She Has No Option But Yes

Girls are you seeing this. This is proposal by fire by force, whether the devil likes it or not, you must say yes.

*eyes rolling*, like there is any girl that would say no when she is asked this big question. With the so called scarcity of husband, babes would rush quick quick to say Yes.

My friend and her boyfriend went shopping, she picked a set of jewelry that contained a necklace, earrings and a beautiful ring.

Omo my babe started wearing the ring and telling everyone she is engaged o. Like play like play, her play-play turn to eat and go. The wedding bells are ringing, they are actually getting married.

Every time I see her, she just laughs and says "I did sharp Warri Girl style o, if not we for date for centuries and maybe e for nor marry me self".

I swear am happy for my friend but I don't advise anyone to do her style o, it might just backfire on your head.


INFO OF THE DAY: February 29th And Marriage Proposal.
In the United Kingdom and Ireland, 29 February in a leap year is said to be the one day when a woman can propose to her partner.

Ok since we tend to copy almost everything from the UK, the next leap year is in 2016 and if you boyfriend hasn't proposed to you then, you are free to propose. But I wonder what you would still be doing with him till then without any commitment.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit and Info source: The Net.

Sexy Weather

It's raining right now in Warri and everywhere is dark, cold and cloudly. Trust Nigerians na, this kind of weather is "weather for two".

People are already updating their status on BBM with it- weather for two.

Let me copy two people's personal message and show you guys.
1) Menh see weather, everywhere turn 9t 4 morning# dis rain sexy ♥,thank God i'm indoors ☺ so gonna slip
2)Omor, u dey see weather for 2 ☺.

Are you seeing this, small rain fall they don shout weather for two, I wonder what would happen if it snows in Nigeria.

Anyway, I must confess the weather is really sexy and it sends great sexual appeal.
I know those girls who are doing paper-bag marriage(cohabitation) with their boyfriend would be doing some cuddling right now, if they haven't even started the pump action already.*winks*


INFO OF THE DAY: Effect Of Rain On Culture.
In temperate climates, people tend to be more stressed when the weather is unstable or cloudy, with its impact greater on men than women. Rain can also bring joy, as some consider it to be soothing or enjoy the aesthetic appeal of it. In dry places, such as India, or during periods of drought, rain lifts people's moods.


India is too far self, in Nigeria here, rain turns lot of people on.
Me am catching cold o. Thank God am having Ukodo(pepper soup, yam and unripe plantain) for breakfast. After that, I would crawl under my blanket to dream of Mr. Right.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: 123rf.com
Info source: wikipedia.org

For The Grown Ups Not For Kids.

I got a mail from a WAG reader wanting me to share a message from her to other WAG readers.
Am going to paste it exactly the way she sent it to me, no editing.
Read and take to heart.

Pls pass this simple advice to all that cares to listen: -
The rate at which marriages collapse now is assuming a social symbol status in our society. In no- time, people will be throwing divorce parties and invite friends and well-wishers to celebrate their divorce anniversaries; they will choose aso-ebi, hire a hall and popular musicians & what have you.

Even a question like "So when are u getting divorced?" will become commonplace.

If u know u can't handle the weight & pressures of marriage, please remain single.
If u don't know what marriage is all about, please remain single until u do.
If u are getting married because of the things u desire or hope to gain from the other person please remain single.
If u know u can't be faithful, remain single.
If u can't endure insults from one another, pls remain single. If u can't forgive one another's wrongs, pls remain single.
If u can't place ur spouse above every other human being, pls remain single! Don't get married out of desperation."All my friends are getting married" is d most foolish reason to get married!
If u desire a successful home, but ur choice of friends are forces not to reckon with, think again.

Be very mindful of where you go for advices, Many would give, but not many mean well!

Guys, if u know u can't put ur wife ahead ur ego, pls remain single till u're mature. Ur woman is your priority and EVERYTHING else including u comes last. You are the teacher, the guide, the bodyguard,the role model - u are not a deity or God. So do not expect to be worshipped. You need respect, earn it by being responsible!

Ladies, if u know you can't be submissive please don't go into marriage so you're not turned to a punch bag! If u know u can't stand being corrected, please remain single. Mr/Mrs I know it all!!! Ladies check ur domestic scorecard - if ur score is zero, please stay in ur parents' house!

Ladies and gentlemen, marriage isn't, & won't be a bed of roses but u can make urs work!

I, WAG must say this is truly a nice piece of advise. Thanks dear WAG reader for sending this in. If you have anything you wish to share on this blog you can contact me through my email, warrigirl@ymail.com


INFO OF THE DAY: Women Blink Twice As Many Times As Men Do.
That's a lot of blinking every day. The average person, man or woman, blinks about 13 times a minute.
So we babes blink a lot, the guys trip a lot, niceeee *blinking my lashes*.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: 123rf.com
Info source: icantseeyou.typepad.com

Common Sense

The person who formed the phrase 'COMMON SENSE', supposed to have called it uncommon sense. Common sense is not common at all o, most people lack it.

You normally hear individuals(poor or hustling ones) say to each other "I don't blame you, you lack common sense because you don't have exposure". Now going to exposure, majority say the rich and the enlightened are the exposed ones.

The so called rich ones who are exposed, majority of them lack common sense. Am very serious ooo.

Ok, take a look at this now. Our so called leaders go abroad and say they are good leaders who are working and developing the nation. They place pictures and articles of all their developments in our daily newspapers, yet when they are sick, they run fast fast to other countries for treatment.

See, they don't have common sense to feel shame. They are receiving treatment in another man's country and they can't develop their own. Another example of uncommon sense is when other Nigerian leaders now fly out to pay courtesy visit to the sick leader abroad, or they organize big welcome party.

I know the excuse is that they want the best treatment. That's good because me sef, I don't want any one to die but the masses too deserve good health care.

I have analyzed with my common sense from a common man(abi woman) view point. WAG(Warri Girl) readers what do you think?


INFO OF THE DAY: 13 Years After Nigeria Gets Plan For HIV Vaccine
Nigeria has restarted plans for a vaccine against HIV, 13 years after the first National HIV Vaccine Plan (NHVP) collapsed due to lack of funding.

