I love Guys

Being beautiful and single -yeah am blowing my trumpet cos I know am kpokishiously beautiful- I get lots of funny questions asked about my single hood.

Am used to these various questions such as, Why are you single? Are you being choosy and selective? Are you looking for a fine boy? Are you waiting for already-made guy? Or you feel you are still young?

Nor be their fault o, na Mr.Right when dey take e time to come. Anyway am so use to these questions that I always have an answer but omo the question someone asked me yesterday made me shock.

"Fine babe like you, how would you say you don't have a boyfriend. Are you a lesbian?

Jesu-Ovie (Jesus the King), you know that kind of shock that you won't know what to say whether to laugh or cry, you go confuse, that's the type of shock I had o.

I replied WTF! and started laughing.

Abeg o, I love guys die. I love d-ck. I want to marry and have children and am not ready to spend 14years in jail.

Gosh, the thought of lesbo mood can make me vomit sef. The babe wen go ever try lesbo package on me, the kin backhand slap and ALUU tinz I go do her, she go regret the day dem born her.


INFO OF THE DAY: GRID
The term "GRID"-Gay Related Immune Deficiency- was appearing in a variety of publications until the term AIDS came into use. This was as a result of the heavy toll of AIDS within the gay male community.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: clipartof.com
Info source: The Internet

Bad Girl

Its so easy for one to point at a girl and say she is a good girl. Most of the time when asked to show a good girl, people rush to point at Sis. Marthas & Elizabeths with their big bugu skirt, that sends a good and holy outward image.

Now when asked who a bad girl is? it is hard to get a definite description.

I have observed this and come to conclusion that most people just place the 'Bad Girl' tag anyhow on girls.

If a girl is an extrovert, who is outgoing, outspoken, has a lot of friends and likes socializing a lot, some know-know aproko neighbours go judge her die, call her bad girl because she like groove&waka.

If a girl has had 3failed relationships with 3different guys -and you know this our generation, abstinence is a thing of the past, so she strafed the 3guys. They go say she be bad girl. Nobody wants to see that it was just unfortunate that none of the relationship worked out.

Then finally, the Okpos and Runz girls. People would say no need to explain, they are the bad girls, Kpakam(finish).
But its not kpakam o, because the funny thing is that some guys end up marrying this so called Runz girls and calling them good girls.

My cousin has been complaining anyhow about girls, who she knows are core runz girls, getting married and the good ones are still single.

So WAG readers now, please who is a bad girl?
Is Runz now the new good?

According to a male paddy of mine, "bad girl na normal girl wen waka backfire on her head and dey catch her red handed". He meant that until a girl is caught korokoro(physically) she is a normal girl.
Me sha, I dey suspect say some of this runz girls that are getting married so, GBEJUGBELE(jazz) dey involved. Them dey wash on top man head.


INFO OF THE DAY: Girl Charged over Impersonating And Car Theft.
A  25 year old girl, Cynthia Okonkwo, was yesterday in Lagos charged with impersonation of an Army officer and also with the theft of a Toyota Camry saloon car with registration no. KU 200 AAA, valued at N800, 000, property of Mr. Babatunde Onibire.
She, however, pleaded not guilty to the four-count charge of impersonation, unlawful possession, stealing and conspiracy.
Omo see bad girl o, dey catch her, she still nor gree. Hmmmmmm...

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The internet- Google Images, funny-picture.feedio.net
Info source: Vanguard

The Match Story

Omo they wanted to kill me on blackberry messenger yesterday with different updates about the match between Chelsea and Manchester United which was played at Stamford Bridge.The recent update on my BBM was just blinking anyhow from different pms and dps. Curiosity made me to go watch the highlights of the match and read about it on line to know what the whole fuss was about. The match was streamed with goals, red cards, drama and controversy.

Chelsea fans say dem do ojoro, wayo for the match. Man-U fans nor care because they win(how dem go care before, the winning team is always happy). Me, WAG, since I didn't support any club, I decided to save different funny pictures and use it to tell story of the match. *Am just being playful o.

ENJOY The Match Story.

At the beginning all the blue logos were being flown with confidence.

Chelsea fans were proud, showing so much love and support for their club

Then the cabashing started when Man-U was leading 2-0, it wasn't a small thing o. They disturb God tire for heaven

The prayers were answered and Chelsea equalized, the club fans wore their badges again with honour

Ghen-Ghen-Ghen! And Now The Action Part Starts.........the last fight (Nollywood band for action scenes being played in the background).

Ivanovic and Torres were given red cards

Chealsea was down to 9 players and the wayo talk started.

Kai! PDP don suffer, abeg I nor get mouth to talk this part of the story, you decode am on your own

and Chelsea fans are still shouting ojoro .....

and shouting wayo

Omo Chelsea fans nor wan gree o, we must see the off side by fire by force

They had to admit that ManU wanted to murder them, whether through correct or ojoro way

The Match Is Over

ManU fans proud of their club

*this what you call rubbing victory in the face or pissing out victory*

Some true fans still remained. The originator of this picture abeg chop knuckle, 3gboza for you! I love the fact that you are still proud of your club.

