Being beautiful and single -yeah am blowing my trumpet cos I know am kpokishiously beautiful- I get lots of funny questions asked about my single hood.
Am used to these various questions such as, Why are you single? Are you being choosy and selective? Are you looking for a fine boy? Are you waiting for already-made guy? Or you feel you are still young?
Nor be their fault o, na Mr.Right when dey take e time to come. Anyway am so use to these questions that I always have an answer but omo the question someone asked me yesterday made me shock.
"Fine babe like you, how would you say you don't have a boyfriend. Are you a lesbian?
Jesu-Ovie (Jesus the King), you know that kind of shock that you won't know what to say whether to laugh or cry, you go confuse, that's the type of shock I had o.
I replied WTF! and started laughing.
Abeg o, I love guys die. I love d-ck. I want to marry and have children and am not ready to spend 14years in jail.
Gosh, the thought of lesbo mood can make me vomit sef. The babe wen go ever try lesbo package on me, the kin backhand slap and ALUU tinz I go do her, she go regret the day dem born her.
INFO OF THE DAY: GRID
The term "GRID"-Gay Related Immune Deficiency- was appearing in a variety of publications until the term AIDS came into use. This was as a result of the heavy toll of AIDS within the gay male community.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
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14 comments:
Its not only u dear d 1 wey I manage get done break up na wa God go do am 4 us Amen
Lwkmd ooooo.......WAG.....lol@ jesu ovie.......lolzzzzzzz,I can imagine cuz ve bin asked several times.....notin dey happn,he wld cum wen u least xpect
Funny gals. I guess you faulted yourself indefence on why you won't be a lesbian. Just becos of a d*ck? Lesbians have an alternative just like the real one. Ask dem well. You what I ve found out? I wonder wen gals complain about them been single, bcos me know a lot of me male friends who are single and complain about gals been hard to get. So what's the mix-up aboout?
Eyes wide open.... I see you.
Ighxo
I laffº°sotey ˚º≈ º°ºI D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laff˚º°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)) for Urhobo... يج خ بو غmonanaخ بو غخفوworلاجززجfunnyمقmamoزخزخ سةح=D =)) مق لاجززجو لسلاقobemetunu مقلسلاق جoghenebikooooل =)) ... See my dear no dey yan like say u never still see ur mr right cos I'm here already.. Abi I no kpokish reach for u as ur dream man n mr right? Ans me jor WAG girl
Everyoung prince
I'm Right Here
see dis tif? U dey luv wag since and u nur fit come out straight to tell her,u wait till dis kinda post go come make u air ur view bout her. Guy waka lost. Or do it d way a man shud. Xoxo
Wag and all d single gurls dont be suprised bout such question cos d worst one has not even come and its yet to come but bear in mind dat if u re waiting mr. Right well wait well cos dere is no mr. Right u can only work on ur man to be d perfect man of ur dreams. So just work on ur bf's and stop waiting 4 mr right, dont use ur hubby to do bf and bf to becom future hubby. Xoxo.
Foma wen mr ryt isn't forth comn,u go look for him urself,funny enuf diz so called lesbians r bisexual,dem get boyfriends o.but all d same u stl fresh so no worry correct bobo dey come.
All d guys dey say nor worry he go come...wetin una be una be mr. Left? Ezu
Wag and fans are all funny people,,,cf
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