RzxpwR61w18mAw4dwL9HngFa3TQ Life Of A Warri Girl: Marriage 101

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Marriage 101

Are you ready for marriage? This question is normally asked and majority of single girls including myself would answer fast fast, Yes na. Most of us are like, am respectful, hardworking, understanding, tolerant and God fearing, Yes am ready.

My sister and married friends usually say marriage isnt easy. I didn't understand until few days ago that my mumsy went for omugor. Mumsy went along with my younger sister, I didn't know that the OMUGOR constitution has been amended, that is now mother and daughter that goes,hmmmmmm.

Now, its just me and popsy. I wake up by 5:30am to clean up, wash car and fix breakfast and lunch, before I rush out by 6:30am to one side that am managing and am back by 6pm. Waking up in the morning hen, is the killing part.

Immediately I step back inside its work again, no rest, dinner and other stuffs. At least when my sister was around there was division of labour. I called mumsy and said abeg let my sister come back, to be fixing lunch when am not around. My mama self, see her reply "when you marry and you dey work, you nor go take care of your husband? Continue joor, learn, suffer alone, your sister isn't coming".

Ha!, just imagine, am complaining now, person come born pikin join this one, then you go real know say marriage nor easy.

Its all good, am taking my practical course now for marriage. Yes ooo, I must get A in this marriage 101 because I want to be perfect for my husband,lol. Good news sha, me and popsy na besties now, yesterday we had our own TGIF, palm-wine and AIT. Cool.

Oya let me go and wash clothes, takie peeps and happy new month.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.


14 comments:

Olisaemeka__ said...

U wash da car????
Ur already perfect 4 me(amongst other obvious qualities)..ℓ☺ℓ...I kid....

Ur mum's right tho...never really seen marriage 4rm dis perspective

Nice article tho I still blive dere's alot2marriage "preparation" (single me talkin)...ℓ☺ℓ..

Holisa

Anonymous said...

Funny how women look forward to the wedding and not the marriage. Promises to take care of husband and two years later all is forgotten...

Anonymous said...

My dear marriage no be beans oooh.....na God grace and prayers

Sam Oracle said...

Lol, I don't think anyone can imagine what itz gonna be like. You just have to feel it to know it. Nothing is exactly how we imagine, itz either better or worse.

Dafe said...

see e eye lik tif, na here u wan find wife? WAKA lost u hear. Over sabi house boy,u neva hear say house boy nur dey train dog. Come here wan marry her so dat u so suffer her wen car wash full everywhere and washing machine.

Dafe said...

very funny mrs warri gurl,hahahahahaha, so u nur get boy friend to practice marriage with u wait till ur sister born make ur mama go do wetin u call em sef 'Ormugor' if nur be 1 tin i 4 say u wan snatch ur papa,so ur papa 9 u take dey practice marriage provided u nur practice reach where dem 4 form u? Well marriage easy lik we wen don marry reach 8times and we dey wait till d last 2 go come. Den we go know say we don try. Well d truth is bitter lemme say it don't marry a man dat will nt buy u a washing machine,dish washer,micro wave,rice boiler,deep fryer etc, women i stand 4 d truth been a good wife does nt mean u ve to be a slave to ur husband cos he paid change on ur head.marriage is a union wen both parties carries all d responsibility. Xoxo.

jessy said...

Yaaaaahhh Dafe! I'm feeling u jarè, u too funny, yes o, for marriage d basic needs shud ßƺ fulfilled for a successful union, na so "give & take" ♍ε wey dey yarn so I neva marry o, I dey advice lmao its all gud we will all get dere someday,like a frnd of mine wrote recently on her pm "getting married b4 25yrs is like leaving a nite parry by 10pm wen d gruv's jus gettin started" evryone wit dia own views sha,as for moi God's time is d best.....Peace y'all

Unknown said...

Marriage????? Hummmm there is more to what u see in d mirrow.

Anonymous said...

Marriage aint beans ooo.....most of dis gurls aren't even close 2 been ready sef....cos if dem marry person like Dafe...wahala go dey

Dr. Gee said...

Lovely response ojare. I remember one of my friend papa wey dey always insist on pounded yam everyday and he no want the processed one at all. Madam just vex enter market buy one of those yam punding machines. Here you go sir, knock yourself out. lol

Babes if una dey find husband make una dey find the types wey dem don domesticate well well if not marry the ones wey fit afford to hire maid oh. There's nothing as annoying as an unkempt house and unfed children all because you are ill. Your husband should be able to take over within short notice.

Thank God for my popsy. Even momsy sef know. She dey appreciate the man day in day out.

baubau said...

*bb surprise smiley*so there r men lyk dafe n dr.gee??cool!!...nw we tlkn 21st century...I lerv me such men*batting eyelids*

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmm mr or mrs anonymous the person wen go marry dafe will be the luckiest woman on earth trust me, I knw wat I am sayin

Dafe said...

Who wan marry me here is my contact 080341609**, u can call me cos i still dey fear all dese fisher gurl wen fit hunt me down.

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