Ok Chelsea don gree, ManU won.

But the thing pain them sha

Victory is sweet they say, so ManU enjoy it for now.

The End.

That's my play play match story.
One thing I love about football is that the referee's decision is final, no going back. Once it has happened, it has happened and that's the way of life, you just have to deal with it.



INFO OF THE DAY: Chelsea Ladies.
Chelsea also operate a women's football team, Chelsea Ladies. It has been affiliated to the men's team since 2004 and is part of the club's Community Development programme. In 2010, Chelsea Ladies were one of the eight founder members of the FA Women's Super League. John Terry, the current captain of the Chelsea men's team, is President of Chelsea LFC.

Ooooh and the guy on Chelsea jersey that was cabashing with the bible is my elder brother( he used all his energy cabash finish. 1naira Chelsea nor pay am, lol)
After the match he asked me to prepare food for him, omo fear nor make me say no ooo before he transfer the match anger on top my body.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The internet
Info source: wikipedia.org

NIgerian Blog Awards: Gee Got Nominated

The Nigerian Blog Awards 2012 nomination list is out. I wasn't eligible for nomination because my blog didn't meet up to one of the criteria for nomination. The criteria was that the blog must have been in existence for six months and above before it could be nominated.

 I checked the site yesterday and guess what? Gee's blogs were nominated in two different categories. You all remember Gee right, my gift from Google, my tutor, my coach and my guardian. Ha, if you don't know Gee, you must click HERE to read all about him.

So his blogs got nominated in two different categories for the Nigerian Blog Award 2012. I have being so happy for my Gee since last night when I saw the nomination list. I sent him a message immediately even though I knew he was already sleeping. I lock up send the message, "Abeg e, I nor  fit hold this excitement o, he go read am when e wake up", thats what I said to myself.

And he laughed when he read my messages this morning. I told him I was going to do a post to tell WAG readers to please vote for him  but he refused. He prefers to still remain unknown for now because to him, he hasn't done anything at all for me.

Na lie o, Gee has done more than enough for me ooo. They say "na wetin axe do for farmer na im make am carry am for shoulder". Gee has being my guide since the beginning till now, he was the first person to see my potentials as a blogger, in short read about him again HERE.
I can't seem to express how happy I feel, am overly-overly happy(if there is any word like that), I dey jollyfication mood right now. I pray to God that he wins both awards

Am also hopefully that this blog would get nominated in the future since it is listed on the Nigerian Blog Awards Site


INFO OF THE DAY: Most Grammy Nominations In One Night.
In 1984, Micheal Jackson set the record for most Grammy Nominations in one night with 12 nominations, in which he worn 8 awards out of the 12. This also made him have the record for the Most Grammy won by a single artist in one night.

Oya people, am off to vote for Gee. Am funny sha o, instead of voting for him last night, I was busy sending him messages in the middle of the night which he didn't read till this morning. hahhahahahaha

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: Nigerianblogaward
Info source: The internet

Which Way Nigeria

I knew it, I knew it and I said it. Last week I blogged about the 17.6 Billion Naira release by our President to assist flood victims, I titled it To The Embezzlers (see the post HERE), begging people not to kolorbi the money meant for the flood victims.

My dear WAG readers ooo, the kolorbing has started. Big comma don enter the money, e don get K-leg.

This is what I read on different dailies and am not surprised, I expected it to happen. Its Nigeria na.

Vanguard-
Delta Govt Official Removed For Alleged Embezzlement Of Flood Victims' Funds.
Asaba- A staff of Bureau for Special Duties in Delta State has been removed from the Illah Camp for flood victims in Delta State for allegedly embezzling funds meant for the victims.
The order of his removal was given by Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan who also directed that the suspect refunds such fund without further delay.

The Guardian-
Chairman NMA & Others Held Hostage.
In Abarikpo camp in Ahoada East Council of Rivers State at the weekend, the flood victims held the State Chairman of the Nigeria Medical Association (NMA), Dr. Ibitrokoemi Korubo and 20 others who were on voluntary service to the camp hostage.
The Guardian gathered that the victims' action followed alleged neglect of the camp by government officials and other relevant authorities.

The next article is my favorite, the flood victims sharpened up.

The Guardian-
'All We Are Saying, Give Us Cash".
Ebonyi State flood victims have told Governor Martin Elechi to give them whatever relief the government plans for them in cash and nothing but cash. They have grumbled that something may happen to the largesse promised by the Federal Government and they would only hear about it without really getting any.
The grumbling got so loud that the governor decided to invite representatives of the victims to Government House in Abakaliki.

The Governor disclosed “immediately we shall start discussing with the State Emergency Management Agency (SEMA,) Council Chairmen, Coordinators, on how to channel the assistance to you
“Everybody says he or she wants cash; we will give you the cash.