The plan, developed by the National Agency for Control of AIDS (NACA) and partners-US Department of Defence and SI Consulting-hopes to bring the country back into global efforts to develop an HIV vaccine, NACA Director General John Idoko said.
The 68-page plan details how to build and enhance capacity for HIV vaccine research, strengthen regulations and scientific processes, ensure proper research framework for possible vaccine trial.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: 123rf.com
Info Source: The Net.

Take A Look At This

Take a look at the picture below closely and properly.

If you where the guy with the wine glasses, what would you do???
Me, its that big long outside broom I would use to sweep the other person, that has  boobs and dick, out of my house. lmao


INFO OF THE DAY: Nollywood Actor Get Sentenced To Jail Over Gay Act.
A 28-year old actor, Bestwood Chukwuemeka was on Monday the 17th of September 2012, sentenced to three-month imprisonment by a Karu Senior Magistrates’ Court, Abuja, for having sexual intercourse with another man through the anus.
The convict, who resides at Gidan Mangoro, had pleaded guilty to the homosexual act.

 “I am guilty of the charge against me. I  was under the influence of alcohol and I want the court to temper justice with mercy’’, he said.

Now our justice system is forming being effective and carrying out the law, but when it reaches the case of bridery and corruption and billions of  Naira, na different story.

Oh and please can someone tell me a movie this actor stared in because this is the only picture of him I saw on the net.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: The net.
Info source: Vanguard

If I Were A Boy

Sometimes I wonder how my life would have been if I were a boy.

I guess I would never know but I know for sure that if I were a boy, I would have done the following:

1) Been A Good Dresser - I would have been so touche and cream. The ladies would have gone head over heels for me because of my matured and appropriate dress sense, not the 'holla at your boy look'. Some guys actually do the wizkid look to the wrong occasion. Imagine wearing three-quarter skinny jeans and top to a traditional marriage. I won't be that guy, I would  have been the sleek guy on blazers that all the chics want to go after.

2) Look Properly - If I were a boy, I would definitely look properly before I toast a babe on bum short. Bum shorts are like the best thing that happened to ladies in this millennium. Whether lekpa or orobo, any girl that puts on a nice fitted bum short is sure to look hot and sexy but there are some that when you go close to the face, you might be shocked by what you see. I would look at the front and back before I make a move.

3) Had a Swimming Trunk - This is a necessity for every guy but majority tend not to know because they are comfortable swimming with their boxers, Wrong. I would have had one that made me look sexy and not using boxers that makes a guy looks like a sweating plumber.

4) Never Hit a Lady - I would have never hit a lady. It doesn't display the character of a gentleman. If lady pisses me off, I would walk away to cool off instead of hitting her.

5) Been Free: If I were a boy, I would have had so much freedom to do anything unlike a girl who is faces some restrictions, especially with the fact that everyone is trying to be decent to get a Mr. Right.

Sometimes sha, I can reason anyhow, I wonder how I thought about this post. hahahahahah


INFO OF THE DAY: Okada Operators Drag Delta State Government To Court.
WARRI—COMMERCIAL motorcycle operators, commonly called Okada, in Effurun, Delta State, have asked a state High Court sitting in Effurun to restrain the state government and its agents from banning or stopping them from using motorcycles as a means of transportation and livelihood in Effurun, Warri and Asaba, after September 30, 2012.

 The motorcyclists are praying the court for, among others, a declaration that the administrative directive by government to the police, to arrest, detain and charge them to court after September 31,  or any other time, is unconstitutional.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo  credit: 123rf.com
Info source: Vanguard

My Premonition

Thanks be to God that I wore a black pencil skirt this morning. For a while now, I have being having this weird gut feeling that am going to fall from a bike inside the big pool of water on the road before Urhobo College Juntion.

And my premonition happened. This morning the bike I boarded fell but I saw it coming. As the bike was falling, I was jumping off fast fast, the only bad thing is I had to jump inside the big pool of water. I dragged my skirt high up to my laps(turning it to micro-mini) because the water was reaching me above my kneels. Oh my shoe*crying*, that was all I was thinking of as I was in the pool of water.

I managed to walk out from there to a dry place, where everybody passing turned me to the attraction of the day. Most people were telling me sorry. The men with ashawo eyes were saying "fine girl dooh, beautiful sorry, pretty nor vex dooh, ha why go wan throw way this fine girl for water na". I just stood there while my bike man went to look for water to wash my legs.

When the man came back with the water, he was apologising and saying "sis abeg no vex". I told him not to bother that I wasn't angry. I expected it because I pass that road almost every day and people fall there on a daily basis. The blame should be placed on the government who didn't fix the road or provide us with good drainage system. How bike man wan take see where pot hole dey when everywhere is covered with dirty water.

Anyway, thank God I wasn't injured. I pity my legs because they just went through a vigorous session of sponging and scrubbing. Let me go and relax and stretch my legs so they breath fresh air.lol

INFO OF THE DAY: DESOPADEC 
The Delta State House of Assembly (DTHA) dissolved the board of the Delta State Oil Producing Areas Development Commission (DESOPADEC).
The House during its plenary hinged its decision on Section 12 of the law setting up the interventionist agency.
The dissolved board chaired by Mr. Oritsua Kpogho was inaugurated by Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan on August 26, 2011 following their clearance on August 16, 2011 by the House.

 Abeg e, government give us good roads.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit : lovelyish.com
Info source: Urhobo times.

Some Girls Are Really Funny.

A friend of mine called and asked me to meet her up at the saloon, then from there we would go and chill out.

Groove was calling. I said ok but she should give me an hour, 30minutes to complete my sweet sleep and 30minutes to dress up and meet her at the saloon.
When I met her at the saloon, she was almost done so I sat and waited. What I heard at the saloon, made me conclude that I won't disagree with my guys again when they say Girls Have Fish Brain.

