If I Were A Boy

Sometimes I wonder how my life would have been if I were a boy.

I guess I would never know but I know for sure that if I were a boy, I would have done the following:

1) Been A Good Dresser - I would have been so touche and cream. The ladies would have gone head over heels for me because of my matured and appropriate dress sense, not the 'holla at your boy look'. Some guys actually do the wizkid look to the wrong occasion. Imagine wearing three-quarter skinny jeans and top to a traditional marriage. I won't be that guy, I would  have been the sleek guy on blazers that all the chics want to go after.

2) Look Properly - If I were a boy, I would definitely look properly before I toast a babe on bum short. Bum shorts are like the best thing that happened to ladies in this millennium. Whether lekpa or orobo, any girl that puts on a nice fitted bum short is sure to look hot and sexy but there are some that when you go close to the face, you might be shocked by what you see. I would look at the front and back before I make a move.

3) Had a Swimming Trunk - This is a necessity for every guy but majority tend not to know because they are comfortable swimming with their boxers, Wrong. I would have had one that made me look sexy and not using boxers that makes a guy looks like a sweating plumber.

4) Never Hit a Lady - I would have never hit a lady. It doesn't display the character of a gentleman. If lady pisses me off, I would walk away to cool off instead of hitting her.

5) Been Free: If I were a boy, I would have had so much freedom to do anything unlike a girl who is faces some restrictions, especially with the fact that everyone is trying to be decent to get a Mr. Right.

Sometimes sha, I can reason anyhow, I wonder how I thought about this post. hahahahahah


INFO OF THE DAY: Okada Operators Drag Delta State Government To Court.
WARRI—COMMERCIAL motorcycle operators, commonly called Okada, in Effurun, Delta State, have asked a state High Court sitting in Effurun to restrain the state government and its agents from banning or stopping them from using motorcycles as a means of transportation and livelihood in Effurun, Warri and Asaba, after September 30, 2012.

 The motorcyclists are praying the court for, among others, a declaration that the administrative directive by government to the police, to arrest, detain and charge them to court after September 31,  or any other time, is unconstitutional.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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