 Correct, am so feeling this Ebonyi people because 'sit down look' na dog name. Before they stood up to say they want cash so, they must have seen something strong and don't want to take any chances of the money not reaching them. I pray the Governor is able to implement the cash principle for them.

Na wa for Nigeria. Which way are we going in this country, there is nothing we do without corruption being involved. I just pray that this flood victims get the help they deserve.

INFO OF THE DAY: MTN Nigeria Donates Relief Materials To Flood Disaster Victims.
To help alleviate the plight of victims of the current flood disaster across the country, MTN Foundation, the corporate social investment vehicle of MTN, Nigeria’s leading ICT company, has donated relief materials to affected communities. The relief materials, valued at several millions of Naira, include beddings, cooking utensils, food items and many others.

I end today's post singing this song. "which way Nigeria... which way Nigeria... which way to goooo, I love my fatherland, I want to know..... which way Nigeria........ is heading to".

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: abujathievescrooksandliarsnetwork.blogspot.com
Info source: Vanguard, The Guardian,  the internet

Guys Do Get Intimidated

If you think dressing up as a girl is easy OTOR ooo(not true), you are very wrong. Girls take a lot of time to try and look their best especially when going to see a guy. Lot of different clothes abi fashion parade before the final outfit is selected, because no girl wants to look under dressed or intimidated.

My friend(yeah I talk a lot about my friends, what are friends for if not for inconveniences and aprokolising). So my friend was off to a date, she said "Yes WAG I carried vex money". Thank God she had sense to carry vex money because I was in one far side, so no way to rush to her rescue if anything happened.

Later at night she gave me the gist. Omo my friend said as she got there she was holding her Nokia E5 and the guy said "see your big phone". She just smiled.

5mintues later her blackberry touch rang and she brought it out from her bag, the guy then said "Hoooor, na two phones you dey use? you be big girl oo". My friend didn't reply she said the guy was just so boring and complaining about her, in-short the guy was intimidated.

He complained about her dressing that she looked too tush and classy(na T-shirt, jeans and sandals she wear ooo). He also said her friends from the pictures on her phone looked too beautiful and outspoken. He said "hmmmmm your friends open eye ooo. I go fit handle you so".

I shock!, I couldn't believe a guy could be so intimidated. I just told my friend "for shirt and jeans wen you wear na im be overdressed *eyesrolling*, if you marry this one na wrapper you go dey tie 24/7".

That's how I introduced one of my friend that is light in complexion to a guy. As the guy saw the girl, he cleared me straight up. "WAG, I nor go fit date this your friend ooo, she too fair, e go hard to maintain her".
I said "her fair nor be cream o, na half cast she be".
The guy say "Ha half cast sef, that one don make matters worse. She go want make I dey do oyibo things for her".
Kai! I was ashamed for the guy.

So guys do get intimidated that's cool*winks*.
I like the fact that some girls can intimidate guys and nor be only guys dey intimidate girls.

INFO OF THE DAY: Man Charged For Stealing Bible.
A 25-year-old unemployed man, Ade Akindele, has been arraigned before Ojo Magistrate Court in Lagos, for allegedly stealing a King James Version of the Bible valued at N1,000, from a shop.
He was caught after allegedly removing a black purse and a Bible from the table of one Miss Blessing Awodita (complainant), while she was asleep.

It was gathered that the accused, after allegedly stealing the Bible, stood in the shop for a while with the Bible in his hand, staring at the complainant who was sleeping, before he was nabbed.

Eyah, I guess the guy was intimidated by the babe, so he had to steal to get her attention#justsaying#, lol.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: Google images(sisigigroup.org)
Info source: Vanguard

Reality Tale

Day before yesterday, I did a post about a very nice proposal where a guy proposed to his girlfriend now fiancee with a ring and a Toyota spider (If you missed the post see it HERE).

As at that day, I didn't know the couple's identity. Trust me WAG(Warri Girl) na, I said I must find out the gist for my WAG readers so I went digging deep.

I found a friend who knew a friend who knew the couple.
So here is the gist of the couple involved in that lovely fairy tale-though their own sha na reality, so reality tale.

The couple Henry Igbakpa and Sharon Kanikwu have been close friends since 2006 during their Diploma days. Although they started dating each other in 2010. They are both students of the Department of Sociology, Delta State University, Abraka.

Ok to clear the air, Henry is a business man and has chains of businesses such as big hostels in the school environment. He is also the younger brother to the Commissioner For Transport, Delta State, Ben Igbakpa.

My source told me how strong their love is and what an angel Sharon is, that she truly deserved it. So to Angel Sharon and Henry once again I say CONGRATS!!!.

As friends in 2009

On Sharon's Birthday in April 2012

Love is sweet..........

INFO OF THE DAY: Motor Trend Award.
The 2012 Toyota Camry L received the following accolade: Motor Trend Award - Car of the Year Contender.