There was a girl at the saloon with a scar on her hand. She said she got beaten by her boyfriend but it was all good because the next day he came to her house begging with a blackberry bold 5. She didn't mind the beating because the make up was always sweet especially the strafing at night.
Shocking shey, some girls are really funny o. See this one being happy because of presents and good strafing. Her mates are bringing husband home she is busy bringing kpomor lips and swollen eyes.

My friend and I left the saloon and went to a pool side to chillax and have chapman. It was actually sunny and some peeps were swimming but what cut my attention was that of two particular chics. They just came, wore bikini and sat at the edge of the pool with only their legs inside the pool. They were like that for almost two hours.

Then it started raining, so they ran to the shades. Funny enough, one of them was an acquittance of my friend. In the process of small talk, I told one of the babes "nice bikini" she replied "thanks". Then my friend who like aproko too, said "but why didn't you swim". The babe said "that's the way I relax, dipping my feet in the pool".

Hooor! WAG readers, please is this really the new way of relaxing. If its by dipping your feet in water, just wear bra and pant in your room and put your feet in a bucket of water. Instead of wasting money and paying the fee to swim. Hahahahahaha
I just concluded that some girls are really funny, so next time am arguing with my guys, I would tell them that yes some girls really do have fish brain but not all because me I have sharp brain.lol.

INFO OF THE DAY: What Is The Study Of The Mind And Brain?The study of the mind is called psychology or psychiatry, while the study of the brain is neurology, or neuroscience.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit and Info source: The Internet

Good Morning.

Good morning darlings. How was your night? Hope you slept well and had a peaceful night rest? Me, I had a very sweet night, I slept like a baby but now that am awake am crying.

The sleep wasn't enough. You know that type of sleep when you wake up, your eyes will still be closed or sealed because of thick discharge. To open your eyes would be like war, you need lot of energy to open the eyes. That's the kind of sleep I just woke up from.

Why all my anyhow description? I need more sleep ooo, but I just rushed quickly to blog and say good morning to you all. Hugs and kisses my WAG(Warri Girl) readers, I wish you all a nice day. Am going back to bed.


INFO OF THE DAY: Meaning of Sleep Debt.
Sleep debt is the effect of not getting enough sleep; a large debt causes mental, emotional and physical fatigue.

Sleep debt results in diminished abilities to perform high-level cognitive functions. Neurophysiological and functional imaging studies have demonstrated that frontal regions of the brain are particularly responsive to homeostatic sleep pressure.


*Yawning*, abeg let me go and rest my eyes, am so tired and the light rays are just penetrating through my room curtains, I will use black clothe to cover my eyes because I must continue my sweet sleep.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The Internet.
Info source: wikipedia.org

The Natural Drug

During my junior secondary school days, I had a friend who always said "Why You Barking Like A Dog On Heat", whenever you quarrel or argue with her.
Then it was just like a normal idiomatic expression. Now, its not o, it is congeal or congealises.

Not only dogs bark, humans bark too when they are on heat. My friend's boyfriend traveled for a long while and since he left, she has been so uptight. Anytime you talk to her she is always aggressive. Me, I just concluded that its a new stupid bad habit she developed and I started calling her aggressive mama.

Now, the guy is back and she stopped over to see me on her way to his place. I asked her my usual question, "hope you have a cd?". (There is something called ADVISE WITH SENSE. I asked her if she had a cd, not like am insinuating that the guy might have been with someone else. Even if he has, how can I tell her that to her face, so that World War III would happen on top my statement and when they settle the whole issue would be on my head. I want to be a friend to the family ooo).

I just said, "hope you have a cd, if not tell me to start saving to buy baby clothes. We just laughed over it, I just advised with sense.

Omo, after three hours with the guy, madam called me sounding all cheerful and relaxed.
The next time I saw her, she was happy and playful. Trust me WAG(Warri Girl), I must talk. I said, "you don pianji now, your body don come down".
She said " Yes ooo my friend, I feel so relaxed.

There is indeed a natural drug of nature.
Oya call me bad pikin *blushing* but you know am on point.*winks*


INFO OF THE DAY: Facts From The Internet
1) *Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by *Opioid drug use. The same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.
2) Having sex at least once per week can lower a man's risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80years.

Endorphins: Natural pain killing substances found in the human brain.
Opioid: Medication that relive pain. 

I have just killed some babes with this post o, now they would be summoned for any type of pain, toothache, leg pain etc.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.



Photo credit: The Internet
Info source: facts.randomhistory.com, the internet.

A Weird One

Dear WAG (Warri Girl) readers,
I always have strange and funny experiences whenever I use a bike as a means of transportation whereas when I take a cab, it's  mostly quiet and normal.
I know what you want to say, that its class difference. Today am not writing about class, but a very very weird experience.

Never in my history of Kurukere and Wakajugbe (moving up and down), have I ever encountered a man like the one am going to write about, be it a cab man or bike man.

He is a bike man. When I boarded his bike, he was just pointing out all the wrong people were doing. Maybe someone was driving on the wrong lane, or a guy arguing on the road, he makes sure he shouts at the people or taps me to see whats happening.

I said to him "oga I beg concentrate, forget other people". He said "no ooo, can't you see what they are doing is wrong". I just kept quiet and got my mouth ready to shout again if he does it, so we don't have an accident.

He rode well until we got to the Army checkpoint at Uti Street. It was like his kolo (madness) returned. He started shouting "Okada where una dey hurry go". Then he said to me, "na me be the number one person when want make they ban okada, they dey cause nussiance for the road".

What! I was amazed, particularly because a bike man was the one saying this. "So if they ban okada kpatakpata(finally), how you wan take survive" I asked him. He replied "God dey".

This was really a weird one, praying that the government should stop his means of survival. Hmmmmm confusing but I think that's why somepeople say "God dey" na poor man prayer.


INFO OF THE DAY: Origin Of The Name KEKE-NAPEP.

This tricycle is commonly called Keke- Napep in Nigeria. The name was originated during former President Olusegun Obasanjo Regime, where the National Poverty Eradication Programme (NAPEP) gave out tricycles to the masses. Hence the name KEKE-NAPEP, meaning bicycle of NAPEP.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: guardiannewsngr.com

A Reason For Thanksgiving.

