Love In 3mins / Keshi Withdraws Resignation

This morning has been hilarious so far. There was a transportation difficulty and I was running late. As I stood at the park praying for vehicles to come quickly, a guy walked up to me and asked where I was headed to?
"Effurun round-about.", I replied. He said he was headed that way and I could join him in his car.

Wow! I smiled and said to myself, "Thank you Baba God! You really know say your daughter gats to move".

I got into the guy's car and we exchange pleasantries and before I could say Jack, the guy don start serious toasting o.

"I was mesmerized when I first saw you that's why I walked up to you. I'm single and desperately searching for a wife. I know you are a decent girl and you are the kind of girl I would like to marry".

For my mind, I say see this one. WASHI! Abeg, who still dey use 'mesmerized' take toast girl? And again why do guys use the marriage line? They think by saying it, every girl would just gladly date them.

I didn't say one word. I just told myself "manage until you get to the round-about."

The guy just dey blab on, e nor gree stop. Me, sef I nor dey listen again but one particular line when he throw catch my attention. I say I don jam today.

He said, "I know I'm going to marry you because I love you so let's date for a while".
I was like, "Seriously?"
He said, "Yes baby, I'm head over heels in love with you".
I wan provoke frm inside, baby don join the talk now.

"How is it possible but you just met me about 3mins ago", I said.
He replied, "I loved what I saw 3mins ago my heart skipped a beat...."
Na I say, "please stop the wash"

It was like the guy was cursed with the spirit of talking. The wash I said just added petrol to the fire.
Na the guy start o, "that's why I don't like Warri people, anything you tell them, they would say na washi. Its even in the bible,'out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh', 'ask and you shall receive', God directed Jacob to his wife' ....

The guy just kept on blahing.
He was like, "Baby, you see why I'm saying my mind. I really want our relationship to start so we can marry quickly. Let's spend the weekend together".

I nor reply again. Thanks be to God we had gotten to the roundabout. I told him thanks and he asked for my number. I said, "Ok, give me your phone". I typed the wrong digits on the phone and quickly alighted.
As I was walking away, he said "Baby the number isn't connecting".
"My phone is off; battery down", I replied and kept on walking as fast as my feet could carry me.

Even as I type this post, I'm still laughing over the whole encounter. Some guys sha, they really need to go and see Dr. Hitch to learn how to toast a babe.

INFO OF THE DAY: Keshi Withdraws His Resignation
Yesterday news went viral of the Super Eagles Coach resignation but Vanguard news is says that report reaching them from South Africa says the glorious Super Eagles handler, Stephen Okechukwu Keshi has withdrawn his resignation, after a meeting with the Minister of Sports, Bolaji Abdullahi.

Keshi indeed resigned but it was verbal and not written. As soon as the news went viral, a series of emergency meetings were held and in the end, the 51-year-old made a u-turn and withdrew his resignation.

Like I said before, Yanga Tinz.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: vanguardngr.com