N.B: My dear female WAG readers please don't go to facebook searching for the name Igbakpa ooo, because in Delta we have lots of common names so you might just jam the wrong Igbakpa brother who fit  be stingy person when nor go buy you bicycle sef.lol

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: Ojeiwa Osahon, Benjamin Osioh
cars.findthebest.com

Pastor And The Vision

My cousin and his friend were gisting in one corner. Me, I was sitting and doing my own thing but somehow the gist caught my attention.

Cousin's Friend: Oboy, that babe come my bunk yesterday o. She just dey leave this morning.

Cousin: Hmmmmmmmm

Cousin's Friend: She say pastor see vision for her say na me be her husband.
Make she hold her vision o, I get serious babe.

Me(WAG): Ooooh, make she hold her vision but you straf her shey.

Cousin's Friend: Hahahaha, this your WAG sister na real big aproko, WAG who call you for the matter now.

Me(WAG): I gree, I be aproko but you straf the babe?

Cousin's Friend: That na question, dem dey see free food reject am.

Chai! I pity whoever the babe is. This pastor and vision thing is becoming another thing o. So your pastor saw a vision for you, did he ask you to commit sin of fornication, along side the vision?

That's how few years ago in my estate, one 14year old girl in SS1 got married to a 19year old guy in 100level. According to both families, pastor saw a vision that if the two kids don't get married something terrible would happen.

Seriously, they did both white wedding and traditional marriage. Big correct ceremony and belle nor involve(the girl wasn't pregnant) ooo.

I have heard so many funny stories about visions from pastors. WAG readers feel free to share your stories if you have heard any.


INFO OF THE DAY: Vision Aborted, Transformation On Board.
In less than five years, Nigeria moved from the Vision 2020:20 programme of the Umaru Musa Yar'Adua administration to the Transformation Agenda.

PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan has spoken glowingly of the impact of his Transformation Agenda. "It has changed the country; it has planted it on the steady path of progress".


People would always claim that their vision abi agenda is good #eyesrolling#.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: The Internet

Kill 2Birds With 1Stone

Someone sent me these pictures of a female student of Delta State University (Abraka Girl), who her boyfriend proposed to in school with a ring and a brand new Toyota Spider.

They said it happened yesterday. Seeing the pictures I sent my fellow aprokonians, my rabbits, my friends the pictures. And we talked about it.

Only 5mins later for me to see that one of my know-know, oversabi friend has used it on BBM as her dp and pm.

I shock when I saw her pm. This is what she wrote "Ok na....., the competition is getting hotter with Abraka G-bois #Ok bye#, WAG na talk am oo.

Are you seeing what my madam wrote.
I pinged her and asked when I talk that one? She laughed and said you be blogger na, anything goes but she quickly changed her pm.

Ok, so I want to use this post to kill 2birds with 1stone.
1st Bird- Anything doesn't go for a blogger o. I didn't say the boy was a Gboy o, I don't even know the couple sef. Am just clarifying just in case, before they bring people to razzel me. If na street boy na agbero go come for me, but if na someone like Dangote pikin omo na Soldiers not Police ooo. So I nor dey for wahala.

2nd Bird- A big congratulation to that lucky girl. Me WAG, am so so happy for you. I don't have much advise o, the only thing I can say is hold that guy strong. Whether na twine, rope, or chain, suffer tie the guy wella to your waist. Congrats again.


INFO OF THE DAY: Harmattan
Harmattan season is here. Christmas bells would soon start ringing. I know most of you haven't notice it.

Those that wake up around 10am, there is no way you would notice it for now. Just the early risers like myself would *winks*.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.



Photo credit: The internet
Info source: WAG

5mins Of Fame

If you are looking for 5mins quick fame, I have an easy technique that doesn't require you spending money.

All you have to do is get wet or soaked under the rain. You would definitely attract attention.

Rain just mama me shaygay(I got seriously soaked from the rain). The good thing is I got 5mins of fame.
When I got to my destination, everyone there were all sympathetic with me. All the eyahs, dooh, kpele started rolling in.

And one dumb question followed as well. Someone asked "rain beat u?". Shoo which kain question be that, person dey see koro-koro(physically) say rain dey fall and he is still asking. I replied "no, rain nor beat me, I pour water for my body" #eyesrolling#.

I just came to the conclusion today that the kind of rain we are having these days, umbrella nor work ooo. Its either car or raincoat o. I think raincoat would soon come back to fashion #justsaying#


INFO OF THE DAY: Umbrella
The umbrella was originally invented to protect people from the hot sun. The word umbrella comes from the Latin word "umbra", meaning shade or shadow.


Oya, am off to have a cup of hot steaming tea because am shaking like jelly fish.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The Internet-belovedandfree.blogspot.com
Info source: The Internet

Time And Change

I saw this on facebook and decided to share it with you guys.

I recall as a kid that a man in my neighborhood became popular for engaging in money rituals just to buy the 80's edition of the Honda Prelude. You wouldn't buy that car for 50k today.