I rejoice today with a particular family. This morning a big boa was killed in their private home. The surprising thing is that the entire compound is interlocked(with interlocking tiles) and very neat. I still wonder how such creature could get inside there.

While girls where screaming and shouting at the sight of the snake, me I was busy snapping pictures. Things I do for my WAG readers *hugs*.

Thank God nobody was harmed, its a reason for thanksgiving.

Below are the pictures but viewers discretion  is advised............
If you know you going to scream and throw your device away, please stop here.

The interlocked tiles

In this picture, some construction workers took the snake to extract it's oil and eat at their site.

INFO OF THE DAY: Size and Weight Of Boa.
The Boa constrictor is a heavy bodied snake. Large specimens can weigh up to 27kg(60lb). Females, the larger sex, more commonly weigh 10 to 15kg (22 to 33lb).
Some specimens of this species can reach or possibly exceed 45kg(99lb), although this is not common.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: WAG
Info source: wikipedia.org

Adults Like Children

My uncle asked me to represent him at a book launch. I imagined it being boring and me just staring or dozing off. Surprisingly it was cool.

There were dignitaries present. After the whole launching!!!, an announcement was made that the food was late but was on it's way. There were snacks to go round and those not in a hurry could stay back and wait.
Me, I sat back o, where am I rushing to? Hunger dey kill me before sef.

Trust WAG na. While waiting, I started observing all the happenings. I notice something, normally you see babes using style to flock round the dignitaries but this time I saw guys flocking round them. I guess the guys were trying to hustle job for themselves.
Noticing, that there weren't any hustle chic around. I said "yeah this is a matured gathering". Otor ooo, I was wrong.

As soon as the food arrived, come and see people's parents rushing, jumping and flying chairs to get to the food table. It was a buffet and matured men and women were all pushing and struggling.
I didn't rush o, me WAG rush, how na! With my fine outfit and by the way there was one cool guy beside me, so I behaved like the correct swagalicious chic that I am and quietly queued up.

There was this woman when she came out from the queue, her hair was a mess like who just got electrocuted. She held two plates of food, one with pepper soup, the other with jloff, coconut, fried rice, spag and all the different meat available on the table with some other stuffs. Because of the rush for food she misplaced her bag. I just shook my head at the sight.

If you reading this now and your mother wore a white shirt on ash skirt and when she came home her gold weavon was standing like who just had a fight. Please ask her if she attended a book launch.
If she say's yes, shout at her for disgracing your family because of food (Nor be only mama dey shout for pikin, pikin fit shout for mama too). Am sure she would have purged sef.
Food o, na make matured people behave like children.

INFO OF THE DAY: Price of Beans Soars.
The inordinate rise in the price of beans, a major source of protein in Nigeria, has called for concern as food vendors now withdraw from sales of the food to avert loss.
Some ascribe the rise in price to the Northern crisis while others says it is as a result of the drop in the production of the plant.

Hey one of our cheapest food is getting high, people will kill for food o *sad face*.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: Vanguard

Parra With Swag

Yesterday Dafe made a comment about "na God they bring customer". What came to my mind when I read that was "heaven help those who help themselves".
I decide to help myself o. Bone that am broke, I can't just sit down and dull like that o. Guess what I did?
My popsy was expecting some friends, and most of the time am always in my room watching movies or pinging. This time I bone BBM o, I went to the sitting room, sat and gisted with the visitors like say na me they come see.

It's good to be current o, it helps you blend into any crowd. Thanks to google any topic they want to discuss on -either politics or intellectual matters, I quickly search on google, read the beginning and say they small one I know.

I was discussing with sense sha, so they don't go and ask something when I nor know.
It was time to leave and they told popsy, "this your daughter is very intelligent and outspoken". "What are you studying and what level are you ?", I said "am a graduate". " Hmmm, that's good" one of the men said, see me feeling like one super star. Then they said "its service you waiting for now", "no sir I have finished my NYSC" . The woman in the group threw the usually bomb shell "so it's husband next oo". I said "Amen".

Yes o, Amen. But why do women just say is husband next oo. Why don't they say its good job next oo. *eyes rolling*.
Anyway, why all my many good daughter act, all this boiled down to one thing MONEY. I wanted them to do young lady take this and manage yourself. And yes finally, they were each able to scrap some change for me. Thank God, because, at all at all na winch(half bread is better than non).

Hahahahahhaha, I just did sharp Warri Girl parra style. I don't beg, I parra with swag.


INFO OF THE DAY: FG Raises The Alarm Over Plot To Cause Mayhem In Niger-Delta.
The Presidential Amnesty Office has raised the alarm about an alleged plot to cause mayhem in the Niger Delta by some "seemingly disgruntled youths in the region".
The alarm came amid a brewing crisis among Niger Delta ex-agitators over alleged exclusion of ex-militants of Urhobo and Itsekiri ethnic extraction in Delta State from the Presidential Amnesty Programme (PAP).

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: www.123rf.com
Info source : culled from "Vanguard"

Window Shopping.

Window shopping is usually fun when you do it with friends and you are boxed up with enough cash. Then the unnecessary becomes necessary, you can buy even the most irrelevant stuff.

But if you are broke, ha! Window shopping is painful, cos its just like you in the devil's kingdom with lots of sweet food and only big long spoons that you can't use to eat.

I knew this ooo, yet when my friend dragged me to go window shopping with her, I couldn't just say no even though I was down on cash. I said "nor be just to look commot eyes". I jeje-ly followed

On getting to the boutique, men......my eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
Why is it that when you don't have money you see extra beautiful things?

I tried to fight and resist the temptation, but the forces of the beautiful gowns where just too much against me, I succumbed to the temptation. I scraped my whole bag&wallet and I managed to buy one gown.

Now, Warri Girl is just at home ooo, sitting down staring at the ceiling. I go soak garri through out this week till money come but before I soak the garri I would make sure I stare at my new beautiful gown, the sight would make me feel am eating, fried rice. lol

Don't be surprised if you call me now and say "how far", and I say "money" because that's the only thing on my mind. I broke shaygay.

