and cigarettes, the Daily Mail reported'.
Oyibo people and their survey. I knew there was no way this kind of survey done in Nigeria would bring this conclusion.
Nigerian guys that are specialised in point and kill. When they mark a babe, dey ready follow the girl to the end of the world for straf(sex) so, and when they have gotten it they would disappear like wili-wili(ghost).
I asked my cousin and his friends if their craving for social media is greater than sex?
Come see as they fire me back, say I dey mad, na facebook they wan dock. They just said that social media makes the whole toasting process easy.
One of the guys said this, "lots of free food on facebook, na to chop clean and mouth".
Kai, you see boys, mstweeeee..... and one chic go dey corner dey happy say one guy dey kolo for her, meanwhile he just wan straf go.
Anyway we must all fall mugu once once, that's why the saying "Once beaten twice shy".
INFO OF THE DAY: FaceBook Percentage Difference Between Male And Female.
Women have 55% more post on their facebook wall than men.
In conclusion, girls are more active on facebook, that na why the guys dey see free food.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
Photo credit: Google Images-richmondsignscapes.com
Info source: The internet, Medindia.net
8 comments:
Lmao.... True talk WAG
tru tru, oyinbo de mad o. hw person go like facebook pass strafbook.
Wag na wa 4 u o, u just dey dey find research on sex abi d tin capture ur eyes? Well nice research sha, gurls re used to sleeping on social networks cos dats deir level of understanding,dat nur mean say jobless guys dont sleep on social network,normally dis 9ja wen we dey so na point and kill all gurls na fresh fish. Please no beef me my problem na truth wen i sabi talk. Xoxo
I no really think say na guys like sex pass o.
Ladies go sick for sex o. This ur post is one-sided.
I would refer you to your own post some weeks ago when you describe some ladies as been aggressive for lack of sex... I don't think guys go that extent..lolx
Ighxo
I no really think say na guys like sex pass o.
Ladies go sick for sex o. This ur post is one-sided.
I would refer you to your own post some weeks ago when you describe some ladies as been aggressive for lack of sex... I don't think guys go that extent..lolx
Ighxo
Its partially true, but the fact is sometimes social media is more addictive
I guess my mendulla was sliding when I first read this post. Ooopss!!! Watever.
Ighxo
Dat na oyibo, dey re socially crazy. If dem wan do such kind for naija make dem do sex or match(as in make d guy fav club dey play) u go see weda naija guy no go bone sex.
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