I remember as a kid, my whole street converged to watch a truck deliver a very large satellite dish to my neighbor's house. Today a dish one tenth that size delivers 5 times the value and is in almost every student's room.

What about the Volkswagen Santana, Mercedes Benz V booth, 505, 504 all overtaken by Toyota camry, Honda -end of discussion, discussion continue, Infinity&co ..... Vanity.

A friend declared drinks for the boys because he just launched the Nokia Communicator for over a hundred grand in 2002. Today that phone would embarrass the owner and is a joke compared to the low cost and everyday phone.

What about the MTN sim card that many people went extra miles before they bought it for over 30k, today you will not buy it at N200.

People are still making the most amazing sacrifices over the 'Vainest' of things, making enemies over worthless material things. What can I say? Look back at that one thing you want to kill or die for today and see what becomes of it tomorrow.

Slow down with the sense of attachment and blind pursuit of things, for today's 'gold' is tomorrow's 'copper'...Moral lesson...Life is Vanity upon Vanity....

Hmmmmm nice write up by the author of this article.

Oya make I add my own.
I remember few years back when for a family to own a personal computer(PC) they were regarded as rich, talk less of internet connection. Cybercafe was the order of the day. Now nobody remembers desktops and cyber cafes, laptops and modem is what is being used now.
Things change with time.

INFO OF THE DAY: Cybercafe
According to Wikipedia, an internetcafe or cybercafe is a place which provides internet access to the public, usually for a fee. These businesses usually provide snacks and drinks, hence the cafe in the name. The fee for using a computer is usually charged as a time-based rate.

I wonder if anybody has gone to a cybercafe in Nigeria where refreshment was offered. Me sha, I have never heard of any like that.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: 123rf
Info source: Wikipedia

Burnt Pot

If you have a girlfriend that throws away a pot after it got burnt with the excuse that the pot is condemned, then you need to have a rethink about the girl.

Hard working girls know that washing abi scrubbing a burnt pot is one of the most difficult kitchen task and it involves a lot of energy and patience cos its time consuming. The noise sef can give you serious headache

So if your girlfriend throws burnt pots away(there are some girls like this o, truthfully I know a girl that does this).
It means she is sort of lazy and lacks patience. She doesn't want to go through the stress of having to scrub that pot clean, she doesn't have the patience or time for it.

That's the same way she is going to throw you away during trying times in the relationship because she won't have the patient to endure.

I say this from my own point of view which I thought about while I was vigorously scrubbing a burnt pot this morning.

The pot burn shaygay and the funny thing be say nor be me burn pot o, na my sister. But she maneuver and dodged it in a way that I had to be the one to scrub it.

Anyway, its all good. Am practicing for marriage just like I blogged about in my post on Marriage 101.lol.
If you missed Marriage 101, see it HERE.

Oooh and I appreciate who ever created iron sponge.


INFO OF THE DAY: World Most Expensive Pot

Actually quite beautiful, the pot features solid gold handles on the sides and also on the lid. To make it even glitzier the designers threw some ice at it - the gold handles are studded with diamonds.
It costs about $611,000

I wonder if this pot is burnt resistant#eyesrolling#.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The internet
Info source: hollywoodheavy.com

A Girl's Priceless Asset

I strolled out to a nearby filling station to get fuel for our generator and on my way back, I decided to branch and get recharge card. There was one hot gist I had to receive from a friend and I felt talking would be better than chatting for her to transfer the gist.
(talking makes you hear all the exclamations and stress on the words, typical aprokonians know what am saying).

Still holding the gallon of petrol in my hand, I walked to a nearby store. As I was about purchasing the card, my inner spirit (abi it was my guardian angel) spoke to me and said "WAG look behind you".

As I turned back, what I saw made me tukele(run) like there is no tomorrow. Some guys were sitting opposite the store and they were smoking cigarettes.

I took off o with the petrol in my hand. You need to see the way I ran, the guys them shock.

One of them recognised me and said "WAG, fear fear. Come o, nothing would happen, fire nor dey cigar for am to explode with fuel".

I replied "Dooh ooo, you try. I nor dey come". I nor get power to judge story of 'naim I come go.....'.
I admit, am fear-fear. Why won't I be scared? I love my body and I love my face.

One of them could have lit a match and it would have being a different story. I was being extremely cautious because my dear readers, Prevention Is Better Than Cure.

Every girl loves her face. The face is her most priceless asset. Guys usually get attracted to the physical before they see the character.

I jeje-ly carried myself home, I nor fit shout. The transfer of information(aproko) was still successful, thanks to BBM.


INFO OF THE DAY: Infertility
Cigarette smoking causes infertility in women if taken more than half pack a day.

Girls we don't only have to protect our face but our entire body.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: 123rf
Info source: The Internet.

Kai! Tonto Dike

My Lord and My God, my ears almost fell off in-short I suffered from deafness after listening to Tonto Dike's songs.