INFO OF THE DAY : Olobiri To Get Oil And Gas Museum.
56years after Nigeria's first commercial oil discovery was made at Oloibiri in Bayelsa State, Bureau For Public Procurement (BBP) and Petroleum Technical Development Fund (PTDF), have finally approved the construction of Oil and Gas museum in the area.
The construction work is estimated at N33.949 billion and to be executed by seven firms.

Hmmmmm, some people have hammered.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: Jaffizy Collections
Info source: Vanguard

WAG Tips

Am always on the look out for anything interesting. Most times when I surf relationship sites, its always about how to find the right man. I hardly see any one talking about how to find the right woman.

Today, am bringing you my own tips on how to find the right woman. Warri Girl tips (WAG tips). Do you like my new abbreviation of Warri Girl, if you don't like it, tell me ooo, because na una I dey write for.

The tips.

1. Be Definite : You can't mix okro, banga, egusi and owoh soup all at once and enjoy it. You have to be definite of what you want. Know what you like in a lady and you sure to reduce your search scope and find someone you like. Have a spec not anyone and everyone.
2. Look Good :  When I say look good, I don't mean you should go and borrow to buy clothes, just that you look good and presentable. First impressions matters a lot and ladies love a guy they can be proud of and introduce to people.
3. Have Vision and Focus : There is a common question ladies usually ask themselves, "Does he have prospects?". Ladies want a guy that even if  'una groove wella, do all the gather go', at the end you still have a focus and vision for your life.
4. Work on Yourself : It takes two to tangle. Warri people say "na fall for each other na play dey take sweet". You can't behave disrespectful and irrational and expect to have a princess charming. Work on yourself, respect is reciprocal.
5. Treat her like your BlackBerry : TLC, this is a key essential. The ladies like Tender Love and Care. Just like your BB, give money for monthly subscription (up keep) and handle with care. You all know how fragile it is.
6. Build Trust : Trust is the foundation of every relationship. Belive in each other. Drop the unnecessary suspicions.
7. Communicate : Be able to discuss your feelings, issues and thoughts with her, even all the unnecessary stuff. All ladies love being carried along.
8. Relax : Sit back, relax and enjoy your relationship. Have fun doing everything with her.

INFO OF THE DAY: Ex-Miss World Beaten BY Husband.
Mumbai: Former Miss World and actress Yukta Mookhey who won the crown in December 1999, has lodged a complaint against her husband Prince Tuli for alleged domestic violence,  the police said yesterday.

"In her complaint, Mookhey alleged that she has often been beaten and troubled by her husband Prince Tuli. A non-cognisable offence has been registered after her complaint", said Amboil Police Station Senior Inspector, Harishchandra Vhatkar.


Whew! nor be small typing, Guys don't let my typing be in vain ooo. Read and Implement. This are just my own tips not facts, ladies if you have more tips feel free to share.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: The Internet
Info source:  m.ibnlive.com

There are girls and There are GIRLS.

Bags are being packed, saloons are filled up, hair is being made, nails are getting fixed.

It's TGIF and babes are getting ready.
Some for boyfriend time others for control time.

But wait o, Its funny how everyone looks forward to Friday and dread Sunday, a Holy day. We would say because we rest on friday, but its just one of the normal excuses, that pulls us away from God.

Ok, back to the girls and GIRLS. Right now, there are girls getting ready to trek to their boyfriends house(street paroles), they are those getting ready to use bike, those getting ready to use cab and there are those ready to take flight(gbo gbo bis gals) to their various destinations.

Even in the flight category, there are still girls and GIRLS. The girls are the domestic controls from one state to another, why the GIRLS are the international leagues.

If, you doubt me, just go to PTI junction, omo as from 2-3pm, the place is like a mini campus. Chics everywhere with big bags, falling into the city of Warri.

It's all good, it's TGIF, a day to have fun and me am sitting here blogging. I think it's time to resurrect all my buried male paddys. I want to have fun too.

INFO OF THE DAY: What is POETS Day?
This is a term used on Friday by workers in the United Kingdom and Australia, that refers to the last day of the work week. It commonly stands for "PISS OFF EARLY TOMORROW'S SATURDAY".

Ladies let's do a brief bag check.
1) Vex Money ☑
2) CD ☑
and you good to go.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


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Info Source: timeanddate.com

Second Hand

News reaching me from my friendly circle(some of my friends) is that there was breaking of bottles and scattering of heads(am just joking, there was serious argument) because of what one of my guy said.

This is what he said.
"That girl you dumped, some one will date her, perhaps marry her. Another girl who has been dumped will be your wife. It's a cycle, all na second hand"

My guy giving the report, said it wasn't a small something. That he almost got buried alive. Guys claiming or deceiving themselves that their babes are V, beating their chest that the Girls have never been dumped. Then some ladies came up and said my guy doesn't have regard for women, because of what he said.

Hoor! How does this statement connect to women liberation or women right?

Me, am feeling the guy joor, what he said is on point. I want to know what you readers think. Are you in support or against it. Please drop your opinion in the comment box, would love to read every one.


INFO OF THE DAY: Oldest Virgin In The World. 

Clara Meadmore who is currently alive is the world's oldest virgin. She came open in 2008 at her 105th birthday, that she's never had sex in her life.
She said she was too busy for intimate relationships. Clara Meadmore will be 109years in October, 2012.

Hmmmm, how did she do it? I wonder.


Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: The Net.
Info source: The Net.

Security Reform

I was trapped in a traffic jam on top of a bike. For bike to get hooked in traffic, you should know how serious it was. What was causing the hold up? An old Police Toyota Hilux vehicle broke down at an Army check point.

You know how all this Army check points are, lots of drums, that turns the straight road to an S-shaped road, then big thick woods on the ground. I think those serve as speed breakers.

So the Police vehicle got stuck while trying to pass one of the woods. And you know Army check points na, one vehicle at a time. Bike men said the gear of the vehicle got stuck. Oya let the bike men assit the two Mopols in pushing the car off the road, for where, they nor gree. They said "you know wetin police they use our eyes see".

