Ha!

It was drizzling in the afternoon and most people would probably have stayed home, but me I carried myself out.
On the bike, the showers turned into a heavy storm, I bite hand say Ha!, I for dey house ooo. If you saw me, you for pity me. Car splash me water, plus the breeze on bike, when I came down I dey shake like jelly fish. All this ones nor pain me reach my new purse when rain soak *sad face*. Ha! oooh, waka.

Anyway, there is never a dull moment with me. I had a lovely time with my friend. It was time to head home, the bike I took was one of those bike with horn as loud as that of a trailer. The guy was just blowing his horn anyhow, I said Ha!, this one wan deaf me o. Another bike man even helped me complain, he said "blow am well o, because na Uduaghan you carry, mstweee".

By this time, it was almost 7:30pm and we were on DSC expressway almost at mofor junction. I saw the bike ahead off us slow down and stopped. The girl on the bike shouted at her bike man "why you dey stop?" she asked.
See me laughing, I said "this one dey fear", my bike man replied "if na you, you nor go fear". We just laughed over it. Before I knew what was happening the bike stopped and I asked "Oga you dey joke, abi you just wan threathen me" the man replied "no ooo, the machine just stop, I nor know wetin happen".

Fear catch me, "seriously" I said, and the man started laughing, he was just pulling my legs. He said "so you fit fear too". Ha! Warri! the city where everything is fun.

But let me nor lie sha, I fear Die.


INFO OF THE DAY: The Most Expensive Purse In The World

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Na for dream person go buy me this one ,hahahahahha.

Stay Sharp,
Warri Girl.

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