Yesterday she was the most popular Nigerian celebrity or most trashed celebrity. Her name was everywhere, people blasting her for the rubbish she released and called songs.

Me I rush go download am. I wanted to hear and concluded for myself. Kai, I shock. Na on top this nonsense the madam don curse people for twitter. The way she slap people with curse I think say na better thing she wan sing.

I listened to the one titled "Get high" and I was like WTF! In 1990 when they born me, this song won't have sold, atall-atall.
Shooo, she wan come dey rap inside sef. Then there was one part she coughed like who was suffering from tuberculosis(maybe the cough na cough from igbo sha).
But that kind of cough can kill the igbo(weed) industry ooo because I swear it was terrible.
At the end she said she gets high for all of us, "I get high for all of you" was what she said.
Abeg o, I nor send her to high for me o, make she nor use that one as the excuse for the nonsense song.

My ears were pleading with me not to listen to the next song but I just summoned courage to listen. It was titled "ITz ova", where she featured one guy.

I like to know the guy that was trying to form counterfeit Raskimono.
The guy too na another heavy f-up. In this song they even did auto tune for their voices in a manner that Tonto was sounding like a man. Her voice and the man's voice were hard to differentiate.

And lastly, please who is the producer of these songs, the beats were awful. It was like listening to ordinary jazz band being played. In-short let me stop here because I go type my fingers file to analyse the songs.


INFO OF THE DAY: World's Best Selling Digital Single.
Adele presently has the highest selling digital single in the world. She recorded 10.38million in sales for her song "Rolling In The Deep" which was released in 2010.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit and Info source: The Internet

To The Embezzlers

Last week Tuesday, the dark quiet looking man, who has had goodluck through out his life(I heard sha that his mother blessed him with good jazz and his short-te-te wife has powerful backings as well) who happens to be our President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, announced the release of 17.6 billion Naira($110m and £850m) to assist flood victims.

I was happy, then I thought again. Naija hmmmmm, some OLEs have heard this one now&they are saying see good hammer. I dey suspect sef say some people go build mansions if not castles in the sky on top this flood money.

Me, I nor want talk too much, am just begging all our embezzlers please abeg let this money come down successfully to the common man o. Please I beg again, let the money not disappear on the way before it gets to the victims.

Showers of blessings for those that disburse the money without korlorbi-ing(embezzling) some.


INFO OF THE DAY: Ex-mlitants Donate N52.7m To Victims In Niger Delta.
Former agitators in the Niger Delta have contributed N52.7 million for victims of flood disaster in the region.

Chairman of the Presidential Amnesty Programme, PAP, Mr Kingsley Kuku, who disclosed this, said the 26,358 amnesty beneficiaries in Phases one and two of the programme, agreed to donate N2,000 each from their October allowances to support efforts of the federal and state governments on the flood disaster.


If they can donate 2k each from their allowance then Mr E, who already has millions, please act right.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: 123rf.com
Info source: Vanguard

My Friend Killed Me With Laugh

So I was chatting with my friend Angel Williams (my tiny yellow rabbit), we were chatting about guys -yes we talk mostly about guys that's why its called girls talk.

She wrote something that murdered me, laugh wan kill me die(lwkmd) for the message.
"Abeg, who says no man is worth fighting for, believe it or not, men are ESSENTIAL COMMODITIES in women's life", was the message she sent.

As in, I died from laughter after reading it. But I have to say my friend is so right. There is no way women can survive without men.

All the make-up, long Brazilian, lashes and the rest gbogboyen-gbogboyen(things) we girls do, why do we do them if not for the guys.

Even those that are claiming to be strong gidigba like rock, e nor matter. You must still need a man because body nor be firewood. One day you would definitely want to feel loved.

Me sef, that is shouting single!!!, I dream steadily of my Mr.Right, because every woman needs a man. Balanced equation, KPAKAM(finish).

Kudos my darling rabbit for that message.


INFO OF THE DAY: 19 Women Allegedly Raped In Benue's IDPs' Camps.

No fewer than 19 young girls have been reportedly raped at four of the designated resettlement camps established for flood victims in Makurdi, the Benue State capital.

Investigations revealed that rape cases have become a daily occurrence in the four official camps.
It was also gathered that perpetrators of the unholy act were young men who reside in the camps with their victims and some who come from within the communities where the camps are situated.


Every woman needs a man but no woman wants to be raped.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: 123rf.com
Info source: Vanguard

Friends Before Boyfriends

Few years ago, I had an issue with one of my close friend. It was a serious one because she didn't talk to me for months.

What happened was that, she missed an important occasion of mine and I got to find out that the reason she didn't attend was because her boyfriend said she shouldn't come.

I know yes that when someone has a boyfriend, you always want to be with him and spend most time with him than your friends. But it doesn't mean you should totally abandon your friends if they need you once in awhile.

So I called my friend and told her I was mad at her and said "Know this, there were friends before boyfriends". What I meant is our friendship has being in existence before the guy. So I don't think you should totally abandon me.