Just imagine a criminal act taking place then, how Police wan take pursue the criminals?
It was the solider at the check point and a passerby that assisted the Mopol in pushing the vehicle off the road. See Mopol and Soldier becoming friends.Hahahahaha

Finally, we were able to move, I got to another Army check point at Uti street. Oh God, I felt pity for one man. The soliders flogged him sheygay, then told him to sit in a pool of dirty muddy water. Ha, person papa na they do this one o, eyah.

Thank God say I be girl ooo, soldiers hardly treat females like this. If you happen to see a scene where soldiers are being brutal on a female, it means the girl over f-up.
Why all this my description? I have just one message to pass. Please.......please, I beg, Federal Government reform our Security Agencies.

INFO OF THE DAY: The World's Finest Police Car.
Germany: Brabus CLS Rocket.

With 730hp from a twin-turbo V12 and top speed of 225.19mph, the Brabus CLS Rocket is currently the world's fastest and finest legal sedan.

 O-boi see car, with this one you would be proud if your boyfriend is a police officer. Me, I would forget the Police written on the body, the only thing I would see is the sleek car.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


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Info source: Concept-cars.org

Circling Round The Truth

Been wanting to write on this for a while now, but I had to watch a particular music video over and over again that I practically know all the scenes right now.

The video is Wande Coal's - Go Low. The National Broadcasting Commission (NBC), placed a ban on the video because of too much nudity.

Trust Warri Girl, I hurriedly rushed to watch the video expecting to see n-pples and things. I had watch almost half of the video before I saw what the NBC meant by nudity. Ladies on bikini with water everywhere. Me ooo, I didn't see nudity, I saw sexy.

Now, they placed a ban on the video being aired on free stations. (Example of free station DRTV).
This what I call 'Circling Round The Truth'. How many people actually watch free stations? Majority watch cable, and the video is aired on cable. Then secondly, some of this free stations air foreign  video that have scenes just like Wande's own. 9ja, we can dance in circles.

Me, I love the song, love the video and its definitely a song that would be superb in rocking a guy. Sexy concept, sexy song, sexy video.


INFO OF THE DAY: 2012 NATIONAL HONOURS AWARD
Two nights ago, the Permanent Secretary (Special Duties), Dr. Henry Akpan, in the office of the Secetary to the Government of the Federation, announced that 149 Nigerians would be bestowed with the National Honours by President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan on the 17th of September 2012, at the International Conference Center, Abuja.
Some of the recipients are Dr. Adenuga to be awarded with the award of Grand Commander Of The Order of Niger (GCON).
Governors Emmanuel Uduaghan (Delta), Gabriel Suswan (Benue), Danbaba Fulani Suntai (Taraba), and Martin Elechi (Ebonyi), would be awarded with the award of Commander Of The Order Of Niger (CON).

See our governor ooo.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Info Source: The Nations

The Big Fat Liar

Do you have a friend, who always tells a lot of lies, that you now assume everything he/she says is a Lie? I know some babes like that o.

Sometimes people deviate from the truth a little, but at least let it be for a sensible reason. Some babes I know, kai, they lie about everything and anything. Even what's irrelevant, they would still lie.

The most common lie is about boyfriend. "My boyfriend bought this, did this etc".  Ok na, make they quarrel. The truth starts unfolding. "Can you imagine what he did to me, after all I have done for him. I was the one that did this and that for him, even sef common barbing of he hair na me dey pay most times".

The case of this one babe is unimaginable. She told me she just got a job in Shell Pet. Dev. Company and two weeks later she nack dp "Vacation in Ghana". Trust Warri Girl eagle eye, quickly I pinged her and said "Babe you dey Ghana, I thought you just started working in Shell two weeks ago". She replied " Yes, but I took leave for vacation". Finito

I say hen, see this Ekpa (idiot in Urhobo), she feel say I be illiterate or I nor get sense. Me, Warri Girl, na she wan scope. Someone that just started working in Shell two weeks ago, fear won't make you travel before you come back and meet a sack letter. If na me, I would be resuming before the cleaners everyday.

Anyway sha, this lie lie babes, I have identified them, so whatever they say, I divide by four in my head. So I think you do the same and identify your big fat liar.

INFO OF THE DAY: Brief History Of Shell Nigeria.

In 1937, Shell started operations in Nigeria as Shell D'Arcy. The company was granted an exploration license in 1938. In 1956, Shell Nigeria discovered the first commercial oil field at Oloibiri in Niger Delta and started oil exports in 1958.
Presently, the company is known as Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited (SPDC).

Just imagine, if your ancestors were the owners of the land in Oloibiri. MONEY! Chai!.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Info source: wikipedia.org

Ha!

It was drizzling in the afternoon and most people would probably have stayed home, but me I carried myself out.
On the bike, the showers turned into a heavy storm, I bite hand say Ha!, I for dey house ooo. If you saw me, you for pity me. Car splash me water, plus the breeze on bike, when I came down I dey shake like jelly fish. All this ones nor pain me reach my new purse when rain soak *sad face*. Ha! oooh, waka.

Anyway, there is never a dull moment with me. I had a lovely time with my friend. It was time to head home, the bike I took was one of those bike with horn as loud as that of a trailer. The guy was just blowing his horn anyhow, I said Ha!, this one wan deaf me o. Another bike man even helped me complain, he said "blow am well o, because na Uduaghan you carry, mstweee".

By this time, it was almost 7:30pm and we were on DSC expressway almost at mofor junction. I saw the bike ahead off us slow down and stopped. The girl on the bike shouted at her bike man "why you dey stop?" she asked.
See me laughing, I said "this one dey fear", my bike man replied "if na you, you nor go fear". We just laughed over it. Before I knew what was happening the bike stopped and I asked "Oga you dey joke, abi you just wan threathen me" the man replied "no ooo, the machine just stop, I nor know wetin happen".

