Then it was just like a normal idiomatic expression. Now, its not o, it is congeal or congealises.
Not only dogs bark, humans bark too when they are on heat. My friend's boyfriend traveled for a long while and since he left, she has been so uptight. Anytime you talk to her she is always aggressive. Me, I just concluded that its a new stupid bad habit she developed and I started calling her aggressive mama.
Now, the guy is back and she stopped over to see me on her way to his place. I asked her my usual question, "hope you have a cd?". (There is something called ADVISE WITH SENSE. I asked her if she had a cd, not like am insinuating that the guy might have been with someone else. Even if he has, how can I tell her that to her face, so that World War III would happen on top my statement and when they settle the whole issue would be on my head. I want to be a friend to the family ooo).
I just said, "hope you have a cd, if not tell me to start saving to buy baby clothes. We just laughed over it, I just advised with sense.
Omo, after three hours with the guy, madam called me sounding all cheerful and relaxed.
The next time I saw her, she was happy and playful. Trust me WAG(Warri Girl), I must talk. I said, "you don pianji now, your body don come down".
She said " Yes ooo my friend, I feel so relaxed.
There is indeed a natural drug of nature.
Oya call me bad pikin *blushing* but you know am on point.*winks*
INFO OF THE DAY: Facts From The Internet
1) *Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by *Opioid drug use. The same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.
2) Having sex at least once per week can lower a man's risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80years.
Endorphins: Natural pain killing substances found in the human brain.
Opioid: Medication that relive pain.
I have just killed some babes with this post o, now they would be summoned for any type of pain, toothache, leg pain etc.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
Photo credit: The Internet
Info source: facts.randomhistory.com, the internet.
23 comments:
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So funny. I want to live more than 80yrs ooooo. So na to dey twang like 7 times a week now. Nice post so educating.
Please don't paste cos its obvious u don't undastand medical terms. Nur be beef sha. Xoxo
Lol. Nne I feel you oh! Sex most definitely does wonders but not for all sha
i cant make sense of wat u jst wrote
Well, its a nice topic. Full of truth even if I know most people especially ladies won't wanna comment on it. Truth be told, I had the best of CGPA back in school at my 200level when I and my girl lived together. You may think too much sex would distract you, but I bet, its otherwise. Its relaxes ur nerves and increase mental balance.
Especially when its with som1 you like deeply. Both ur physical and mental mind gets soothed.
Nice one warrigirl.
Ighxo
U can neva undastand it cos u re not used to medical terms(words), well its obvious u re a Vee
So funny. I want to live more than 80yrs ooooo. So na to dey twang like 7 times a week now. Nice post so educating.
hmmm bros, u mean say na dis post u wan take hold hand lik say u nur dey do em befor,well to dork 7times a week mean say u go turn either d solomon of our time or father abraham. Xoxo
I get toothache oh...plz warri girl I need ur help...u alone and no 1 else
Oo dat . .so u can deduce my masculinity 4rm words . .dats wonderful o,i wonder y ur wasting ur talent here.
Dooh! you try. Please I beg put me down o, before your babe go pour me acid. I nor get much power but I get sharp mouth. So I sharpen my mouth to tell you, call you babe for some dose of kisso-mi-quinne(kissing). That should relive the pain
See dis Ashewo, toothache u need warri gurl den if u get back pain who u go call? Come take life easy o, if u nur Gf go throw dice or do mtn pay as u go. Xoxo
anyways . .its an amazingly natural drug tho . .it also makes us think & reason 4rm a different perspective. .lol
Warri girl which babe u dey talk na...just for toothache...if I come say na backache nai be say u go close dis site oh...babe dey UK oh...and u said we need it for ones every week to get going...abi u want make I dey agressive like ur frnd...?
Mr. Anonymous Don't be scared bring out ur id guess ur GF is in UK no problem i promix to send u 1 helper but don't as our writer for help cox its kinda odd, just share ur ID i will keep my word.
My guy I ve multiple talent so don't think am wasting it here am just catching fun and enjoying mysef while it last. but try this therapy @lest as my real guy here Dr. Gee he'll tell everything. xoxo
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex ! Sex ! Sex !
I like sex but my partner doesnt. Very painful because some nights I may by hard on and nowhere to pour it. At times I end up making luv in the dream. Very sad
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oh sorry i was sleeping
hahahahahahaha very sad indeed. Use bluetooth for her next time
Guess we knw y Dr.G is ur real guy
=D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D @ bluetooth
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