Omo my friend vex die ooo, she said I was insulting her boyfriend. Me, I surprise how my statement take turn to boyfriend insult *eyes rolling*.

She didn't talk to me for months(in-short the distance is still there, I guess she still angry on code). Most girls are fond of this, forgetting their friends when there is a new guy but know this, if anything should happen whose shoulders would you cry on.

Another of my friend exhibited this same character and the guy eventually broke up with my her.
That's when she knew that indeed they were friends before boyfriends.

And what are friends for it not for inconveniences so I was there to offer my shoulders,lol.

Sometimes I guess people get annoyed by my actions and I don't like anyone being mad at me. So am sorry if I have pissed you off.

INFO OF THE DAY : Anger Management, Counting to 10 and Beyond.
When angry, count to 10 before you speak. If very angry, a hundred.
"The familiar technique of counting to 10 not only provides the time needed for delay but also offers a distraction from anger-arousing event".
"While busy counting, we are not mentally adding fuel to the fire of anger by mulling over whatever happened", say Dan Johnston, PhD, Mercer University School of Medicine in Macon, Ga.

 Oya if your boyfriend break your heart count to one million and you would be fine.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: webmd.com

Warra Hell! Garri Price Sky Rockets

"Are you serious, that means trouble for all of us". This was the statement my sister made that got me rushing from my room to the palour to find out what was happening. The one that I heard her say trouble so, I wanted to be alert.

When I got there, I asked what the exclamation (of are you serious) was all about.When I was told, me sef shock, I said "warra hell".

What was I surprised about? There has being a serious, sky rocket increase in the price of garri. Yes our local Garri ooo. A basket that use to cost between N350-N400 naira, now goes for N1000.
Can you imagine, this is more than 100% increment o, I still find it hard to believe that garri is now this expensive.

The sellers are saying its as a result of flood and increment in the price of fuel. Inflation is staring at us in the face, if garri can increase, what won't increase? It's Alarming.

I pray inflation doesn't drive us to the extent it did Zimbabwe(I have blogged about Zimbabwe's inflation rate before,see it HERE).

Now people would start full practice of the garri multiplication theory.

Garri Multiplication Theory: Put garri in a bowl, add water and leave for few minutes. The garri would rise abi swell, and viola what do you have, double quantity of garri


INFO OF THE DAY: The Oldest Living Chicken
The oldest living chicken is Muffy, a Red Quill Muffed American Game, was 22 years old as of 2011, hatched on 01 Jan 1989. It belongs to Todd McWilliams of Maryland, USA.

If it is Nigeria this chicken won't see ten years, lai-lai.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: WAG and  guinessworldrecord.com
Info source: guinessworldrecord.com

Unplanned Survey

Yesterday, I carried out an unplanned survey. What was my survey on and how did it happen?

My friend called to tell me I was on the DRTV(Delta Rainbow Television, Warri). A summary of  Power Summit 2012 was being aired. I was out of the house so I said "ehen, ok but I nor dey house o, make I ping my friends make they watch".

I started pinging my friends and you won't believe it, none of them had DRTV on their television. In short none of them watch DRTV and I said to myself "WAG, you yourself when you watch DRTV last?". The truth is I couldn't even remember.

I just locked up and said "abeg e, e  don past and I nor fit watch am sef because we nor get DRTV for house too".

Around 4:30 pm, I received a call from the reporter asking me to watch the 7:30 news that I would be shown on TV. How I wan tell the guy say we nor get DRTV? I said "ok thanks would do that".

Omo come and see me calling almost everyone on my contact list, "please una get DRTV", that was what I was asking and the replies were so funny. I got replies like "haba how you go dey ask that one, who still dey watch that one, omo I don forget that station o ......... ". I just did a survey from the replies and I guess you know how it went.

It was 6:15 pm and I was at my sister's  house. My bro-in-law decided to search for the station since it was free to air, that's when I decided to go home and search for it on my TV as well. I knew I could search for it since o but I didn't just want to stress myself (I was very tired actually).

As I switched on the TV it was on AV mood (my TV is always on AV because its either movie or cable never free to air). I decided to take it to normal channel and guess what, the first thing that appeared was DRTV. I have had it all along and I haven't watched it in years.

I said "ok, today make I watch DRTV".
I noticed there has been an improvement in the picture quality but it was still adverts!!! before the news started at 7:30pm.

As I saw the newscaster, I said "shoo this one still dey read news", she has been reading news since I was 5years old or so I think. I was expecting to see a new fresh face but it was still ok because of the improvement in picture quality and sound, Kudos DRTV.

The first news was about President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan arriving in Delta State with the Presidential Jet to visit flood victims in Delta and Anambra State. The second news was the registration numbers of the presidential jet GEJ came in with and the chopper he entered to visit Anambra State.

Please why the break of-secondly on the news, the President GEJ arrived the state today with presidential jet number so,so,and so. Why didn't they just merge it as one news information, like GEJ came to visit and he arrive with jet number .....( am just saying it from my own view point o).

