Adults Like Children

My uncle asked me to represent him at a book launch. I imagined it being boring and me just staring or dozing off. Surprisingly it was cool.

There were dignitaries present. After the whole launching!!!, an announcement was made that the food was late but was on it's way. There were snacks to go round and those not in a hurry could stay back and wait.
Me, I sat back o, where am I rushing to? Hunger dey kill me before sef.

Trust WAG na. While waiting, I started observing all the happenings. I notice something, normally you see babes using style to flock round the dignitaries but this time I saw guys flocking round them. I guess the guys were trying to hustle job for themselves.
Noticing, that there weren't any hustle chic around. I said "yeah this is a matured gathering". Otor ooo, I was wrong.

As soon as the food arrived, come and see people's parents rushing, jumping and flying chairs to get to the food table. It was a buffet and matured men and women were all pushing and struggling.
I didn't rush o, me WAG rush, how na! With my fine outfit and by the way there was one cool guy beside me, so I behaved like the correct swagalicious chic that I am and quietly queued up.

There was this woman when she came out from the queue, her hair was a mess like who just got electrocuted. She held two plates of food, one with pepper soup, the other with jloff, coconut, fried rice, spag and all the different meat available on the table with some other stuffs. Because of the rush for food she misplaced her bag. I just shook my head at the sight.

If you reading this now and your mother wore a white shirt on ash skirt and when she came home her gold weavon was standing like who just had a fight. Please ask her if she attended a book launch.
If she say's yes, shout at her for disgracing your family because of food (Nor be only mama dey shout for pikin, pikin fit shout for mama too). Am sure she would have purged sef.
Food o, na make matured people behave like children.

INFO OF THE DAY: Price of Beans Soars.
The inordinate rise in the price of beans, a major source of protein in Nigeria, has called for concern as food vendors now withdraw from sales of the food to avert loss.
Some ascribe the rise in price to the Northern crisis while others says it is as a result of the drop in the production of the plant.

Hey one of our cheapest food is getting high, people will kill for food o *sad face*.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Info source: Vanguard