RzxpwR61w18mAw4dwL9HngFa3TQ Life Of A Warri Girl: Parra With Swag

Monday, 17 September 2012

Parra With Swag

Yesterday Dafe made a comment about "na God they bring customer". What came to my mind when I read that was "heaven help those who help themselves".
I decide to help myself o. Bone that am broke, I can't just sit down and dull like that o. Guess what I did?
My popsy was expecting some friends, and most of the time am always in my room watching movies or pinging. This time I bone BBM o, I went to the sitting room, sat and gisted with the visitors like say na me they come see.

It's good to be current o, it helps you blend into any crowd. Thanks to google any topic they want to discuss on -either politics or intellectual matters, I quickly search on google, read the beginning and say they small one I know.

I was discussing with sense sha, so they don't go and ask something when I nor know.
It was time to leave and they told popsy, "this your daughter is very intelligent and outspoken". "What are you studying and what level are you ?", I said "am a graduate". " Hmmm, that's good" one of the men said, see me feeling like one super star. Then they said "its service you waiting for now", "no sir I have finished my NYSC" . The woman in the group threw the usually bomb shell "so it's husband next oo". I said "Amen".

Yes o, Amen. But why do women just say is husband next oo. Why don't they say its good job next oo. *eyes rolling*.
Anyway, why all my many good daughter act, all this boiled down to one thing MONEY. I wanted them to do young lady take this and manage yourself. And yes finally, they were each able to scrap some change for me. Thank God, because, at all at all na winch(half bread is better than non).

Hahahahahhaha, I just did sharp Warri Girl parra style. I don't beg, I parra with swag.


INFO OF THE DAY: FG Raises The Alarm Over Plot To Cause Mayhem In Niger-Delta.
The Presidential Amnesty Office has raised the alarm about an alleged plot to cause mayhem in the Niger Delta by some "seemingly disgruntled youths in the region".
The alarm came amid a brewing crisis among Niger Delta ex-agitators over alleged exclusion of ex-militants of Urhobo and Itsekiri ethnic extraction in Delta State from the Presidential Amnesty Programme (PAP).

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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Info source : culled from "Vanguard"








17 comments:

Tare said...

Para Babe. Life is in stages so you're in the marriage line now. All this your para pattern will end soon. You will be the 1 to give out to younger once.

This amnesty program is just a total shame why will some groups excluded. They should all be integrated.

Unknown said...

I believe u,Lol

Anonymous said...

Its just an african thing dt ladies pursue marriage post graduation. Its understandble. Nyway, for a blend of the african style and modern life, try balance getting the man and making the money.

@Amnesty mata, make we leave that mata. Them no watin dem dey do.

Ighxo

Anonymous said...

Its just an african thing dt ladies pursue marriage post graduation. Its understandble. Nyway, for a blend of the african style and modern life, try balance getting the man and making the money.

@Amnesty mata, make we leave that mata. Them no watin dem dey do.

Ighxo

zeze said...

Getting the man and making the money!!!! Hmmmmm ighxo not easy o, wen most guys see a lady making money dey run far frm her, so now babes like us dat want 2 hit cash and get married wat do we do den

gloria musa said...

My papa say money na my language, evn if we get quarrel say once money involve all beef dey on suspension. Na wa o. E fit be true sha hahahaha. But come to think of it dat time we dey school shey we follow talk say as we dey graduate, our husband dey 1 side. 2yrs done reach oh where d guy na? God let my husband locate me oooooooo. FOR BETTER for WORSE every wknd. It haf reach our turn. Erm by dis time nxt year we all suppose don marry get belle oh. Say Amen lol. Cudos girl

Anonymous said...

@ zeze, not true. Guys actually love zealous and well to do ladies. The problem arises when these class of ladies start flaunt it too much at the guys' face... They naturally run away bcause they start imagining wat happens if marriage finally comes.

Ighxo

Anonymous said...

@ gloria musa. Thghts about life in school always turns out to be almost opposite after graduation. Potential husbands dey everywhere, just have dt eye to see them and knw how to manage them. I wonder when I hear girls complain abt 'no husband', but @ dsame x, I see a lot of male friends ripe and almost ready still complaining about 'no wife material'. So girls...Put on the Husband seeing glasses.

Tips: "what do u really want?". "If you one pluck mango, don't stand under pawpaw tree"

Ighxo

Olisaemeka__ said...

Seconded igho

Olisaemeka__ said...

loooooool
seconded agen

Olisaemeka__ said...

is it me or r all "warri girls" single
*confused*

Anonymous said...

@holisa, thanx for being in the spirit.

Ighxo

NaijaScorpio said...

Lol @ parra with swag. I never hear that one before. What does it mean?


Warri Girl said...

Parra is a slang. It means asking someone for money. Most of the time its usually used among friends or close associates. For example, I just parra-ed my brother for 500naira. Like I asked my brother for 500naira.

NaijaScorpio said...

Ok. Thanks. I like to keep up with Naija slangs. There shall be no dulling on this end.

Dafe said...

Hmmmm ighox lord of all comments. Am in need of a wife interested person contact me tru warri.

KOFOSHY said...

I fear WAGS. *sigh

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