RzxpwR61w18mAw4dwL9HngFa3TQ Life Of A Warri Girl: A Lady's Key Accessory

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

A Lady's Key Accessory

In Warri, there is something called Vex Money (pronounced as Ves Moni). According to waffarians, this is a backup money a lady takes with her on a date, in case of any unforeseen circumstances, such as the guy pissing her off and she has to leave.
I call this A LADY'S KEY ACCESSORY for a date. Me as a Sharp Warri Girl, am always with vex money whenever am on a date. It is a necessity, because there are different guys with different characters and intentions, ready to throw any line to make you spend the night. You hear stuff like "police are on the road and my license is expired, I don't see at night to drive, my fuel just got finished, my friend burrowed my car, he is stuck and cant come back.....etc".

Nor be say I don get all those experiences o, but I get friends, so I combined their experiences,lol. So with vex money you can move and leave a guy any time and not get stuck or stranded.

Once sha, vex money don almost backfire for my head. In the process of going prepared and fully loaded, I put all my money inside my wallet and then misplaced my wallet. I find cry cry, but I nor see. Luckily for me, the guy was kind enough to reimburse me with a bigger amount to re-do my identity card and still have good cash at hand.

But, whether good or bad, am always prepared with vex money. Ladies what do you think? Definitely a necessity shey.
Guys this is not a license to misbehave ooo, because you fit jam the wrong motor.

INFO OF THE DAY: Delta State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan, yesterday announced the ban of commercial motorcycles otherwise know as Okada in Asaba and other major cities of the State, such as Warri, Effurun, among others. The ban is to take effect from this month and hopefully at the end of the month no more motorcycles.


No more quick sharp transportation for me, now cab tinz and hold up, hmmmmmmmm.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

Photo credit: Warri Girl
Info source: Vanguard Mobile Edition.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahhahahahah, I always av a backup plan anytime anyday, nice1, as 4 d okada, I just pity warri, cos d rate of crime will increase, did the govt provide any oda means 4 des okada men to generate income?NO!!!it is well with Delta state. I weep 4 Delta, *shame*

Anonymous said...

Nice one. I have to say that u are funny tho.

danie Brown said...

=)) ‎​=))•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa ; i'm 100% in support of dis o! I cari monie dat wil tk care of d full date sef, cos som guyz can act wierd. Especialy wen u kno give dem beta green lite. 9ice 1 warri girl# @last i can nw comment nd read dis post witout stress.

Anonymous said...

Vex money. Lolz

Ighxo

Anonymous said...

Nice 1

Dr. Gee said...

This is the first time I'm hearing of vex money and I no go lie, the idea is a wonderful one. I also make sure to have cash on me when anybody invites me out for chops.

Personally if i invite person come chop, I dey ready to foot the bill when some people invite you, na invite of *omo you're on your own oh. I pay my own you pay your own*

So to avoid this kain embarrassment I carry my own money on chops invite ;)

Anonymous said...

Vex Money! its the way-forward for gurls. Since men have learnt to fly without perching we women should learn to shot without missing with our VEX MONEY. LOL

Olisaemeka__ said...

ℓ☺ℓ
9ja girls and deir "guys must pay4everyfin mentality",guess y'all hv learnt d hard way,unforseen circumstances may occur,doesn't necessarily mean d guy's lyin tho

Anonymous said...

Vex money is always on point ooo.....I won't even dream of leavin d house witout plenty vex money,incase guy buy me lunch or dinner,den tinks he has d licence 2 misbehave,na 2 pay 4 my food wit my vex money waka ooo.....as 4 ur Governor I piri dat man......e no no say dem dey provide plenty kekenape 1st abi.......darkdiva....www.darkdiva007.blogspot.com

nikkymandy said...

In Delta state, we don't have a governor! Mad native doctor!...kmt

jessy said...

lwkmd @ all ya comments! hahaahahahaha ur on point wafibabe, im feeling ya

Olisaemeka__ said...

i concur

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