Do you have a friend, who always tells a lot of lies, that you now assume everything he/she says is a Lie? I know some babes like that o.
Sometimes people deviate from the truth a little, but at least let it be for a sensible reason. Some babes I know, kai, they lie about everything and anything. Even what's irrelevant, they would still lie.
The most common lie is about boyfriend. "My boyfriend bought this, did this etc". Ok na, make they quarrel. The truth starts unfolding. "Can you imagine what he did to me, after all I have done for him. I was the one that did this and that for him, even sef common barbing of he hair na me dey pay most times".
The case of this one babe is unimaginable. She told me she just got a job in Shell Pet. Dev. Company and two weeks later she nack dp "Vacation in Ghana". Trust Warri Girl eagle eye, quickly I pinged her and said "Babe you dey Ghana, I thought you just started working in Shell two weeks ago". She replied " Yes, but I took leave for vacation". Finito
I say hen, see this Ekpa (idiot in Urhobo), she feel say I be illiterate or I nor get sense. Me, Warri Girl, na she wan scope. Someone that just started working in Shell two weeks ago, fear won't make you travel before you come back and meet a sack letter. If na me, I would be resuming before the cleaners everyday.
Anyway sha, this lie lie babes, I have identified them, so whatever they say, I divide by four in my head. So I think you do the same and identify your big fat liar.
INFO OF THE DAY: Brief History Of Shell Nigeria.
In 1937, Shell started operations in Nigeria as Shell D'Arcy. The company was granted an exploration license in 1938. In 1956, Shell Nigeria discovered the first commercial oil field at Oloibiri in Niger Delta and started oil exports in 1958.
Presently, the company is known as Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria Limited (SPDC).
Just imagine, if your ancestors were the owners of the land in Oloibiri. MONEY! Chai!.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
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7 comments:
Girls lie pass guys sha. Nice 1 warri girl.
Hahahahah Warri gal oh, nice one
Lie Lie. Dem dey form activity.
Nice way to start the week. Girls too like hype naim make dem dey lie too much. Inshort most of them no longer see it as a lie but a normal thing.
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Warri Girl oh! You no kii person with laugh. We had a guy like that in my set and we turned his name into a verb that means serious lying
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Bone. . .girls dey LIE DIE KAI!!!!
Warri gurl, u don start,well 9 gud 4 boyz wen dey allow deir gf do eventually everything 4 dem cox dem brk 4 a period of tyme. but wait o if lie nur join many of una here 4 don die u knw wat i mean. lik my guy(O J kacus d don) if e greet u gud morning check tyme. 10yrs ago he say e b 32yrs dis yrs we see driver license na 1986 dey inside abu hw many yrs e b?
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