My friend(yeah I talk a lot about my friends, what are friends for if not for inconveniences and aprokolising). So my friend was off to a date, she said "Yes WAG I carried vex money". Thank God she had sense to carry vex money because I was in one far side, so no way to rush to her rescue if anything happened.
Later at night she gave me the gist. Omo my friend said as she got there she was holding her Nokia E5 and the guy said "see your big phone". She just smiled.
5mintues later her blackberry touch rang and she brought it out from her bag, the guy then said "Hoooor, na two phones you dey use? you be big girl oo". My friend didn't reply she said the guy was just so boring and complaining about her, in-short the guy was intimidated.
He complained about her dressing that she looked too tush and classy(na T-shirt, jeans and sandals she wear ooo). He also said her friends from the pictures on her phone looked too beautiful and outspoken. He said "hmmmmm your friends open eye ooo. I go fit handle you so".
I shock!, I couldn't believe a guy could be so intimidated. I just told my friend "for shirt and jeans wen you wear na im be overdressed *eyesrolling*, if you marry this one na wrapper you go dey tie 24/7".
That's how I introduced one of my friend that is light in complexion to a guy. As the guy saw the girl, he cleared me straight up. "WAG, I nor go fit date this your friend ooo, she too fair, e go hard to maintain her".
I said "her fair nor be cream o, na half cast she be".
The guy say "Ha half cast sef, that one don make matters worse. She go want make I dey do oyibo things for her".
Kai! I was ashamed for the guy.
So guys do get intimidated that's cool*winks*.
I like the fact that some girls can intimidate guys and nor be only guys dey intimidate girls.
INFO OF THE DAY: Man Charged For Stealing Bible.
A 25-year-old unemployed man, Ade Akindele, has been arraigned before Ojo Magistrate Court in Lagos, for allegedly stealing a King James Version of the Bible valued at N1,000, from a shop.
He was caught after allegedly removing a black purse and a Bible from the table of one Miss Blessing Awodita (complainant), while she was asleep.
It was gathered that the accused, after allegedly stealing the Bible, stood in the shop for a while with the Bible in his hand, staring at the complainant who was sleeping, before he was nabbed.
Eyah, I guess the guy was intimidated by the babe, so he had to steal to get her attention#justsaying#, lol.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
Photo credit: Google images(sisigigroup.org)
Info source: Vanguard
4 comments:
Arraigned?very funny LOL
Vex moni is very necessary.....n d babe dull sef,while he was checking her out she fur dey entertain her self wif a very 9ce wine,wen she don high small,she start tu ask d quy abt himself...works all d time,d rison fur d highness na tu fit standmost of d rubbish wen e fit dey yan...lol...may guys r boring no b lie..WAG hailings frm FCT*winks
D guy ws jst been truthful na,she uses 2 big fones nd she ws so tuched up,he dn reason am say wen d gurl strt to demand,e power no go catch am.its a 2 way tyn sha,anybdy cn intimidate anybdy.I no dey go where my power no catch.
Well guys re different. May b ur friend were rolling wt some low-leveled-non-intellect guy who gets intimidated by a woman's dressing or phone. Lolx. Joking anyway wi*k, guys are different.
Ighxo
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