Yesterday she was the most popular Nigerian celebrity or most trashed celebrity. Her name was everywhere, people blasting her for the rubbish she released and called songs.
Me I rush go download am. I wanted to hear and concluded for myself. Kai, I shock. Na on top this nonsense the madam don curse people for twitter. The way she slap people with curse I think say na better thing she wan sing.
I listened to the one titled "Get high" and I was like WTF! In 1990 when they born me, this song won't have sold, atall-atall.
Shooo, she wan come dey rap inside sef. Then there was one part she coughed like who was suffering from tuberculosis(maybe the cough na cough from igbo sha).
But that kind of cough can kill the igbo(weed) industry ooo because I swear it was terrible.
At the end she said she gets high for all of us, "I get high for all of you" was what she said.
Abeg o, I nor send her to high for me o, make she nor use that one as the excuse for the nonsense song.
My ears were pleading with me not to listen to the next song but I just summoned courage to listen. It was titled "ITz ova", where she featured one guy.
I like to know the guy that was trying to form counterfeit Raskimono.
The guy too na another heavy f-up. In this song they even did auto tune for their voices in a manner that Tonto was sounding like a man. Her voice and the man's voice were hard to differentiate.
And lastly, please who is the producer of these songs, the beats were awful. It was like listening to ordinary jazz band being played. In-short let me stop here because I go type my fingers file to analyse the songs.
INFO OF THE DAY: World's Best Selling Digital Single.
Adele presently has the highest selling digital single in the world. She recorded 10.38million in sales for her song "Rolling In The Deep" which was released in 2010.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
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6 comments:
Hahahahahaha, see ehn? Infact yesterday was the funniest day since 2012 started. Those Dp's cracked me up. The girl is just a junky that's all. A psychological mess. And the most vulgal Celeb
na wa o . .al dis grammer 4 one person . .chai . .tonto has suffered
i guess only Jamie Fox has managed 2 pull dis trick off . .
So funny. I laffed till tears came out of my eyes while listening to the songs. Total shame.
tonto dike very boring .............................
I am a big fan of tonto. Jst the name it self gets me blood high. If I had the chance to have listened to these singles before they hit the open, I wld really have advice her to think otherwise. But now dt she's blown her own ass in the air, I wld jst sit back and watch my lovely-rash-crazily-silly outspoken celeb been murdered by her own people.
I still love ya tonto, but next time don't try this wack.
Ighxo
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