Then, you now see some chics that know someone, just twists and comes directly to the counter. She jumps the queue and gets paid. If you are on the queue that kin thing can pain, what am I saying sef, If I know person me too for don move ahead. But since I didn't know anyone, I had to queue. As I was doing nothing, I started observing.
One young lady, walked in and asked one of the tellers for a Helen, he replied that she was currently unavailable. The girl said " Honourable so, so and so, sent me to her for this cheque to be cleared and deposited into his account". Come and see where unavailable Helen became available. The funny thing is, the Helen was just gisting in one corner before.
Bankers and money, inseparable. I nor blame them sha, without the money, there is no way they would be paid. In short, without my money, some people would be jobless. Yes o, my saving with the bank makes them employ staff, so even if na 1500 naira I wan collect, I go spread collect am, na my money.
INFO OF THE DAY: The world's most worthless currency.
Zimbabwe is broke. Inflation rate is so high(it broke the 100,000% mark), that their central bank introduced 10 million dollar note.
$1 = Z$ 30,000 (that is one us dollars equals thirty thousand zimbabwe dollars).
In the second picture, nor be lottery the guy win ooo, na food e dey go buy. 2loaves of bread is about 250 million. Zimbabweans now talk about daily expenses in millions and billions.
Shey 9ja dey see this one o. Let's fast and pray that Sanusi doesn't drive us there with his 5000 naira note. *eyes rolling*.
Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.
Photo credit: www.fluer-de-coin.com, www.funchit.com
Info Source: The Net.
18 comments:
Nice 1 Warri Gal. Nice info as well. Keep up d good work. Loving it.
Cool stuff
Those teller peeps can foooooooooorm,chei!!!
but d dae deir account no balance,c as dem go dey beg 4 money 2 balance up . .
Thanks 2 ATM cards and internet bankin,i hv very little need2 step in2 d bankin hall. .
Lol; True, True, True****especially d bank issue. dis 1 got me laughing all true; bt dat zimbabwe cash kno b here o# hahahahahahaha* God wil nt let us get to dat stage o# armed robber go see monie run o. Nice1 waffi babe. TITE*
Lol,true talk..
There is always a smart way to get these bankers. Instead of standing at the queue, I do ask to see any of their marketers(females preferred). I put up big discussions on opening accounts and d type of package they have for their customers. After getting them so engulfed in my big figured proposed acct openning ploy I chip in stuff like: "please kindly help me wt a deposit slip and pay this in for me" lolz. Then I finalise with a complimentary card if I have one or an official meeting.
Lolz
Ighxo
and u'll achieve this in how many micro seconds?
Sitting even 20mins in a soft bank ac'ed environment won't be a bad idea as compared to queuing in a S-shaped line waiting for ur turn. Wat u think?
Ighxo
hmmmm Igho,from ur statements each e show say na only bank u dey enter Ac,cos even d complimentery card issue wen u talk sef u re nt sure if u ve 1,a man dat has a complimetry card knws. I bet u,u nur fit talk to marketer 4 20mins d person nur get target dat day. Mark ur money
warri gurl dis bankin tin na tru,bt even me if i go access bank or diamond bank i get pple i get 4get sef cue dey dey inside bank cos sometimes i dey call do my biz 4rm my hse befor i dey go d bank. Den as 4dat 5k note, i don pray say if na 4 d gud of d country make e come out bt if na 4 bad make everybody involved go die befor dat day
loooool @ "na only bank u dey enter Ac" . .
Dafe hs sed it all tho. .i need not say more cos ur story seems made up. .
ATM cards and internet/mobile bankin bro . .simple
Oo.. The comparism was not centered on the AC, it was on the ease of stress on standing. Basic english.
No hard feelings...
Ighxo
TB Joshua no go see this one to do 70 days fasting and prayer against. May *great* Naija never depreciate to this level. AMEN
@ dafe, wat do u mean 'pray for'. Are u literate @ all? Introduction of 5K note is suicidal. What sanusi should be doing is zero cancellation and not this rubbish.
Suooooo c des guys !!na here una wan quarell bout who dey enter AC or yes?with d way tins r its only logical for 1 to have a "paddy"@ ur bank so tins go easy for u.@ Warri girl thumbs up..5k note na just to make their stealing much easier and let's pray for Zimbabweans na only God fit help dem.
ask any ijaw person to tell u d meanin of dis word. 'Kele Kele'
Hehehehehehehe so true.may God help naija as well oh,cos i don't understand all these our leaders again.
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