RzxpwR61w18mAw4dwL9HngFa3TQ Life Of A Warri Girl: Pastor And The Vision

Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Pastor And The Vision

My cousin and his friend were gisting in one corner. Me, I was sitting and doing my own thing but somehow the gist caught my attention.

Cousin's Friend: Oboy, that babe come my bunk yesterday o. She just dey leave this morning.

Cousin: Hmmmmmmmm

Cousin's Friend: She say pastor see vision for her say na me be her husband.
Make she hold her vision o, I get serious babe.

Me(WAG): Ooooh, make she hold her vision but you straf her shey.

Cousin's Friend: Hahahaha, this your WAG sister na real big aproko, WAG who call you for the matter now.

Me(WAG): I gree, I be aproko but you straf the babe?

Cousin's Friend: That na question, dem dey see free food reject am.

Chai! I pity whoever the babe is. This pastor and vision thing is becoming another thing o. So your pastor saw a vision for you, did he ask you to commit sin of fornication, along side the vision?

That's how few years ago in my estate, one 14year old girl in SS1 got married to a 19year old guy in 100level. According to both families, pastor saw a vision that if the two kids don't get married something terrible would happen.

Seriously, they did both white wedding and traditional marriage. Big correct ceremony and belle nor involve(the girl wasn't pregnant) ooo.

I have heard so many funny stories about visions from pastors. WAG readers feel free to share your stories if you have heard any.


INFO OF THE DAY: Vision Aborted, Transformation On Board.
In less than five years, Nigeria moved from the Vision 2020:20 programme of the Umaru Musa Yar'Adua administration to the Transformation Agenda.

PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan has spoken glowingly of the impact of his Transformation Agenda. "It has changed the country; it has planted it on the steady path of progress".


People would always claim that their vision abi agenda is good #eyesrolling#.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Info source: The Internet

9 comments:

Olisaemeka__ said...

She wz puttin d vision in 1st gear imho...ℓ☺ℓ
D guy hs a "serious babe" dese daes doesn't hold much water...I've seen serious bcome unserious times wivout number.

sisi D said...

A pastor ones told My younger brother that if he stays with my mum d person who killed my dad will killed him again........... Putting fear on d poor little boy (angry. Face)

osahon said...

D pastors av dscovered dt diz gurls of nowadays r gullible so dey tk advantage of their situations to xploit dem.a pastor in sapele ws kidnapped by a church member jst to get bk her cash cos d pastor don use her head well well all in d name of husband mata.we gt to find out d pastor even slept wt her in d course of nigth prayer for d search of a husband..its realy terrible.

Anonymous said...

Endtime drama

Real8 said...

The girl is such a whore. Lol pastor saw vision and she can't wait 2 pull her pants. If I hear. Don't av any pastor stories though.

Dafe said...

make una nur judge pastor oh,if not God go judge una. D Bible says my pple suffer cos of lack of knowledge,where dere's no vision my pple perish, so if d pastor told d gurl God said dat boy is her hubby d gurl is nufin but a loosed gurl cos she can't hold herself,Vision is just d future and wat God wants 4 u or rather God's master plan 4 ur life,its let 4 u to run with it and pray bout it. Be wise and be warned dont talk bout a man of God.xoxo

Anonymous said...

False prophets and so many of them fall due to ignorance
http://trendysturvs.blogspot.com

SHANTELSLEEK DESIGNS said...

Dats y a man of God should tell u,u v 8days 2 live nd u are still livn by God grace smh dey are 2many of dem my dad is dier greatest fan dey asked him 4 he's car lols trust delta pikin fear no let dem come carry am dey stay in benin aka akwanta funny name still smh

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