There was a break and it was adverts again, I saw something I had actually forgotten before it is only on DRTV that they do adverts for wedding and marriages.

Finally at the end of the news, the bottom pot(last part) of the news, the summit was shown. Come and see me shouting and calling my mumsy and sister to come and watch. Forget that is this station I was stroking ooo, I was in the box called TV. Omo e nor easy to enter that box o.

I made my father proud, yes na because of me they called the family name on TV, I nor sure say the name don enter television before,lol.

Anyway, it was wonderful seeing my self on TV and I called the reporter to say thanks and also Sarah(CEO Points Creations) for the opportunity.

I would like to please beg the state government to upgrade our TV station. Maybe get it on DSTV because everyone is cable obsessed right now and if it gets on DSTV then majority would start watching.
And before my message finally gets to the government, we Warri peeps can still try to watch, its our own station.

Some people still watch DRTV. My correcty babe Mavis(if you missed the article on Mavis, see it Here) sent me a message that she saw me on TV *smiling*.


INFO OF THE DAY : The Presidential Jet
The Nigerian Air Force currently maintains a Boeing Business Jet(737) as a means of transport for the President of Nigeria. The plane is also known as "Eagle One" and is marked NAF-001. The national colors of the Nigerian Flag (Green,White ,Green), are painted in long horizontal stripes along the base of the white fuselage, the words "NIGERIAN AIR FORCE" are tagged on the top, and the Seal of the President of Nigeria is embossed on the tail.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: airliners.net
Info source: wikipedia.org

Gist and Pictures From Power Summit 2012

Yesterday was an amazing experience for me. The Summit was well packaged and organised, thanks to Points Creations the Organizer.

First of all, I would like to say that I rebuke every spirit of falling, because I have been falling or almost falling  from Okada any how lately.

Ok, back to the Summit, they were four motivational speakers who spoke before me. I was actually the last speaker, I guess they were saving me for the last act since I be AREA,hahahahah.

I didn't  have a script because I hate written script where the people just read directly from the paper. I wanted to just get up there and flow from my head since am really good at talking. When it was almost my turn, I was just praying that this my ODUMA confidence (over confidence) doesn't fuck me up ooo.

I carried papers in which I had jotted down some few points. The truth is, I didn't use the papers self, I just wanted to look professional since everyone was carrying paper and laptop to the podium*winks*.

The step to the stage was slippery and as I was about climbing up, I slipped and almost fell, luckily for me the MC was just behind me to act as Prince Charming by offering me support.

You know me na, Warri Girl, I always express myself. As I held the mic the first thing I said was "Omo see fuck up" and everyone started laughing. The good thing about almost falling is that it gave me a good way to start talking. It was just like my inner spirit was uplifted when the MC held me up. I was able to talk freely and boldly.

After the whole talk, it was time to exchange contacts. Come and see people asking me" Warri Girl please can I get your card". I shock when the first person asked me.
"Card ke", I said to myself, but as a sharp Warri Girl, I had to improvise. I gather the programme of event together and started written my details on the papers for them.

Shey na contact na, make they manage paper first. Don't worry people am in the process of upgrading and next time I would be fully ungraded and loaded with my complimentary cards to share out.

Oya enough of writing, see pictures from the event. Feed your eyes.

Sarah Daniels(CEO Points Creations)

That's me with the other motivational speakers

The team from Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC)

Sitting alongside Mr. Charles Omeziem and Mr. Sinari Bolade Daranijo

Mr. Peter Nwaochei speaking on The Entreprenuer

Sarah Daniels and the MC

Anthonia Abu and guest

Cross Section of Participant

Now that's me WAG(Warri Girl) doing my thing

Lance, Jumute and Omoye

Mr. Peter Nwaochei, Mr Charles Omeziem, Mr. Sinari Bolade Daeanijo

The CAC team at their table, where they did business registration for participants

CEO Points Creation( Sarah Daniels) with her mum

Mr. Sinari being interviwed by DRTV

Sarah being interviewed

Talk-talk, see my mouth. hahahahhah

Mr. Charles being interviwed

My supporters club ( my darlings who came because of me to show me love and support) Lance, Jumute, Omoye and Tee

See me seriously listening

Participant asking a question

Group of participants

Participants with Speakers

Sarah Daniels with Mr. Sinari

Some  of the ushers at the event

With Lance, Omoye and Jumute

With Tee

With Omoye

Me-vwe( me in Urhobo), the one and only Kpokishious Warri Girl

Kpokish WAG( Warri Girl)

Jumute, Omoye and me.

INFO OF THE DAY:  Accident Caused by Flood
The flood is so bad in Delta state that the roads are being cut off. There was a terrible accident involving one of the Delta City Mass Transit Bus (Uduaghan Bus).
Here is the picture.

This is really terrible.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: Oshof's Digital Studio, Tee
Info source: The Internet