Fear catch me, "seriously" I said, and the man started laughing, he was just pulling my legs. He said "so you fit fear too". Ha! Warri! the city where everything is fun.

But let me nor lie sha, I fear Die.


INFO OF THE DAY: The Most Expensive Purse In The World

A purse encrusted with more than 4500 diamond, "The Mouawad 101 Nights Diamond Purse", is the most expensive purse in the world with a value of $3.8million.


Na for dream person go buy me this one ,hahahahahha.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: bornrich.com
Info source: The Net.

Convocation

I missed my convocation yesterday, because I had an important Date. Yeah, a Date. It could have been a date with Jesus, for all you know, so don't yab me abeg. Anyway, though I was absent, my eyes were still present there, BB tinz na. Today is picture day, get your eyes ready because am gonna show you pictures from my correcty chic, Gloria Musa.

These are the pictures:
GLORIA MUSA.

Gloria Musa

Gloria Musa and Onome Ojarikreh

        

Gloria on her gown

Gloria and Onome Ojarikreh

Gloria and Bawo Ekengbuda

 Hope you enjoyed viewing,*smiling*. Ok, now to info of the day.

INFO OF THE DAY: EXTRACT FROM GUAVA LEAVES BOOST SPERM OUTPUT.
Researchers from the Department of Anatomy, University of Illorin, Nigeria, has said there is hope in the horizon for a local cure for infertility in men. New findings by the Nigerian reaserchers suggest that the extracts of the leaves of Psidium Guajava possess beneficial effects on sperm parameter of infertile males with Oligospermia and Non-Obstructive Azoospermia.

Sorry for the big big botanical name and medical terms, nor be me ooo, na the researchers. In plain english, it means the juice from guava leaves can cure infertility. So ladies who wan use belle take hook their boyfriends start using guava leaves instead of ugwu to cook.lol

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: Gloria Musa
Info source: The Guardian.

The Adaptation Principles

"AM A GIRL, I HAVE A HANDSOME BOYFRIEND, HE HAS GOOD FINANCE, NICE APARTMENT, DRIVES A FLASHY CAR, AND AM HIS ONLY GIRLFRIEND.
WETIN I BE? I BE MUMU".

I saw this as someone's PM(personal message), and laf wan kill me die -lwkmd- after I read it. This so funny, but many girls believe it to be true. Girls have adopted various principles of adaptation. I am going to share the two major ones.

The Principle of Ignoramus:
What I don't know won't kill me.
This is a situation, where girls refuse to know if their boyfriends have another girlfriend, or is cheating on them. They assume that the guy can do whatever he wants, as long as he doesn't make them know that he cheats, and gives attention when needed.

The Principle of Kpomorlisation:
This principle is the conc. one, where girls claim that their hearts are made of kpomor (thick and toughen). Whatever happens the heart is strong enough to handle. Here, they dont care, if the guy likes he cheats 100times, they still dey gidigba. A friend once said, Mr.K is my boyfriend o, if you go to his house, you might see another girl but he is still my boyfriend.
The girls that use this principle claim that "a bird in hand is worth ten in the bush". Me, I disagree.


What I know is that majority of guys cheat. I said majority ooo, not all guys, before my male readers throw arrow come meet me.


INFO OF THE DAY: Today the 7th of September 2012, is the 7th Convocation Ceremony of Delta State University, Abraka.

Delta State University is ranked 32nd university in Nigeria and 9255th in the world.

Yeah, I know say we loss for the world ranking but we still try for nigeria. This is my Alumni and am proud  to be a product of Delsu.
Great Delsuites, Great!.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl

Photo credit: Danie Brown
Info source: Warri Girl, www.nairaland.com, www.4icu.org

Bankers and Money

Have you ever been to a bank, where the crowd is so much that the queue is no longer a straight line but forms the S-shape. In this situation the bank officers feel like Barrack Obama when you want to make an inquiry. Bankers can form....., even the junior staff self, when they are inside that AC tight hall, to them na White House or Aso Villa them dey.

Then, you now see some chics that know someone, just twists and comes directly to the counter. She jumps the queue and gets paid. If you are on the queue that kin thing can pain, what am I saying sef, If I know person me too for don move ahead. But since I didn't know anyone, I had to queue. As I was doing nothing, I started observing.

One young lady, walked in and asked one of the tellers for a Helen, he replied that she was currently unavailable. The girl said " Honourable so, so and so, sent me to her for this cheque to be cleared and deposited into his account". Come and see where unavailable Helen became available. The funny thing is, the Helen was just gisting in one corner before.

Bankers and money, inseparable. I nor blame them sha, without the money, there is no way they would be paid. In short, without my money, some people would be jobless. Yes o, my saving with the bank makes them employ staff, so even if na 1500 naira I wan collect, I go spread collect am, na my money.


INFO OF THE DAY: The world's most worthless currency.
Zimbabwe is broke. Inflation rate is so high(it broke the 100,000% mark), that their central bank introduced 10 million dollar note.
$1 = Z$ 30,000 (that is one us dollars equals thirty thousand zimbabwe dollars).

In the second picture, nor be lottery the guy win ooo, na food e dey go buy. 2loaves of bread is about 250 million. Zimbabweans now talk about daily expenses in millions and billions.

Shey 9ja dey see this one o. Let's fast and pray that Sanusi doesn't drive us there with his 5000 naira note. *eyes rolling*.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


Photo credit: www.fluer-de-coin.com, www.funchit.com
Info Source: The Net.

A Lady's Key Accessory

In Warri, there is something called Vex Money (pronounced as Ves Moni). According to waffarians, this is a backup money a lady takes with her on a date, in case of any unforeseen circumstances, such as the guy pissing her off and she has to leave.

I call this A LADY'S KEY ACCESSORY for a date. Me as a Sharp Warri Girl, am always with vex money whenever am on a date. It is a necessity, because there are different guys with different characters and intentions, ready to throw any line to make you spend the night. You hear stuff like "police are on the road and my license is expired, I don't see at night to drive, my fuel just got finished, my friend burrowed my car, he is stuck and cant come back.....etc".

Nor be say I don get all those experiences o, but I get friends, so I combined their experiences,lol. So with vex money you can move and leave a guy any time and not get stuck or stranded.

Once sha, vex money don almost backfire for my head. In the process of going prepared and fully loaded, I put all my money inside my wallet and then misplaced my wallet. I find cry cry, but I nor see. Luckily for me, the guy was kind enough to reimburse me with a bigger amount to re-do my identity card and still have good cash at hand.

But, whether good or bad, am always prepared with vex money. Ladies what do you think? Definitely a necessity shey.
Guys this is not a license to misbehave ooo, because you fit jam the wrong motor.

INFO OF THE DAY: Delta State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan, yesterday announced the ban of commercial motorcycles otherwise know as Okada in Asaba and other major cities of the State, such as Warri, Effurun, among others. The ban is to take effect from this month and hopefully at the end of the month no more motorcycles.

No more quick sharp transportation for me, now cab tinz and hold up, hmmmmmmmm.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: Warri Girl
Info source: Vanguard Mobile Edition.

Fear Blinds

Some days back, my sister was driving - she try o, driving just after delivery - while mumsy was holding the baby, behind them was an old Peugeot 504, and behind the 504 a trailer. Suddenly, the engine of my sister's car went off and the car stopped in the middle of the road. Thank God, the trailer and the 504 came to a halt without causing injury to any one.

The 504 guy quickly jumped down and started raining abuses on my sister, this girl you nor get sense, you dey mad, you be idiot. Right then the baby started crying, marriage good sha, it brings respect. Hearing the baby's cry and realising my sister was a married woman, the man changed his tune, MADAM, why you go drive like that, na nonsens na MADAM, people nor dey drive like that.

They explained that, the car just went off and asked the man to assist them push the car off the road, you know what? He just sighed, got into his 504 and drove off. Mumsy and my sister had to push the car by themselves off the road while waiting for my brother-in law to come to their rescue. I sure say them go don smell and inhale exhaust fumes boku from all the cars wen pass. Car good ooo, but when e wan disgrace you, e go disgrace you finish.

When my sister was narrating she kept on repeating, Ha! people are wicked because no one stopped to help them. I felt for them and consoled them, and I said not everyone is actually wicked, it's fear.

Fear of the unknown. The kind of society we find ourselves, everyone is blinded by fear. Fear of carrying out a charitable guesture and it backfires, maybe you get robbed in the process. I told my sister nor reason like that, not everyone is wicked, because FEAR BLINDS.
But that 504 man, na fear still make am leave them? I think he is callous.

INFO OF THE DAY: Peugeot 504 won the European Car Of The Year Award 1969.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Greetings Delta Babes

Delta Babes una dooh, I hail. I read this display picture and am like see ooo, na wa. So you think most guys go reason this one whether you from Delta or Not.

I am proud of where am from but not stupid about it. All the babes that nacked this one on their dp, you have just given guys one more line to use in the heartbreaking business.

The latest now would be, I have a girlfriend but she isn't from Delta, I need to marry a Delta babe, so yes, am single.

I know some babes would jump into moving train because of that line. The train would crush you and that's when you would want to kill the whole world with heartbreak personal messages(pm) 'guys are heartless, all guys are bad' etc.

Now am writing it just looks like a normal thing, but I know say for this Warri, I must hear gist of girl when think say the guy go marry her because of tribe or state of origin. Wise up every one, I don talk my own, a word is enough for the wise.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Another One From Harvard

I was surfing the net and i came across cosmopolitan website decided just to take a peek and I went to their relationship section, saw something that was surprising. According to them, Harvard Medical School has just tracked down another one- and it's a little random. The study say's that,Men like to know when their girlfriends or wives are happy and women love to know when their husbands or boyfriends are sad.

After reading this, I said abeg na for those for yankee joor, but curiosity got me asking different chics questions. Me am a walking questionnaire*smiling*. Anyway some of the chics said yes, they love when their bfs are down, it gives them this kind of connection and bond.

 Hoor! seriously is this true. Me, I kukuma like play well well, so I dont think looking forward to my boyfriend being sad works for me. Dont get me wrong ooo, am very supportive and if he is down I would definitely cheer him up, but it isnt something to be happy about. In short, he would be hardly down because am cheer up madam.


Some girls nor go support me for this one, because they love the feeling of playing shoulder to cry on always. But how can you tolerate a sad guy always. You be big witch if you are one of this girls. Guys if you have a chic that loves you been sad she be your number 1 enemy of progress. Ladies know this, some guys are prone to cheat when they are sad.

I have analysed the Harvard research from my own point of view, so peeps do you support their theory or not? Do you love playing nurse maid always?

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Marriage 101

Are you ready for marriage? This question is normally asked and majority of single girls including myself would answer fast fast, Yes na. Most of us are like, am respectful, hardworking, understanding, tolerant and God fearing, Yes am ready.

My sister and married friends usually say marriage isnt easy. I didn't understand until few days ago that my mumsy went for omugor. Mumsy went along with my younger sister, I didn't know that the OMUGOR constitution has been amended, that is now mother and daughter that goes,hmmmmmm.

Now, its just me and popsy. I wake up by 5:30am to clean up, wash car and fix breakfast and lunch, before I rush out by 6:30am to one side that am managing and am back by 6pm. Waking up in the morning hen, is the killing part.

Immediately I step back inside its work again, no rest, dinner and other stuffs. At least when my sister was around there was division of labour. I called mumsy and said abeg let my sister come back, to be fixing lunch when am not around. My mama self, see her reply "when you marry and you dey work, you nor go take care of your husband? Continue joor, learn, suffer alone, your sister isn't coming".

Ha!, just imagine, am complaining now, person come born pikin join this one, then you go real know say marriage nor easy.

Its all good, am taking my practical course now for marriage. Yes ooo, I must get A in this marriage 101 because I want to be perfect for my husband,lol. Good news sha, me and popsy na besties now, yesterday we had our own TGIF, palm-wine and AIT. Cool.

Oya let me go and wash clothes, takie peeps and happy new month.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.